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cummienism: xgustygalaxy: what the fuck are youtube comments I read that as republicans
carnival-phantasm:Smash Announcer’s Voice: WARRIORMALE! I read that as “WARIOMALE”
eclaratis-art: Just join the damn swim club
popcorn-crossing: old old old joke, but I thought I’d still take a stab at it…
theelka: Wild children
madelezabeth: I cant believe Ive never drawn this smarmy bastard beforewhat an asshole
danpee: I am so glad I finally did Koujaku’s route because oh man this fucker right here
kandismon:so tiny
iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are
wekilledbatman: Yep this is me right now.
potterwho1d: carlilescrusade: black-veil-brides-obsession: 2boys1cup: it started out with a click how did it end up like this it was only a click It was only a click. I read that as it was only a dick
umnachtung: quillusquillus: eowyner: do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß to be honest swiss don’t use ß when writing german so I automatically read that as a raspberry noise
ayoojordan1810: iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are Holy shit
maybesamwinchester: 10scompanion: budbud311: treevoor: 10scompanion: wearing moose pajamas to increase my chances of attracting a mate OMG HIS FACE! IT KILLED ME! it killed Jess too At first I read that as ‘it killed jesus too’ and And I
black–lamb: do i want BWW or fried rice? :( I read that as BBW and thought “yes, Good choice”
queerpaccino: rosarund: Hey everyone. I have pink walls. I read that as pink nails and got way too excited.
sheiswanton: my mind read that as “abs in the house bar”.
skarosoul: mishascollinss: oodlyenough: will smith haters kindly pull tennant’s dick out of your mouths please I first read that as ‘Will Smith haters kindly pull tennant’s dick out of your mouths please’ omfg i was so confused yep same
theregattascene: therealhamster: why doesn’t anyone ever mention how good at sewing spiderman is i read that as sueing
stormageddon-dalek-of-all: i read that as Doctor Who’s operating on you and i just
viridian-pls: chompyface: the beach would be amazing if there was no sand or people to see my flabby body i read that as sand people
nickelbackmidisonline: will-think-about-a-name-later: I’m trying so hard not to read that as “God damnit 100 ASS” whenever I sell this but I’m failing every single time… Goddamned 100mg ASS
space-is–gay: i-have-no-gender-only-rage: finally a petition I can get behind I read that as communist wafers and damn I was confused
dread-pirate-rob: samplerman: Action Romance I read that as “Van” at first, and it made it so much better…
dailyadventureprompts:dagny-hashtaggart:Here’s the thing: it is absolutely possible to tell a compelling story in a sandbox-style game, but about 80% of the time when you hear “sandbox” you should read that as “we had our writers compose a general
emptyfloorboards: peppermintdegenerate: cat pancake Idk why but I read that as “pat canpake”
oldzio-olditore: imjustabigfan: This made my night #FUCK I READ THAT AS IRON MASTER CHEF
zillyh00: nannajane: zillyh00: i am now the youngest supervisor in my store i read that as ‘survivor’ at first and got really scared theres a reason why im the boss now
ohmycarveredlund: tittes: raze-hell: My parents rescued a baby raccoon who lost her mama to a neighbor’s dogs. Her name is Sassafras, Sassy for short. OMfg i literally read that as baby unicorn like five times
180mph: Merry Christmas everyone! Read that as nips
30down30more: Me. Okay, I totally read that as “I’m in love with being queer." I guess it’s still true, but damn…
4igo: i read that as take crystal meth
primrosebaby:inteligasm reblogged your post anonymous asked:what size are you… and added:I first read that as buk, like you were saying your boobs are buck wild. I should actually wake up before I tumblr.hahah omg, I do the same thing! wake up and
-petrichor: sporadicfunction replied to your photo:Someone said to flirt with Dredsina’s geoduck? reading that as geodude makes it 10x more awkward Thank Gog I’m not the only one. I gave up saying geoduck in real life ages ago and started
I first read that as “Rape Day” then “Rope Day” then finally “Rose Day” ffff
synnesai replied to your post: I need to go to bed now, I’m going to ihop in the… eat for me I read that as ‘eat me’ and was like wHAT LMFAOD HAJ but I will! uvu
kibbles-bits: I read that as baño and i just
