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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/05/08/dawn-willow-tentacle-egg-laying-show/Did you initially read the title of this post as “Dawn Willow Tentacle Egg Laying Show”? Well, strangely enough, you did not read that wrong. Dawn Willow has a giant dildo.
hotboyproblems: bullied: disorder: gingersnapwolves:alluringabyss:Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line
projectkr: nogyu: God has spoken. LITERALLY You all know you heard his voice as you read that tweet . I completely support the message, but Morgan Freeman never said that. I think we can all agree that he would deliver a truly eloquent verbal bitch
ofallonmochub: budacub: randomexperiencescomics: gingersnapwolves:alluringabyss:Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is
More anon answers under the cut! I realize that tumblr mobile doesn’t work the same way as the desktop version in terms of putting things under cuts, so I apologize to anyone who is subjected to this long post without wanting to be.First row:Thank you!
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: kaylapocalypse: thighetician: The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was
gingersnapwolves:alluringabyss:Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.
wolfenswan: ” uwu ” is my favorite text emote because it’s a really cute face but i always read it as “oowoo” so i imagine the people that type with using that face are also making that noise at the same time and it’s Really Cute
ashstfu:i’ve decided. embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment
Books I have read that contain wetting and desperation in them! I re-read these parts over and over as a child loving them 💛
xrockstarlettex: did-you-kno: Source My 13 year old sister got this before I did… that’s sad. Me reading along as she bursts into a poorly muffled laughing fit, I stop reading and look at her, clueless Me: What are you laughing at? Sister: *catching
ospreying: A reminder that Eren Jaeger killed three people when he was ten years old all for kidnapping a girl whom which he had never even met before. It’s not only the fact that he didn’t just try to save her, he went to murder her kidnappers,
colonel-bastard: that face when you realize that you’ve been low-key cosplaying as your finnish husband’s adorable oc (if you’re not reading matias and anders by @wuffen then you’re missing out) LOOK AT MY HANDSOME HUSBAND AND HOW CUTE HE LOOKS OH
princessssssssss-s: I read that when women stop wearing bras their breasts become naturally perkier and they retain more elasticity as they get older. Which makes me believe it could apply to your butt as well. So I’ve been wearing loose fitting boxers
gingersnapwolves: alluringabyss: Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014 I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.
gingersnapwolves:alluringabyss:Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.I need to see
Also, daily reminder to my followers that I’m a member of the Hanji Gender Defense Squad and read Levi, Hanji, and Armin as trans* individuals, but have headcanons for Marco, Eren, and Ymir that are really difficult for me to let go sometimes.
cuttlefishculler: use whatever pronouns make you comfortable but please realize that pronouns that are newly introduced and commonly used as other words (cat/catself, sprout/sproutself, etc) are very inaccessible and difficult to both read and use for
farleysflavors replied to your post: apparently leelah alcorn’s mom is a te… i read somewhere that she apparently screams at some of the kids she teaches, particularly one that has adhd, according to a friend of leelah’s that sat in on a class
thehumon: When I read “Satan as the good guy” texts I of course came across the two main satanic groups Church of Satan and The Satanic Temple. Neither group actually believes in Satan (or God for that matter) but they both use him as a symbol of
While I’m wary of trusting the episode descriptions after the most recent episode, I’m looking forward to the episode “Beach Party” as it sounds very interesting. I’ve been wanting to see the Gems interact with people other
I dunno, its kind of a pet peeve of mine when people say something along the lines of “I’m gay and I don’t see [relationship] as romantic”. Like, I get that its meant kind of like “I don’t read this as romantic, but I myself am gay so its
sameraxu: sameraxu:Common Birds of California is a zine about burnout, birding, and bioregionalism. You can read it in full for free on my website! Heads up that a text transcript of this zine is now available.
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I should start going to sleep early more often. It’s doesn’t half make you feel good, eh? As long as I don’t have that horrible sleepless hour between 4&5am every morning… Now blasting out Bond themes in the shower! Bam!
porrimscondomstash: When you fuck something up first thing in the morning As soon as I read that, I thought of OitNB
submissivedreamer: Sitting in the library together, him reading in his chair, while I’m on my knees next to him, reading something as well. When he is done, a yank on my leash will let me know that it’s time for us to go. It’s such a simple fantasy,
risk-k: I just read something that disturbed me, so I went and check to confirm with my own copy Isayama seems to have said that Eren and Armin may not end up as good friends by the end. Or am I interpreting this wrong, please tell me I’m wrong! My
al-the-stuff-i-like: ifellinthelake: leonmcgann: i’m laughing so hard who stands on the seat when going to the toilet omg as soon as i read that comment, i knew the starkid fandom would intervene
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Things Used in Fanfiction as Lube & Condoms That Should Never Be Used as Lube or Condoms
I read Craigslist missed connections partly for amusement and partly to see if I’m as popular in the real world as I think I am.
missrubbex: Hello everyone!!! Wishing you a great day. Please remember to smile as much as you can. Yesterday I read that smiling at least 5 minutes followed at a day can help to make us feel better overall!!! So let’s try it out. Also please remember
Every horoscope I’ve read about a Scorpio says we are emotionally stunted but sexually skilled/aggressive. And I just kind of nod because I can’t argue I also read that we are mean as hell
rosietheriveter01: It would be nice if some prescription meds came with these little encouraging notes that destigmatize illness like these do with such things as ordinary or commonplace as a cut or headache.
hannibals-design: amaleia-rose: let’s face it, as soon as we read that fact we ALL knew it was gonna be a Hannibal gif
giftvd: I don’t ask for your forgiveness, or for you to forget. I ask only that you believe this; whether you are now reading this as a vampire or as a human, I love you all the same as I’ve always loved you, and always will. - John’s final letter
sleepy-bookworm: booksmage: towersofunreadbooks: apparently there are people who run out of unread books? people who read every book standing on their shelves? how? it’s not that hard? You just read books as you get them. I cannot
plasmananigans: Everytime I read “Herdier”, I read it as “Hurrdurr”. That’s the way how I pronounce it too! SAME
gwenstacys: I’m attracted to stories that excite my imagination, stories that, as I’m reading the script, I feel it, I can see it, I can hear the characters. I’m attracted to characters that are real, that tap into something inside me that I haven’t
I drew another thing for rhinocio‘s awesome fanfic Trial: A Foreigner’s Encyclopedia on Hardness and Exploding SlugsI don’t think I’ve done any justice to how great this fanfic is so please read it and enjoy it for yourself, the story and world
Don’t lie, I know at least half of you can almost hear the music start when she opens her eyes! Also…I didn’t know they censored the whole dialogue between them at the end of the first season. Or that they didn’t show the last
thedarkcorners-ofmymind: Notice that as I read, I have a large open space in front of me. That open space represents the absence of the intimacy that I crave in my life, my loneliness, and self doubt. One day, I can hope that open space is filled by
