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“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.â€
Fuck her nice and gently. Wait… what? Just kidding. It’s about you not her.
im-not-a-climbing-frame: fight-0ff-yourdem0ns: The kids face behind her is my reaction Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity. Love this game
Anonymous said to funsexydragonball: You should do a Goddess of Destruction Chichi vs Goku mini comic.Maybe. I’m sick and bored so why not push myself to do this?
the-queen-of-ok: spevvy: destinedforjohnlock: john-without-a-holmes: are you fucking kidding me. well hello I have no idea who this is or what the hell is going on but I feel I ought to reblog it because it looks scientifically important. This
Mister Pinky by novax on http://www.SexyAmazons.comZoey brought something special on the camping trip… But the spoiled rich kids are not alone in the woods. See if you can spot the hidden watcher ;) #peril #killedgirls #eroticdeath
my-sweet-sansrival: misha-collins-my-spirit-animal: castiel-je-taime: da-munkk: i-am-momo-senpai-and-i: tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BHUDDA I like this kid he dies of course he does, did you not just hear someone say they liked him?
this is probably the best gigantic nipple webcam video on the internet right now. certainly top 3. i’m not kidding. YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS VIDEO. enjoy. thank me later. it’s the latina webcam girl again! bless her.
ask-inkieheart: ~Thank you~ Front row: Sweetie Belle kor, Hipster Scootaloo, mlc blobs, Sunshine twins, young pinkamena, Kid discord, filly bonbon 2nd row: starry hue, notepad, combat grey, heartbeat, valencia orange, cotton candy, Light king, smitty
I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.
but-the-kid-is-not-my-son: “It’s nice when someone sees us, Hannibal. Or has the ability to see us. It requires trust. Trust is difficult for you.” [x]
dirty-photos-of-my-dad: “I’m not gonna get hard for you kid. You’re my son”
rubyetc: So I was in Ikea and I said to myself, ‘You’re almost 21 now kid you gotta grow up and buy yourself a statement piece. Something that screams ‘responsible adult’ and ‘definitely not prone to regressive/impulsive purchases’. Ooh…
SEX SEX SEX.. OKAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: I'M NOT KIDDING. YOU MUST READ THIS. ALLLLL OF IT. IT'S CRAZY SHIT BRAH. NO SERIOUSLY. READ IT. DO IT NOW. YOU HAVE TOO. IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IT'S HILARIOUS.
ludacolo: asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing OMG REMEMBER THE SHARK MUSIC
lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real
rubyetc:So I was in Ikea and I said to myself, ‘You’re almost 21 now kid you gotta grow up and buy yourself a statement piece. Something that screams ‘responsible adult’ and ‘definitely not prone to regressive/impulsive purchases’.
studyingbrains: A Harm Reduction Guide to Safer Drug Use drugsand.me is an educational website that teaches about the existing harm reduction methods for drug users. We do not promote drug use, but we do encourage you to be safe if you are thinking of
cowpokeprose:Maybe you aren’t annoying, maybe they were just annoyed. Maybe your entire personality can’t be boiled down to actions others found disruptive. Maybe peoples feelings are subjective views of you, not objective. The same way we teach kids
mediterraneantomatoes: Mmmmm sorry kids in school I can’t hear you over the sound of how comfortable my bed is~
andurile: Just trying to look out for you, kid. You're not making it easy.
amoisthobo:I’m not gon lie, when I was. Kid I used to drink pool water!!! The chlorine poisoning is prolly what’s wrong wit me now!!
weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway
rubyetc: So I was in Ikea and I said to myself, ‘You’re almost 21 now kid you gotta grow up and buy yourself a statement piece. Something that screams ‘responsible adult’ and ‘definitely not prone to regressive/impulsive purchases’.
blondecandyinva: You’ve fantasizes about your wife doing one big black cock and once that’s come to reality you need to see her with more. Two big black cocks are great but it’s not that far of a stretch (pun intended) to have three filling all
"Take off your shoes, come in the room and baby, let's try not to argue. Turn out the lights, turn on the radio. How can we fight when I'm too busy loving you? I'm too busy loving you."
today in media class this weird kid who’s really fucking weird couldnt get a button on my computer to work so he was like you can probably do it, you have magic hands. BUT WHY.
xoxojhankhi: Question: “When you’re not saving the universe, what do you do for fun?”Shia: “What I do is, I like to make friendship bracelets.”
I was RAISED to say please & thank you, to have respect for my elders, lend a helping hand to those in need, hold the door for the person behind me, say excuse me when it's needed, & to love people for who they are, not for what you can get from them.
Let's face it. If you’re not pretty then life is going to be harder for you. People say that personality matters the most and I agree, but the world is shallow. The people who are lucky enough to be born good looking will always be one step ahead. Sucks
arodomon: iwassobored: africanaquarian: thebigblackwolfe: thaibrator: important women in herstory if you stanned any of these three as a kid you’re some kind of LGBTQ now they forgot this one Let’s not leave my girl Lillymon out now.
50shades-of-you: squided: davekat: u have been visited by the S of 90s kids nostalgia. u must reblgo this if u are a true nineties kidd or time will crumble around you Not risking it ohh fuck the memories
lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real @fairyneko I AM
kinkysista6969: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway Adorable😍
sardonicremarks: If you’re not obsessed with your girlfriend you’re doing it wrong Zoe your all I ever think about and wanna talk to
abcnewsofficial: do you ever just lie in bed and play with ya bootyass like not even in like a purely sexual way like…ya know just giving it a little boop…ya know tap tap mic check one two one two Omg I do this wait Broston do you do this?
nappul: have you ever looked at someone and thought… i could look at you for hours and not get bored
Broston if you’ve got me in this position you better not being fucking around on your phone, i’m gonna want your attention
jaclcfrost: befriending me is just basically getting a front-row ticket to my easily-excited ass yelling about everything, always. even if i’m not literally yelling i’m still, in spirit, yelling. that’s the ticket you bought. you didn’t ask for
springseventeen: the greatest form of intimacy is not sex. i never felt more naked and more exposed than the first time i cried in front of you. and i had never seen your skeleton before until the first time you cried in front of me. those were the most
goldfyshie927: Concept: I’m laying on your lap. You’re playing with my hair. Quilts and sweaters keep us warm. You’re happy. I’m not anxious or sad. Everything is okay.
tittytaytay: ursuladeville: lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking
wayward-hobbit: “As long as I can remember, when I was a little kid I have always been conscious that we are here for a limited period. Not really fearing death at all, but as a little boy I did resent it. I thought it was unfair because there
best-shower-thoughts: If you choose not to have kids, you’re literally breaking a family tradition that goes back millions of years. / cr
Holy fucking shit if people without kids could stop preaching to me about public breastfeeding it’d be great. I’m well aware it’s a natural thing, but I’m not fucking for it and I won’t do it. It’s private, and breastfeeding is a tender moment
elissamars: foreverhelives: I can’t tell you how many times my prayer has been just “help me” to God.There are times where I can’t even utter a word out loud. It takes so much in me just to pray. I’m not kidding you when I say the Lord is
Hello Dash! I wanted to give you something on your birthday, so I drew your kids floating in space ;0; I apologize for any bad quality, my computer/scanner’s been acting up. I just wish that you have a great day today, and happy birthday!! aaAA MY
helltothenaw replied to your post: anonymous said:YOU KIDS AND YER G… you’ve finally cheated on someone what? i did what
youseiaoi replied to your post: scheisse-tbh asked:Kiritsugu is f…you only say that because you dont know the gloriousness of Tohsaka RinI THINK SHES GR8 TOO SUCH A GOOD KID
i can’t hear you, will you lift your head already??
karma-kulture: a-jagged-edge: sicknymphet: it’s the simple pleasures in life good I’m not a proponent of violence often, but if you fuck little kids you deserve to be hung by your testicles in a public square.
![I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/839d5340f2ed529f81f3a01801fa2cfa/tumblr_ng9u1eBHJx1qca0ubo1_250.jpg)
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