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juanleona: fillherupandknockherup: I just gave birth to your last kid you put inside me. Now you’re cumming again even though I told you I’m not on birth control… I’m about to cum knowing your hot seed is now swarming inside me, looking for
damncalmdownsparta: piercetheheartsoftheyoung: fag-ology: haha the girl in the chair has no idea where to put her hands; but damn, girl has moves. HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS WITH THAT ALL OVER YOU ARE YOU KIDDING oh my god.
onee-sama: KIDS, DO NOT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE. Holy fuck, it was not made to be put inside your body what are you doing stop. I want to go into every yaoi ever and teach consent how to safely anal sex. USE LUBE MOTHERFUCKERS. Things that were actually
mitochondiva: stuckykittyspidey: thebeverlymarsh: it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS IT’S OKAY TO ‘SEXUALIZE’ FICTIONAL CHARACTERS NoT iF TheYRe KiDs YoU FuCKinG CrEEpS
kittenquartz: Not the best body but yeah Are you kidding? you have got an amazing body, you look so hot in that undearwear ;)
jossisgod: youwish-youcould: michaeldirnt: Ok but did they beat the neighbor kids ass?? They are family and anyone who doesn’t get that fact does not deserve to have a dog or any other non-human animal in their life.
relishboi: svt-seokhoon-17: relishboi: no artstyle can be as bad as this abomination Have you not met 12 to 14 year olds on Tumblr are you listening to yourself? are you actually seriously saying this to me right now? ok so youre saying some kids
merlionboys: So in my ‘if you don’t already know’ section today, we have our hot boy from SGBuddyFitness in the last few photos you see floating around. And no he’s not injured, just being a cheeky boy and kidding you haha. He’s yet another
shacklefunk: yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted
kaciart: ‘You’ll be the death of me, kid.’Not before he’s the death of himself
cottoncanyon: Hey followers. If you’re below the age of 18 I urge you not to follow me. However, I get it. Kids have sexuality and have the need to express it someway. I had my first sexual encounter at 12 so I get it. However I don’t care what you
sassy-hook: PARKER: Remember the other night when you were playing with your pretend friends?HARDISON: They’re real.. they.. look they’re not pretended they’re just not in the same room with me.PARKER: They’re an elf, a dwarf and a thing with
sunlethscape: Information from the Twitch Dragon Age: Inquisition segment! Most romance options out of any Bioware game ever. They did not touch on the details of which characters, but expect that. You can not only ride horses, but lizards and other
dirty-photos-of-my-dad: Dad teases me with his dick. You gonna wave that massive hard cock in my face but not let me touch it. Who are you even kidding you’re straight
jupitersaurus: jupitersaurus: DMX has FIFTEEN kids. I wonder if he wants a 16th because I’m down. I’m not trying to be nasty. I’m just trying to get adopted. Uh, sis, I think you should reconsider…
residentgoodgirl: gregwuzhere: residentgoodgirl: residentgoodgirl: Hm… idk how if i agree with people calling drake a deadbeat dad if you have unprotected sex with someone you’re not serious about, get pregnant, and when you tell them about it,
Some kid wants to fight me, it’s not that I wanna whips his ass too but I’m not risking my senior rights for that excuse of a student he’s going even know who’s he’s dealing with, btw Snitching on my sister doesn’t
pawawool: A cool, hip teenage Medusa 😎 hello, fellow kids You do not have permission to use my work, copy it, repost it, or take credit for it in anyway. Do not remove the caption.
octopus-trashcan: hirphiti: LOOK AT WHAT I JUST FOUND OMG GUYS WATCH THIS NOW Not spoilers, but so cute. For all the people who say its a dumb kid show. Its so much more
holidaysex: Reaching for his cock is a dead give away that you have crossed the line from “should I” to “I must have”. You are so hot and worked up, you really have no choice. Ring or not, I’m getting fucked.
The media will lecture you not to riot, but they won't lecture racists not to murder black kids
Ladies, just because you meet someone that's a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren't whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he's a
whitthequeertimelord: piercetheheartsoftheyoung: fag-ology: haha the girl in the chair has no idea where to put her hands; but damn, girl has moves. HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS WITH THAT ALL OVER YOU ARE YOU KIDDING Damn
svelfe: This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.
boys-and-suicide: Parents need to learn yelling at their kids does not do anything but leave scars on them. If you have a problem you sit down and talk like civil human beings. Yelling gets you nowhere. Please remember that for all you future parents.
devanofficial: “You guys are seniors, not elementary school kids…” You’re going to college, they say; you have to act more mature, they say. Meanwhile this is what happens when I accidentally leak my address in my college group chat. And
ivyaura:i love when ppl are like “you must be freezing in that!” when im wearing like skirts, thigh-highs, etc like yeah im kinda cold but im not changing my slut aesthetic im not weak
venula: thing i would like to do: kiss your face kiss not your face see you smile always idk buy you things make you mac and cheese learn all your favourite songs tell you that u r a cutie have a sleepover without sleep u feel me etc
soymilkmister: me: is mad at you but still wants attention from you I’m rarely mad at you, ACCEPT that one time you fought on me on Gogurts. No. Do not fight me on strawberry gogurt.
jaclcfrost: you know when you’re talking w/ someone and you just feel.. Warm. like.. not.. warmth temperature-wise but just this.. sense of overall coziness like on an emotional level speaking w/ them is the equivalent of whenever you step into a patch
officialcrow: doodlesbytara: hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud
makethissound replied to your post: makethissound replied to your post: u0o replied to… I totally would, cept that’s a really far bike ride. What show is it that you’re going to see? Biking is good for you, don’t be lazy! I’m seeing
tmpgifs: You know you’re right for someone when they force you to be the best version of yourself.
thexfiles: closeted lgbt kids: you’re not cowards if you can’t get yourself to speak up during classwide debates about your rights. it’s okay. you don’t have to put yourself through that. please put your mental health and safety first. it’s
lovemysis-88:good morning little bro, and happy bithday! mom and dad are out until this evening, so we decided to give you our present! and the present is that you can fuck us and you can cum inside.. we’re not kidding you, see? so, dont waste time
tomfordvelvetorchid: I hope im a parent who lets their kids find out who they are and supports them in whatever they want to do and not force them to do things for the sake of my own happiness but you not gon be a bum
betaflower replied to your post:hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:UNDER THE SEA… I HEARD DISNEY SONGS WILL THE MULAN SOUNDTRACK BE INCLUDED How can you look me in the eye and say you’re not expecting us to belt out ‘ill make a man
h00neybee-skinny: Okay, but listen.You’re going to look so. Fucking. Good. When you get to your UGW. I’m not even kidding. You’re gonna look like a fucking model, I swear. And I know it’s hard to wait, and it’s hard to see the scale change
someghostkid: when a debate starts in class and you tell yourself you’re not gonna get involved but then some kid you hate says smth real stupid and/or wrong
when you finally get to use the big telescope at school but all you wanna do with it is look at your crush
dashingicecream: hello its me, tumblr user dashingicecream, finally opening commissions. these are the examples i am willing to do, but if there’s extra things you’d like to add let me know and we can discuss it! (disclaimer - yang not as large
baelor: whatimpropriety: afriendtosell: donttryit: Agsjdiiebdiapsjsj!!!! I dislike how whitewashed Bumi and Kya look. They’re supposed to be pretty fucking dark. glad i’m not the only one who noticed how two brownskinned characters turned the
mrs-chief: mrs-chief: drunk and losing it over Kashiwagi playing the keyboard during judgement again its like when you were a kid and you got rockband but you didn’t have enough siblings to play all the instruments so your dad had to play with you
