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playernumber37: You belong at the gym. You wear Nike and Jordan. You flex when you catch yourself in the mirror. You lift and you watch yourself lift. All that time in the gym. No more time to read books or think smart things. You have an
A fabulous muscle growth sequence from omelissokomos over on CYOC. This was one of the early TF art that I came across and it’s still in my memory to this day.I read it as a young College guy trying on a member of the wrestling teams singlet and quickly
LMAO! Some people are so fucking stupid!This person has followed me for a week now and sends me this message. I simply point out the fact that I’m not the person in the photos (not even in my usual sarcastic and smart-ass tone), and I am promptly called
gwnne: my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date SWEETBEARDS LOOKIT
harvzilla:A fabulous muscle growth sequence from omelissokomos over on CYOC. This was one of the early TF art that I came across and it’s still in my memory to this day.I read it as a young College guy trying on a member of the wrestling teams singlet
The room was pretty intense before they started the interview okay you be grateful that the Ackermans don’t get angry over mean tweets. But just so we’re clear: SNKDOCU READS MEAN TWEETS! Another installment of mean tweets supplied by textsfr
I don’t even think that was hate, Erwin. I think the general population just means “Fuck Erwin Smith”. Like literally. SNKDOCU READS MEAN TWEETS! Another installment of mean tweets supplied by textsfromtitanfood. Also thanks to everyone
Some of the first fanfic I ever read was X-Men slash (I liked the cartoon) and my favourite scenarios involved Wolverine dominating Cyclops. Now men.com has made it something I can look at and they included Colby Keller. My cup runneth over.
gwnne: my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date
goodreasonnews: Right-wing accused President Clinton of being ‘obsessed’ with Bin Laden before they criticized him for doing too little. President Bush’s NSA, as you can read about in The Price of Loyalty, ignored al-Qaedea and Bin Laden, focusing
dirtyberd:It’s time for a giveaway, as a “thank you” for reading my blog and making dirtyberdtoys.com a huge success. Rules: Like and/or reblog this post, once a day maximum. Must be in the US or Canada (sorry boos but it’s too expensive/complicated
projectkr: nogyu: God has spoken. LITERALLY You all know you heard his voice as you read that tweet .
thanks for the answers to the last text post. for me getting those responses it always felt like someone was pointing out that my character didn’t look original/was a copycat, but i also know that some people don’t always mean it to come across as
hinaxnaru: Hinata Hyuga as the main heroine in Naruto: The Last
You know, at first, I thought that Mina’s constant blabbing about a “doctor” was a reference to a Sailor Moon villain bearing the same name. Considering Mina’s design and overall aesthetic, this could make sense as she downright seems like a
jujuproblems: monobeartheater: pleatedjeans: via for people who do not speak english natively, it says “minimum” in cursive english is my only language and I couldn’t read that I write in cursive just like that.In my case, as an Italian, the
Of course, the person can’t read my letter and I don’t know how to express and convey my heart as it is. Amongst the songs that I recently wrote for this person, I will let you guys hear a song called “Writing A Letter”. [x/x]
bondsmagii:after seeing yet another huge post where young people rail against AO3 and older people have to explain that censorship is bad actually, I gotta say that as someone who reads a fuck ton of books a year, these younger people could really benefit
maedaeme:so today I drove past a traffic sign that said ‘hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo’ i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that
I just read all the maeve/spencer fics including the ones that just mentioned them in passing and I’m so sad just so so sad give me every AU where she lives and they’re happy neuroatypical genderweird babes in love.
gunmetals: you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images
c-is-for-circinate: There are a lot of abuse and recovery stories out there in fandom. A lot of them are written by people who’ve never been in an abusive relationship. That’s fine, that certainly doesn’t mean you can’t write it, especially
mylittleredgirl:mylittleredgirl:mylittleredgirl:the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy
manywinged:manywinged:if one of those people who claims to be able to read vibes or whatever said that i had an aura so bad it knocked them out and made them sick for a week i’d take that as a compliment tbh. my vibe got hands.someone: vibe check!my
I just realized (because I get too excited when I read about SU and tend to miss obvious things) that the Steven Universe comic is described as being “presented in a zinelike format of minicomics, recipes, games, and more” which sounds
morgansterling-btc:` That’s not an oops. That’s a yay. It is and it isn’t, considering I already have fifteen books on my ‘To Read’ list as it is.
starksren: If I watch myself, then I suddenly have a bunch of things that I’m scared to do. It just upsets me. I’ve stopped reading reviews, as well. If one is negative, you hold on to that. It was killing me. It was holding me back from being creative
faiirfax: hey uh. i dont usually do things like this but, here we go. heya, my name is mel ! before you scroll just know that im not asking for money or anything like that, please take a minute to read this. as some of you know, i was in the hospital
manafromheaven: beverlyhillsmom: the article just got better as i kept on reading A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME
chayashix: hime1999: Now that the Japanese is out, it’s ケニー (read: kenii) or usually romanized as Kenny. Not Kayne or Kanye or whatever. So it’s Kenny Ackerman, guys. Take note.
My grandpa found a whole stack of old letters that he wrote to my grandma when he was courting her. He had no idea that she had them. She kept these letters hidden away for something like 60 years. He wouldn’t let my mom and I read most of them
andrewgarfield-daily: If I watch myself, then I suddenly have a bunch of things that I’m scared to do. It just upsets me. I’ve stopped reading reviews, as well. If one is negative, you hold on to that. It was killing me. It was holding me back from
projectkr: nogyu: God has spoken. LITERALLY You all know you heard his voice as you read that tweet . GOD NEVER SPOKE THAT
sleepingunderstatues: Vermeer. Girl Reading a Letter. 1657-9. Vermeer might be one of my favorite Dutch artists. Gotta love that effusive light and those Dutch windows. Also, I do enjoy the enigmatic quality of his paintings—what is written in that
This Book of Hours, referred to as the Black Hours, is one of a small handful of manuscripts written and illuminated on vellum that is stained or painted black. The result is quite arresting. The solid black background is utilized to great advantage,
bull4sissies:This is from a dump sissy fan who didn’t read that you need to have a placard in the photo sent to me for publishing. That is why I am not going to promote her tumblr site as she requested. Sluts like this need a Nigga Dick in her pussie
gaytop4straight: Yet another terric performance delivered by Henrik Sommer.I hope I won’t disappoint the straight guys reading and watching this saying that as funny and exciting as it can be to see them dealing with a cock into their mouths, when
I was legit teary eyed reading that. I really hope in my lifetime I get to go to some amazing gay weddings for couples who love each other just as much as a man and woman do<3
hotboyproblems: bullied: disorder: gingersnapwolves:alluringabyss:Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line
gingersnapwolves:alluringabyss:Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.
How to have a good relationship with food Who wants to hate eating?D: It’s one of the best parts of a day:D Here are Izzy’s 10 ways to make your relationship with food as meant to be as Ross and Rachel:’) 1. Stop dieting. Just reading that sentence
p0kemina: fragmentedd: Beauty or brains? Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if
I tend to keep messages I like. I have a bundle in my inbox that are cute and lovely and some that are sexy as fuck. ♡
gingersnapwolves: alluringabyss: Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014 I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.
just had to school someone trying to tell me that trolls don’t have nipples i mean do people even read homestuck or do they just look at the fanart and come up with canon that way which isn’t very surprising considering how the fandom botched
charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn: seelcudoom: twigwise: honestly as homestucks, we did Rose Lalonde dirty by never reading her as the Gamer Girl she was. playing a game on launch day despite overwhelming evidence that it’s a Bad Idea? writing a game
“holding hands” and “tying up each other’s hair” is going to be read as friendship every single time no matter how hint hint it might tease of being more than thatim tired of hints and “what ifs”. if they are a romantic couple i want it
pod7 replied to your post: thinking abt two of my favs, luka and …Blake is only 5'4?? What is Yang, like, 5'6"? I always thought of them as being like 5'10 and 6…i checked the official height chart and thats what it said, unless i read it
i just watched blake and weiss’s character shorts back to back and idk if i’ve seen anyone say anything about it yet butblake and weiss both apologize to someone as one of their last lines. i thought that was neat
i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much: starkinstitute: So I’m friends with Michael Grant (author) on facebook and he posted this a few hours ago and I think you should read this as it shows that even some adults are seeing the problems with school, that
stoned-levi: motorcyclles: stoned-levi: stoned-levi: //wait but if titans can’t actually digest you, can you survive being eaten by a titan as long as you’re not wounded? NOPE, NOPE NOPE. I take this back. It was been confirmed that you will
oeilvert: in one of those smartpass thingies hanji mentions that as a kid they would read difficult academic books to feel more like an adult haha… that is cute. not understanding things make you want to learn more about them