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ruinedorgasm: Thumbing the orgasm Tease And Denial Girls One of my exes read about this in cosmo and did it without telling me. I said, “why the fuck….did that feel awesome!” Years later, I love ruining as many orgasms as I can.
collectionofdestiel:The psychic said that he could read Cas’ mind in colors.I bet it was gray when he was under Naomi’s control.I bet it was as red as flames when he pulled Dean from Hell.I bet it was pale yellow when he was fragile and homeless.I
angryscot: i’ve read so much fanfiction that i am no longer attracted to boys as a woman, but as a gay male
d4ftpunks: balconyscene: illplaytheromeoyouplaythejuliet: I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read
skin-rivets-tyler: d4ftpunks: balconyscene: illplaytheromeoyouplaythejuliet: I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read
shanbahak: Okay, i’m back.First, 0.01a demo is out ! https://www.patreon.com/Lewd_maze Second, as you can see, we had to change project name. A bit unfortunate, but we’re going as Lewd Maze now.Sorry about that.Third, please read FAQ in demo folder.
awakeningavalon: babyinthegutter: every time my mood drops, it’s like i can hear everyone around me sigh a silent exasperated sigh of, “not again”i promise that i am just as sick and tired of it as you are This is the realest shit I ever read.
badnastybears: bigmensmallpenis: This big, hot stud could read me a bedtime story any night, as long as it ended up with that sweet package draped across my face… I’d prefer fuck him…
dataglitch:Now that’s a challenge!! Had to re-read LSOTW just so I could remember everyone but then I realized yet again why this comic will always by my favorite. Everything is just as heartbreaking as the first time, but such a great story! I was
freegameplanet: Happy Room Online is an addictive and oddly therapeutic browser based toybox that sees you placing a wide variety of deadly traps and weaponry around a room, with hopes of causing as much damage to a ragdoll test dummy as possible!Read
It’s useless it’s just complaining Don’t read Ode, to my husbando Wolf you are one glorious mother fucker, not as a wolf and not as a human but like a fictional soulmate, I love you that much….HNNNNNG
wireless-wizard: ccoastal: hanars: luckykrys: thecreach: luckykrys: “Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s
edwardspoonhands: This is a headline from The Guardian. I clicked on it because it made me wonder if someone had done research showing that vloggers aren’t having as large an impact on the lives of our viewers as we like to think. Reading the article,
jennytrout: ccoastal: hanars: luckykrys: thecreach: luckykrys: “Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence
alchemic-fallen-angel: ccoastal: hanars: luckykrys: thecreach: luckykrys: “Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a
littlelaneykink: The Letter “First and foremost,” the letter read, “I don’t want you to be alarmed. Everything is okay. Everything is great, in fact, as long as you also agree with that assessment by the end of this. “Okay, here goes:
d4ftpunks:balconyscene:illplaytheromeoyouplaythejuliet:I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read
Hunger Games ramblings/theory under the cut. Don’t read unless you’re as big of a fan as I am or I might just get secondhand embarrassment lol. In Catching Fire and Mockingjay, the reader discovers that there has been a secret group of rebels
cloudcuckoolander527:Do you ever read a novel that’s over 100 years old and get hella into it and as you’re getting into it, you can feel the ghost of the long-dead author getting excited as you get into their work, like the ghost of Jane Austen or
violentwavesofemotion: “I shall try to see many things, shall go to the libraries and read; and then, when things begin to grow a little lighter inside me, I shall be at home as much as possible and gather myself around the best that I have not
photoshoppedreality: georgemallory: nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order I read this to my boyfriend and he’s been like this for the last five minutes…
theme-hunter: thatsquitespiffing: (Sorry this is going to be a long post, i would put it on read more however it is becoming risky to go to other peoples blogs so I have just left it) I have collected as many blogs as possible that I/other people have
fullpraxisnow: “Read the transcripts of Hitler’s early speeches and then listen to Trump’s speeches, as well as his initial reactions to finding out that he is inspiring white racists to assault brown-skinned immigrants. There are differences in
ccoastal: hanars: luckykrys: thecreach: luckykrys: “Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard
heyfranhey: A Basic Guide To Hydration Part II (Read Part I here) In a previous post, I briefly mentioned that the consumption of sports drinks, as well as ready to go teas & coffees have skyrocketed in the last little while. Tons of people are
marryread: hanars: luckykrys: thecreach: luckykrys: “Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on
winjennster: ccoastal: hanars: luckykrys: thecreach: luckykrys: “Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s
moonlit-laine:at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media
I was able to make cookies with daddy and his mom. He let me take some home and even included a note that read: “I hope these taste as sweet as you” -Daddy
blackraystyles: intellectuellenoire: yeah-okay-seph: securelyinsecure: Brandy is so ridiculously underrated Brandy is cute. the tag on this post said that people stay dragging her and something really shady popped into my head as soon as I read
huffythemagicdragon: well that makes as much sense as some of the fics I’ve read
thatsquitespiffing: (Sorry this is going to be a long post, i would put it on read more however it is becoming risky to go to other peoples blogs so I have just left it) I have collected as many blogs as possible that I/other people have proven to be
prideprejudce: prideprejudce: tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet i hate how fucking funny these
flatbear: jennytrout: ccoastal: hanars: luckykrys: thecreach: luckykrys: “Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s
yourplayersaidwhat: In the run down lawless part of the city. Went to a pirate bar as a party of underage boarding school kids. There’s a skeleton with an eye patch working as a waiter with a sign around his neck that reads DON’T TURN ME, I
morallygay:I could write 20 pages against exclusionist arguments but nothing I could say would be as efficient as this[ID: a reddit comment by @/tomohawk12345 that reads:“this sexual minority isn’t part of the sexual minority group”
little-wolf-white-peacock: prideprejudce: prideprejudce: tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet
liquorinthefront: jennytrout: ccoastal: hanars: luckykrys: thecreach: luckykrys: “Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that
photoshoppedreality: w0ndurland: georgemallory: nothing will mess you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order I HATE THIS TEXT POST I read this to my boyfriend and he’s been like this for the
lumannn: If you have twitter you should report this person https://twitter.com/luxYURI They retweeted my photos, said I look like a holocaust victim, misgendered me on purpose and as far as I can read from their tweets they are doing that on daily basis.
photoshoppedreality: w0ndurland: georgemallory: nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order I HATE THIS TEXT POST I read this to my boyfriend and he’s been like this for the
charlotteflaire: rin-matsuhoeka:angryscot: i’ve read so much fanfiction that i am no longer attracted to boys as a woman, but as a gay male FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT what the fuck is this straight people are fucking wild
thatwriterchickyouknow: If we’re dating and you let me read one of my favorite books out loud to you while I lay my head in your lap and you stroke my hair then that’s as good as a marriage license to me.
archiemcphee: Reading is awesome, but Lunarbaboon knows that it gets even better as soon as a cat decides to keep you company.
sixpenceee: sixpenceee: Nong Youhui, a blue-eyed boy in China, stunned doctors with his ability to see in pitch black with eyes that glow in the dark; his ‘cat’s eyes’ makes him to read perfectly without any light and sees as clearly as most people
slytherer: I know I’m not a conventional beauty. You can read a lot of painful things on the Internet, which criticise you aesthetically - but as far as I’m concerned, that’s not what an actress is.
oh yes yes yes. Oh, goodness yes. As long as you can read on that little ledge in the upper right, yes.
todayintokyo: Hachiko has been reunited with his owner, Hidesaburo Ueno, in a new statue that can be seen at the University of Tokyo, where Ueno was a professor of agricultural engineering. You can read more in this article, as well as this one.