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impsexual: In which Thorin looks like majestic Jesus. Ohhhh Bilbo. When a man says he wants to fuck you, it means he wants to fuck you, cultural differences be damned.
thinkinthemoonlight: Aight, who hurt Chance THIS time!? Jesus. That’s just mean.
anomalousdata: floorwildcat: Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese! “I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”
ambris-art: pizzadut: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ,
theblogyakuza: theemperorrises: xscapia: dookiediamonds: afrorevolution: Jesus was a man of colour 👏🏿 Ohhh snap! :who is this?????? damn, i thought i was gonna get mad when i pressed play 🤗🤗 guys can’t we all just get along I mean
sir-hathaway: gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ,
specific-filth: “Jesus, do your friends HAVE to molest me every time they come over,” complained my wife as my drunken pals pulled down the front of her dress and started sucking on her tits.“You mean they’ve done this BEFORE?” I sputtered
shezzasnewgroove: gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus
poyntrsiztr: theinnerslut: In the mean time… I’ve been really hitting the gym hard. Super hard. But I’m starting to learn that the hardest part of working out and putting on weight is eating! Jesus Christ. And all these supplements are SO fucking
yviene: mriloveyourhat: starlightexcellent: A new hotel is opening in downtown Las Vegas. TUMBLR HOW ARE YOU NOT ALL OVER THIS I MEAN REALLY I’M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, TUMBLR but jesus that bed looks cushy. Maybe I should spend a night at the D.
rosiedoll: 8oo: connormpreg: this was the part where i started to realize something was wrong with this video jesus christ Meaning of the video: Read More Video
gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn
moosefix: hyperionwitch: cee-mo-green: eteo: deadgoliath: French advertising you guys khajiit has many wares to sell if you know what khajiit means Perhaps we should take this…elsweyr jesus christ If you have coin
pinesollux: when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”
jordynslefteyebrow: dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from
dukeofbookingham: Another anecdote from Greek class: Apparently there’s an episode in the Bible where Jesus asks Peter “Do you love me?” using a form of the verb ἀγαπάω, which means ‘love’ but in like the cosmic, religious sense
prodigalqueer: mustardprecum: apocalyptic-genderpunk: kjorteo: apocalyptic-genderpunk: tereziinateacup: bp-mikey: nominominus: just-shower-thoughts: If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t
hollyhunters: I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let’s just say things would have turned out differently.Chicago (2002) dir. Rob Marshall
kidzbopdeathgrips: magimerlyn: kidzbopdeathgrips: jesus: if you literally do nothing else just please. be nice to people american christians: so basically i should just be really mean to people. just like be super cunty for no reason and get really
the-pervertedprincess: JESUS are you people fucking stupid? 18+ MY blog says 18+ Just because you’re fucking 17 does not mean ‘oh that’s close enough to 18,it’s okay’ No! Do not reblog or like anything on my blog if you’re underage. Do not
thwoorp: She’s Jesus Christ’s mother’s lawyer and she means business.
the-bratface-and-hellspawn: prodigalqueer: mustardprecum: apocalyptic-genderpunk: kjorteo: apocalyptic-genderpunk: tereziinateacup: bp-mikey: nominominus: just-shower-thoughts: If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has
comtessedebussy: cartnsncreal: This is sickening Jesus christ I mean I know about the U.S. prison system and all but I don’t think it’s ever hit me like this. We literally live in a slave-owning society.
twinkcommunist: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill
pitbullmabari: alextheraven: cannibalcoalition: durnesque-esque: dupionianddamask: lord-kitschener: I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of course) was born to
ugh when will i meet the guy who dead ass makes me never want to speak to another nigga ever again? and when i say meet, i mean irl meet. not through the fucking internet. jesus christ.
alrights: no-vvolf: solidarity means you leave no one behind to be a prisoner of the coppers jesus fuckin christ this is so powerful all of these people taking pictures and standing by and then like 2 people have the guts to do something
dablacksaiyan: tarynel: robregal: cashhhmani: notoriouslynay: theblacktroymcclure: sqammed: I dont mean to laugh but this funny as hell lmao He dead & gone Jesus 💀😭 R.I.P. 😭😭 dead as fuck Straight to the shadow realm
rumbelleriversong: rumbelleriversong: wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead was in Pompeii when these two idiots where there? and dont even get me started on this ass hole JESUS Oh and I nearly forgot this one WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG
finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
eatyourheartoutfreud: red-robin-hood: Genderfluid means I can look like this and feel comfy cozy. And make gender rolls your bitch. Jesus Christ are you fucking kidding me with your goddamn perfect face when I see shit like this I just want to eat
the-unstoppable-juggernaut: do0lally: jujubee58: Thank you, Jon! motherfucker damn son, it blows my mind that ppl logically believe that Jesus was a snow white anglo saxon man, I mean JUST LOOK WHERE HE CAME FROM. Cmon son.
fracture: trash-deluxe: cashwheel: dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive Jesus of Nazareth was actually born 4 years later than they thought which means 2016 is a myth it’s still 2012 and the world could
criminalkuntnmugshots: Lil Product Placement Girls. JUST WATCH! I CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY’RE SAYING AND HOW OLD ARE THEY THAT THEY’RE SAYING THIS STUFF?? Jesus -.- This makes me want to slap someone. OH, YOU’RE MEAN AND
graywolfe42: MORE LIKE DO ACID I MEAN YOUR FUCKING DOG IS TALKING TO YOU JESUS CHRIST
ladyknucklesinshape: acatslifeforme: tan-the-man: themajesticalnarwhal: He looks so strange without the mustache. You mean damn fine. I love the picture where he is wearing the Pornstache t-shirt. jesus christ he is hella finewho and why and
nachosilvaaguirre: I hate when people compare John Frusciante to Jesus. I mean, he’s great and all but, he’s no John Frusciante.
ultrafacts: gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ,
beyoncesupremacy: amonkamongpimps: dynastylnoire: shylalen: mocha199: ______________ #truth #weseeyall #notjustthe pastor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus Can y’all stop. Shouldn’t he be at pride? And if you saw him at pride that means
fracture: trash-deluxe: cashwheel: dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive Jesus of Nazareth was actually born 4 years later than they thought which means 2016 is a myth it’s still 2012 and the world
acklesforlife: snugbun21: sensitivehandsomeactionman: disarming Jesus people, flag your porn I mean i just
michaelshelleys: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill
literally-jesus: the-knight-0f-breath: poidkea: happy 4/13 I hope you like your comics full of nudity and without context ps this comic is in actuality just a long excuse to have john draw nipples on davesprite THIS I love this, i mean they
414lilj: abnormalradical: I’m such a lame lmao but another Valentines Day meaning another day to celebrate candy and my love for Jesus 😂 😂 😂 Look what was in my likes lmao you last year :)
laimu: Im going to piss myself laughing at this tf2 picture I mean LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE THEY’RE ALL SO SICK OF THE FUCKING HATS THEY’RE SO HAPPY TO BE HATLESS IT’S BEEN YEARS SINCE THEY’VE ACTUALLY TAKEN THEIR FUCKING HATS OFF JESUS SCOUT
ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read. What if it bites itself and I die? It’s voodoo.
counterpunches: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill
tarynel: robregal: cashhhmani: notoriouslynay: theblacktroymcclure: sqammed: I dont mean to laugh but this funny as hell lmao He dead & gone Jesus 💀😭 R.I.P. 😭😭 dead as fuck
