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deanisanactualprincess: sararye: stilllovingdisney: DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT HIS FAMILY CONSISTS OF ANOTHER GUY THEIR CHILDREN DISNEY DID THE THING DISNEY DID THE THING!!!! not to mention kristoff is the first prince to be voiced by a gay actor
mishasminions: mishasminions: You know, when you were a kid, I’d come home from a hunt, and after what I’d seen, I’d be wrecked. And you, you’d come up to me and you, you’d put your hand on my shoulder and you’d look me in the eye and you’d
euo: “I miss you. I miss not touching each other. Not seeing each other, not breathing in each other. I want you. All the time. No one else.” Blue is the Warmest Color (2013) dir. Abdellatif Kechiche
greyinanasi: ⭐ WTF THE GUY ON THE LEFT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU BROSTON IM NOT KIDDING I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU I STILL WOULDVE THOUGHT IT WAS YOU IF I DIDNT KNOW BETTER OMG
texguy84: Your wife has been wanting kids. You’re not ready for that yet. The key to a healthy marriage is compromise, so she’s going to have your neighbor’s kids instead.
lovemysis-88: good morning little bro, and happy bithday! mom and dad are out until this evening, so we decided to give you our present! and the present is that you can fuck us and you can cum inside.. we’re not kidding you, see? so, dont waste time
wardengrey: Aesthetique ™ you’re not a true cool kid until you draw on graph paper or on overlapping sticky notes. You’ve taken pics of your sketchbook next to an aloe or cactus plant at some point. The Fanartist That one artist pretty much
transboybatman: vaultboyy: the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous
shiftingpath: fairy-nidoran: darkwingsnark: fairy-nidoran: darkwingsnark: Just because nintendo SAYS the Koopalings aren’t Bowser’s kids, doesn’t mean they aren’t his kids. You can’t have a bunch of kid underlings and NOT just instantly
ARE YOU KIDDING NO, THANK YOU!!! EVEN HAS EXTRA CGS SO YOU CAN CHOOSE IF ONE OF THE GUYS IS WEARING MEGANE IN THEM OR NOT. This is an organizational nightmare.
thelilnan: for any trans kid out there who’s had people try to invalidate you with “God doesn’t make mistakes” He doesn’t. He makes a plan and your identity and transition are part of that plan. you’re not “fixing a mistake”, you’re
Have you ever looked at a prompt in a kink meme and said “You need to sit in a corner and think about what you did?” Because I just had that moment.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:“why do adults always comment about how tall you’ve gotten” listen kid the last time I saw you, you were a foot shorter and not a glaring accusation of the passage of time and the
caninevillain: hitting kids does not make them respect you it makes them scared of you there is a very distinct difference between respect and fear and you are terrible if you think that its ok for small, vulnerable, growing human beings to be scared
legs-are-just-for-show: what’s with nerds who watch cartoons going “YEAH YOU SEE DEFINITELY NOT A KIDS SHOW” whenever anything serious happens in them like why they gotta try and justify they even like cartoons by yellin that nonsense how about
alexanderlightwoood: “You’re not kids anymore. Not students. You’re X-men.”
nepura: ur rickz0r: anthonyblaze: I never realized how obviously in love they were when I was a kid. Look at you Cartoon Network, subconsciously teaching children about equality… Courage the Cowardly Dog was nothing but subconscious lessons
yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a societyim not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom
samvasnormandy: but my advice to any of the men who follow me: don’t fucking bottle up your emotions. Whether you ever have kids or not, ACCEPT YOU HAVE FEELINGS AND LET THEM OUT HEALTHILY.Bottling that shit up poisons you, and makes you ruin your
yama-z-aki: but rin when he does the eyebrow thing the best part is he’s had this habit since he was a little kid like what a nerd
dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Just saying
lofty-vanguard: sonoanthony: niggas are not mad that you a hoe, they mad that you not a hoe with them Pure factsBecause if you was swallowing his kids he wouldn’t be tripping
dickprintbandit: it’s always terrifying when ppl say they want 4+ more kids. i just can’t help but to think abt all the $ you gotta invest in these lil things. Childcare for three kids is killing me. I could afford a whole other house if I wasn’t
zelour: that feeling of when you’re in a group of friendsbut you’re not really in that group of friends every fucking day
jaclcfrost: if anyone ever says something to you like “that’s a movie for little kids” do not get irritated. just laugh. because little do they know you are actually just several little kids standing on each other’s shoulders. you did it. you
domtop2u: old4oldhairy:😟 Yeah don’t worry kid. You may not think you can take a pounding but…I’m going to make it fit in your tight little hole. Then I’m going to make your pussy fit like a glove on my cock. Turn you into the pussyboi you
cum-guzzling-nut-qeen: Thats right bitch now im in control. How do you like me now mrs.moffit? Looks like im not a six grade kid you can pick on anymore. You taught us about no hitting or kicking but what about smashing? You know, like what im about
jewishjaimereyes: jewishjaimereyes: hey shoutout to the kids with abusive moms or moms that have disowned them that are having to see Mother’s Day commercials about how much mommy loves her kids, you shouldn’t have to earn her love and it’s not
veganweedsoup: don’t you wish you could just hold your twelve year old self in your arms and say “you’re beautiful and perfect and your body is perfect and your obsession with boobs is not going to go away so you might as well embrace it kid, you’re
high-energy-introvert: An important reminder that the kid who has ADHD is not always the kid you find obnoxious because they act out in class too often. An important reminder that the kid with ADHD could easily be the introverted kid in the back of the
princess-connorkenway: “but if we tell kids about homosexuality then it’ll just confuse them!” you know what’s more confusing experiencing non-heterosexual feelings as a kid but not understanding what that fucking means because you don’t
scraynes: jespresso: kumagawa: askgoryfangtell: thedukeoflions: can’t believe schools want kids to focus on “learning”???!!! that’s so fucked up tbh You’re on tumblr.In case you haven’t noticed, you are the intellectually elite. You
sixpenceeeblog: I had a friend who lived in the air vents By reddit user mjpack When you’re a little kid, you do some strange stuff to get attention. Especially when you’re an only child and then poof, you’re not, you’re getting the “little
thealmightytrebleclef: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish
dwinkus:when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days
shiftingpath: fairy-nidoran: darkwingsnark: fairy-nidoran: darkwingsnark: Just because nintendo SAYS the Koopalings aren’t Bowser’s kids, doesn’t mean they aren’t his kids. You can’t have a bunch of kid underlings and NOT just instantly be
teethmeatmen:teethmeatmen:theyre literally just selling squares of colors as nfts now lmaoim not fucking kidding
a-miss-inside: a-miss-inside:You never could resist her as a man. Somehow you doubt that the Good Girl in you won’t be able to either… In the end, she was absolutely right. You LOVE being a woman!Are you freaking kidding me… NOT explicit.
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do-not-open-til-christmas: Sneaking away to play in the places you’re not supposed to play with the kids you’re not supposed to play with.
ivgone2far: No use in crying kid you are not getting out of here until I let you out. You teased me for 2 months, there is no way I’m letting you walk now.
thesympatheticdevil: If you are not an adult, please do not read, do not like, do not follow. “Go away, kid, you bother me.” W.C. Fields
milligayn-blog: “Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it’s not who you are underneath, it’s what you do that defines you.”
shauni-poynter: McFly on the wall top 5 moments | in no particular order. Episode one:Tom and Harry’s banter.Tom: You not had any lunch mate, you’re not starving?Harry: Are you kidding me? I’ve eaten three pastries, a bag of nuts.Tom: Mate, you’ve
butchjiro: butchjiro: if you’re racist you’re stupid i’m not kidding you could have a college degree in biology or some shit but you’re still stupid and ugly
chasingwishes: For two years now you’ve been only in our hearts. Yet, you keep inspiring people. You’re alive through your dance, your songs and your will to change the world. You’re not really gone, and for as long as people keep being inspired
“Peace is not something you wish for. It’s something you make, something you do, something you are, and something you give away.”
iforgotwithneville: 365 film challenge 57/365 —> Love & Basketball ★★★☆☆ “It’s a trip, you know? When you’re a kid, you- you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it’s not gonna turn out that way.” Love
ixnay-on-the-oddk: *wish I didn’t have to make this video wearing this makeup but oh well* Reporting me and having my perfectly PG photos removed because you think I’m too skinny is BULLYING. No, not concern, not a helping hand, it’s bullying.
porncute: I’m so sad about the gorilla that was shot dead because some irresponsible parents left their child unsupervised for a long time. also, why the zoo had to use real bullets instead of using a tranquilizer gun? ugh same!! I saw this and I
halloweenuiq: imagine that you have a four year old and a really beautiful giant chocolate cake and you put the cake in front of the kid and that’s it you dont give her any plates or any utensils you just sort of set the cake down in front of the kid
medimeedes: SO you guys are telling me In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its
it sucks being an adult cause when you get like 贄 you’re not even excited about it anymore, like you would when you’re a kid, you just go “well i only get to keep like ฟ of it and the rest is for bills”
asteroidesmuertos: not woman not men not kid not lesbian not bi not gay not white not you not no just person, just human
gxnevras:the last of the 90s kids turn eighteen in 2017 so it’s time to become….. 90s adults anyone born after ‘95 is not a 90s kid, you have no recollection of what that even means…sooooyou’re just millenials
tguzz: It’s funny that this appeared on my dash because I just got back from the gym where I just did an hour and half of butt exercises. I’m not kidding you guys, I’m determined to have an ass like that! Well, just not that smooth if you know
