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young-replica: young-replica: Hello everybody! How are you all doing! Need anything purged? Those stupid undead don’t ever learn haha! Do any of you know where the nearest town to raid ehh I mean the gift shop I need ehhh Jesus fridge magnets.
complete-trash-and-despair: papayapossum: vashti-lives: meaninglessmonicker: ‘Jesus’ comes from a shortening of the Hebrew version of the name Joshua, while ‘Christ’ simply means ‘the anointed one.’ To make this clearer to modern Christians,
lady-feral: stargazeonafullmoonnight: I mean… mood. Meanwhile, boomers: “This is the best service I ever had! Here’s a bible verse on the back of a fake ฤ bill! Now maybe you’ll be motivated to get a real job you fucking scum! Jesus loves you!”
kazfucker420: fracture: trash-deluxe: cashwheel: dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive Jesus of Nazareth was actually born 4 years later than they thought which means 2016 is a myth it’s still 2012
pinesollux: when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”
justchukwa: kaylapocalypse: dukeofbookingham: Another anecdote from Greek class: Apparently there’s an episode in the Bible where Jesus asks Peter “Do you love me?” using a form of the verb ἀγαπάω, which means ‘love’ but in like
sir-hathaway: gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ,
michaelshelleys: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill
prodigalqueer: mustardprecum: apocalyptic-genderpunk: kjorteo: apocalyptic-genderpunk: tereziinateacup: bp-mikey: nominominus: just-shower-thoughts: If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t
anomalousdata: floorwildcat: Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese! “I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”
tarynel: robregal: cashhhmani: notoriouslynay: theblacktroymcclure: sqammed: I dont mean to laugh but this funny as hell lmao He dead & gone Jesus 💀😭 R.I.P. 😭😭 dead as fuck
queer-sensibilities: OH MY GOD MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX PRAISE BLACK JESUS
nominominus: just-shower-thoughts: If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female? wait
square-enix: when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”
the-absolute-funniest-posts: graywolfe42: MORE LIKE DO ACID I MEAN YOUR FUCKING DOG IS TALKING TO YOU JESUS CHRIST Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
“This is glass grade. I mean, you got… Jesus, you got crystals in here 2 inches, 3 inches long. This is pure glass. You’re a damn artist! This is art, Mr. White!.” — Season 1
my-randomfandom: You guys have realised that we will have NEW EPISODES? That means new everything. We’ve become accustomed to have those seven definitions of happines, anger and pain, and now we will have more.MORE, MORE, MORE.Jesus Christ, I can’t
gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn
rootingformephistopheles: prodigalqueer: mustardprecum: apocalyptic-genderpunk: kjorteo: apocalyptic-genderpunk: tereziinateacup: bp-mikey: nominominus: just-shower-thoughts: If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has
thevacuumtubes: queefilicious: they are evolving and they know we cant stop them Humans are the fucking weirdest animals I mean look at this jesus christ
dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read. What
hyperionwitch: cee-mo-green: eteo: deadgoliath: French advertising you guys khajiit has many wares to sell if you know what khajiit means Perhaps we should take this…elsweyr jesus christ
abbiehollowdays: pitbullmabari: alextheraven: cannibalcoalition: durnesque-esque: dupionianddamask: lord-kitschener: I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of
jordynslefteyebrow: dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely
bumfinger: owlberta: Fun was had by all. Meaning me. Oh Fuckasdfghkllkjhgfdsafuck! SOPHIE! Jesus! I just got cock whiplash! 😮😮😮😮😮
tom-sits-like-a-whore: fueledbypureawesome: commandercocktease: raphmike: Russell Brand & the Westboro Baptist Church wouldn’t it be funny if Russell was actually Jesus in disguise tho i mean look at him plus he seems to know his shit i
dumblmao: gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ,
fencer-x: baka-treasure:HOW IS YUURI SO GOOD AT POLE DANCING??!! I mean no wonder Chris is so familiar with him????? Jesus. So basically, Yuri was the only really drunk one at first and then he began dancing and everyone just kinda hopped onboard so
pizzadut: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn
foxmulderfanclub: i mean they’re so cute jesus christo
nakedinasnowsuit: naamahdarling: theprinceofprinces: cannibalcoalition: durnesque-esque: dupionianddamask: lord-kitschener: I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want,
just-shower-thoughts: If jesus was the lamb of god, then does that mean mary had a little lamb?
cyclonemetal: ACTUAL FUCKING SIX YEAR OLD ROBOT JESUS I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. I MEAN JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HIM HES ADORABLE
felkina: “Jesus your big! I mean so are my boobs but! This is hard to get around… Ngh! What’s with that look? You like it so much you might cum already? How weak! We only just started! The least you can do is hold your own while I begin to feel
royeah: stumphobia: prodigalqueer: mustardprecum: apocalyptic-genderpunk: kjorteo: apocalyptic-genderpunk: tereziinateacup: bp-mikey: nominominus: just-shower-thoughts: If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only
crossedquills: anomalousdata: floorwildcat: Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese! “I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”
mewmewgorawr: Lucky enough to get a signed copy… I find it amusing that Satan put more thought into his. I mean God and Jesus’s messages are just so generic!
graywolfe42: MORE LIKE DO ACID I MEAN YOUR FUCKING DOG IS TALKING TO YOU JESUS CHRIST
whattheheckideckipadalecki: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did
savefolieacorktreesonhigh: fangirlfromtartarus:fruiticorn:If Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, & My Chemical Romance are the emo trinity that means that FOB is emo Jesus because they died but rose again and MCR is the emo Holy Spirit because you
starllex: mysharona1987:And this matters…how?Jesus. Holy fucking shit it’s like they’re not even trying to hide that they’re demonizing black people Well in this case we should be able to lynch Zimmerman with no consequence right? I mean,
katiiie-lynn:No means no, y'all. Jesus Christ. Don’t message me this dumb bullshit 😒😠I do NOT want to see anyone’s dick. I am NOT interested. I have a boyfriend (@mossyoakmaster) 💁♀️ Some dudes just don’t get it….
daijo-bu: paster jose santiago shows us what it means to be power bottom for jesus
theepichumor: if humans are 78% water does that mean if i walk on a human i am 78% jesus
counterpunches: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill
