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gisselleman: zodiacbaby: What does it mean if you’ve thought about a person every day since you met you’re fucked Jesus christ
pinesollux: when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”
papayapossum: vashti-lives: meaninglessmonicker: ‘Jesus’ comes from a shortening of the Hebrew version of the name Joshua, while ‘Christ’ simply means ‘the anointed one.’ To make this clearer to modern Christians, I propose a new Bible translation
peterparkerdd: Tony: Peter wtf why did you do that Peter: Mr Stark just because I have spider sense doesn’t mean I have common sense Tony: Jesus Christ Pepper: he’s just like you
alrights: no-vvolf: solidarity means you leave no one behind to be a prisoner of the coppers jesus fuckin christ this is so powerful all of these people taking pictures and standing by and then like 2 people have the guts to do something
therawhouse: love-spain: Onda means wave in spanish, this stool design mimics the waves of the ocean, even the waves of electricity. Onda is a design by the founder of STUA Jesus Gasca.STUA Design Etc (via TumbleOn)
ladyknucklesinshape: acatslifeforme: tan-the-man: themajesticalnarwhal: He looks so strange without the mustache. You mean damn fine. I love the picture where he is wearing the Pornstache t-shirt. jesus christ he is hella finewho and why and
luchigo: whaoanon: sarahfu: peacockstars: biologistkid: peacockstars: SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING WHAT IS THIS SWEET JESUS MY LIFE IS OVER I JUST …. RIA DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS ICE CREAM IN COOKIE BOWLS YEEEEEEEEEAH Let’s bump my shame
dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read. What
smilingtroye: troyeller: Excellent writing reference for all my writer friends ;] MAY JESUS BLESS YOU YAS THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME THAN YOU THINK
fracture: trash-deluxe: cashwheel: dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive Jesus of Nazareth was actually born 4 years later than they thought which means 2016 is a myth it’s still 2012 and the world
iridescentoracle: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill
mriloveyourhat: starlightexcellent: A new hotel is opening in downtown Las Vegas. TUMBLR HOW ARE YOU NOT ALL OVER THIS I MEAN REALLY I’M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, TUMBLR but jesus that bed looks cushy. Maybe I should spend a night at the D. Tumblr
tom-sits-like-a-whore: fueledbypureawesome: commandercocktease: raphmike: Russell Brand & the Westboro Baptist Church wouldn’t it be funny if Russell was actually Jesus in disguise tho i mean look at him plus he seems to know his shit i
killblll: “It’s not a trap. I mean, look at it! Jesus, touch it! It’s real. This is real.” ― Black Mirror - San Junipero (2016) dir. Owen Harris
jordynslefteyebrow: dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from
bellboy95: Here’s a picture of Jesus.. I mean Eric Clapton in Tommy, the movie.
maquasi: renaldo-lune: maquasi: @slagartehfox “Become more like Jesus physically” What’s that supposed to mean exactly? e.e @sft425
tomhiddlestonswife: People saying that “wishing people merry christmas is shirk because you agree Jesus is the son of God.” So does that mean that when they wish us Happy Eid or Happy Ramadan that they believe that Muhammad is the Last Messenger??
tarynel: robregal: cashhhmani: notoriouslynay: theblacktroymcclure: sqammed: I dont mean to laugh but this funny as hell lmao He dead & gone Jesus 💀😭 R.I.P. 😭😭 dead as fuck
ixnay-on-the-oddk: tastefullyoffensive: Watch: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves #6 OH JESUS CHRIST THAT BEARD
prodigalqueer: mustardprecum: apocalyptic-genderpunk: kjorteo: apocalyptic-genderpunk: tereziinateacup: bp-mikey: nominominus: just-shower-thoughts: If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t
anomalousdata: floorwildcat: Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese! “I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”
tarynel: robregal: cashhhmani: notoriouslynay: theblacktroymcclure: sqammed: I dont mean to laugh but this funny as hell lmao He dead & gone Jesus 💀😭 R.I.P. 😭😭 dead as fuck This is still my favorite video on the internet!
this guy i’ve hung out with now three times is inarguably one of the better ones he is sweet and cute and i feel totally comfortable around him and i hate that i like him but i do and he is so good with his tongue, i mean sweet baby jesus and i
Does this mean I am officially in my late 20s? Jesus Christ.
michael8392: myblackwifeloveswhitemen: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! I am so proud of our nigger women…I mean they are just amazing. My grandmama, my mama, my aunts they all were and still are sluts. Now I married into a family of niggerdick sluts. In fact
graywolfe42: MORE LIKE DO ACID I MEAN YOUR FUCKING DOG IS TALKING TO YOU JESUS CHRIST
tobiasbarkin: kangs-n-sheyut: cinnamonrolls-royce: klunsgod: LEAVING NO SURVIVORS people hate on PewDiePie but he’s the most chaotic good I’ve ever seen i mean i don’t like his videos personally but dayum son Jesus christ
disgustedoleak: incoherantwords: Apparently the Stevenbomb’s really were mistakenly uploaded…?? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK CARTOON NETWORK. How do you make a mistake like this Jesus Christ. This just means a longer hiatus too… at least it was by CN and
counterpunches: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill
sometipsygnostalgic: i mean……. i was a very, very staunch opposer of the “terezi left the lilypad to find vriska” theory because jesus christ homestuck had ended there was not gonna be anything else let her restbut leaving after entering the
officialfist: fakepalestine: dasha-loses-it: saltrat88: So @miamitxt you mean it looks like this… Or this Or…. Maybe…. Oh you probably meant this… Sweden is sooooooo fucked. JESUS FUCK It’s time people started fighting back against this
amuseoffyre: catsandthelaw: kehinki: forassgard: steve’s face at asgardian mead tho #*gasp* THOR THIS IS A GROWN UP DRINK (x) I don’t wike it. “You mean I can actually get wasted for the first time in 70 years? Thank Jesus”
sir-hathaway: gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ,
liquorsexandtattoos: queefdollaz: cringepics: Don’t worry, he’s gonna fix it. jesus lookin like he forgot to turn the oven off NIGGA U WONT EVEN SEE DA HANDS FAM FUCK U MEAN
camychans-hideaway: Well jesus fuck I should have kept this one a sketch…I’m going to upload every peice of art even If i don’t like it but GODDAMN- ugh…. So I’ve made a new sideblog which will only be SFW stuffies. This means I won’t be
a-man-in-a-white-windowless-van: ellievhall: Mean Girls of Capitol Hill [x] JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST I CANT IM PISSING OH MY GOD OBAMAS FACE IN THE LAST ONE GOD HEKLP ME I CANT BREATHE I READ THIS IN THEIR VOICE ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED
dangling-thpider: what-if-jesus-were-a-timelord: PRINCE OF WHALES. AMERICA. REALLY. COME ON. Does this mean we’re going to need a translator for all his interviews and speeches?
BY CHARLIE I MEAN ME Not actual charlie jesus christ
square-enix: when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”
fromrushhourwithlove: hashtagdion: fussybabybitch: “What do you mean queer politics has a homophobia problem” Jesus Christ. Not comfortable with gay culture merely being dead, woman asserts that it’s her right to defile the corpse.
potatoeee: rooneymara: freecocaine: queenkill33: haha-fuckin-ha: toocooltobehipster: Macaulay Culkin age 31 Oh My Jesus Fucking Christ!! Fuck, this is weird. I mean, his beard. idk he kind of looks like Thom Yorke wtf man, he didnt look like
gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn
alexkisu: ixnay-on-the-oddk: pastelmorgue: cutesy: now that’s what i’m TALKIN ABOUT pls Jesus imagine the pain (if u know what I mean)
I’m not a religious woman by any means but man I could pray for some good Dick right about now @ Jesus
fuckyeahsirharder: dominantsir: A firm hand. I just have to reblog this again because…well, do I need a reason? I mean, look at him. Jesus tittyfucking Christ.
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