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justchukwa: kaylapocalypse: dukeofbookingham: Another anecdote from Greek class: Apparently there’s an episode in the Bible where Jesus asks Peter “Do you love me?” using a form of the verb ἀγαπάω, which means ‘love’ but in like
anomalousdata: floorwildcat: Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese! “I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”
pinesollux: when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”
theonlylivingboyinnewyork: politicalsci: I mean, Christianity is an evil and the Bible is full of so much shit, but guess what American Christians, Jesus wasn’t a capitalist and every rich person is going to hell. (Matthew 19:24).MERRY CHRISTMAS.
alextheraven: cannibalcoalition: durnesque-esque: dupionianddamask: lord-kitschener: I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of course) was born to a couple of poor,
young-replica: young-replica: Hello everybody! How are you all doing! Need anything purged? Those stupid undead don’t ever learn haha! Do any of you know where the nearest town to raid ehh I mean the gift shop I need ehhh Jesus fridge magnets.
kidzbopdeathgrips: magimerlyn: kidzbopdeathgrips: jesus: if you literally do nothing else just please. be nice to people american christians: so basically i should just be really mean to people. just like be super cunty for no reason and get really
pitbullmabari: alextheraven: cannibalcoalition: durnesque-esque: dupionianddamask: lord-kitschener: I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of course) was born to
skitzofreak:mikkeneko:gay-jesus-probably:lets-go-steal-an-ot3:jack-the-bear: theheroheart: unicornempire: I love that Leverage really goes out of it’s way to show us that just because you break the ‘rules’, it doesn’t mean you’re breaking
gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn
tormoned: hyperionwitch: cee-mo-green: eteo: deadgoliath: French advertising you guys khajiit has many wares to sell if you know what khajiit means Perhaps we should take this…elsweyr jesus christ (I’M SO FUCKING GLAD THIS GOT TURNED INTO
hyperionwitch: cee-mo-green: eteo: deadgoliath: French advertising you guys khajiit has many wares to sell if you know what khajiit means Perhaps we should take this…elsweyr jesus christ
professoroakward: 3d models from Pokémon Play It! still haunt me to this day i mean look at his WHAT IS THIS JESUS
charliedays: “This is glass grade. I mean, you got…Jesus, you got crystals in here 2 inches, 3 inches long. This is pure glass. You’re a damn artist! This is art, Mr. White!.” — Season 1
Heh. I love this.
advice-animal: A gay friend of mine has the maturity to understand this.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ FUCKIN’ THIS. Jesus. This annoys me when people get upset. CONTEXT matters. You cant just steal a fucking word and have it mean ONLY
funnyimagesblog: Funny Images http://ift.tt/1eaTLDp …. *MILITANTLY DISOBEYS JESUS*…. I mean he advertised it perfectly… who could say no to that offer?
pizzadut: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn
50plusotaku: tbhziamomg: sexatoxbridge: thatothernguyen: are penguins even real omfg Ooh Shakira, Shakira Jesus christ lmaooo Im laughing im so mean I am a penguin.
saradreadrat: I was snapping to my girl and simply fell in love with this one. I mean look at the lighting. Jesus.
maquasi: renaldo-lune: maquasi: @slagartehfox “Become more like Jesus physically” What’s that supposed to mean exactly? e.e
i get mad really quickly here lately, nearly everything sends me into a murderous rage. and i mean almost everything, even the smallest things turn me volcanic with rage. i need the help of white jesus.
cannibalcoalition: durnesque-esque: dupionianddamask: lord-kitschener: I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of course) was born to a couple of poor, exhausted peasants
theparanoidbunny: cawnstantheadache: beyoncebeytwice: jesus has risen Merry fucking Christmas it’s really real i just looked it up thank you santa I don’t mean to sound like an asshole on Christmas but….Best present I’ve ever
rooshoes replied to your post: jesus christ my dashboard im makin it so good no your fine i just mean this http://gyazo.com/c80ece7638b0e2ac9b9800cc6d11a468
brbeatin: akawifiking: ^^that’s how I dress :o so that basically means you dress like a god sweet jesus guys who dress like that come to my school please?
I knew there’d be something fucked up in the beta client. Entering a new map means seconds of waiting while the screen is frozen and has no mobs on. Jesus fucking Christ.
turrkoise: jarring: howellxlester: jarring: love actually (2003) - the maze runner (2014) #HE WAS 13 IN LOVE ACTUALLY IM GONNA SCREAM#HE LOOKS ABOUT 5 do you mean to tell me that the toddler in the top gif is 13 years old jesus christ Fuck
bichrissy: graffition-the-train:Susy Gala see what i mean? like jesus H. christ…
cicada-killer: Here’s Haley’s Halloween Ho-Down!Sequel Spectacular!As Nifty as I find this, plz dnt lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween…It’s Jesus’s Birthday in case you didn’t know.
prodigalqueer: mustardprecum: apocalyptic-genderpunk: kjorteo: apocalyptic-genderpunk: tereziinateacup: bp-mikey: nominominus: just-shower-thoughts: If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t
awed-frog: Jesus Sycamore Christ - I only just discovered that Italian has an official translation of ‘mansplaining’ - and when I say ‘official translation’ I mean that our highest authority on linguistics matters, the renowned Accademia della
segoli: deramon: jetgreguar: attackofthekillerderk: tramampoline: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF WHAT see you space sandbag… the sandbag traveled for 58 seconds and went 8231.43 meters before stopping, which means, ignoring air
gloomy-prince:Hey Crewniverse? Crewniverse? Are you listening?? Screencaps this cute should be illegal. I mean it. Jesus christ, I couldn’t even replicate it
graywolfe42: MORE LIKE DO ACID I MEAN YOUR FUCKING DOG IS TALKING TO YOU JESUS CHRIST
flaming-princess: Jesus, I can’t wait to watch America’s Next Top Supreme… I mean Coven.
shezzasnewgroove: gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus
teganxxx92: pleasetrysomethingelse: frombothsides: williamshuntington: teganxxx92: This looks like that one Jesus painting You mean the ‘Creation of Adam" with Adam and God on the Sistine Chapel? I’m going to hell for this. So is Adam
I mean, SERIOUSLY? Patti Smith, where’s your speech ‘Jesus died for somebody’s sins but not mine’?
laimu: Im going to piss myself laughing at this tf2 picture I mean LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE THEY’RE ALL SO SICK OF THE FUCKING HATS THEY’RE SO HAPPY TO BE HATLESS IT’S BEEN YEARS SINCE THEY’VE ACTUALLY TAKEN THEIR FUCKING HATS OFF JESUS SCOUT
larry8d: rainbowloli: bukkarooo: tophatting: rainbowloli: amarantines: weebqueen: how can you not love him screeches Oh my Jesus. falls over and foams at the mouth. You mean this tabletop role-playing game campaign because this tabletop
pinesollux:when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”
jordynslefteyebrow: dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from
theunknownsufferer: pvris-tokyo: baimbaie: captainspensaurus: the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from. I feel old… very odd Jesus Christ
tyaz:I be like “lord” “god” “jesus christ” and the mfs dont even mean anything to me
lovesbiggirls: Jesus!!! Those are HUGE! this woman is perfectly shaped huge tits I mean,mmmmmmmmm,xxxxxxxxxxxxx.
ixnay-on-the-oddk: tastefullyoffensive: Watch: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves #6 OH JESUS CHRIST THAT BEARD
sociallyawkward18: sauvamente: ai-yo: atane: “I meant to shoot the autistic man and missed” is the cop’s story? Good lord. lord Jesus… So, even when you didn’t mean to shoot the black person, you still ended up shooting the black person??
