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asillyman: Remember those languid afternoons of ongoing sex when you two first got together? Â Hours of sucking and licking and fucking. Â Not the quickies in between rushing off to work and maintaining the house and looking after the kids. You miss
This disrespectful muthafucka called my daughter ugly. Some wack ass wannabe rapper. Nigga if I ever see you I will kill you nigga. I would go to jail for my kids. She not a model and she said fucking 18. Rmtg that’s your name. I’m praying
asksweetdhalia: Nope~ Still suck….but at least I suck a little less each time ^^ Are you kidding? Look at dat flank~ Mmmm~hehe thanks for drawing smitty ^^You are one of my favorite artists and i love your artwork, having this doneIs nothing short
askpalette-swap: Yes, and it was AWFUL! I’ll never leave you again, taily wailykins~ I know just how you feel Palette, I don’t know what I would do without my tail T.T
“Come back to bed, love. I’ll help you sleep.”How to kill insomnia, by world’s best fiance Viktor Nikiforov
We, the beautiful, the privileged, the powerful…rule the world. We simply allow YOU to live in it. To serve Us, pamper Us, to perform simple and demeaning tasks for Us. So…when you’re NOT there to hold an umbrella over your Owner&rs
I told you baby’brother..i’m not kidding! You better come right now! I saw your blog..and this is the result..! COME HOME TO ME ..RIGHT NOOW!
Ok then i shall OH AND BRIDGET DO YOU REMEMBER THE MISADVENTURES OF CRAZY COOKIE CHOMBY AND STUPID GELERT???
No one can Zoe. Not like how you make me happy no one can do it like you do it…
bellalaghostie: absinthecorpse: Top- kids.. this is Jason Voorhees done by Kane Hodder Bottom- this is a hobo schmuck wearing a hockey mask For the record Freddy vs Jason sucked… thank you new line cinema Oh heck no, how can you not appreciate Freddy
tittytaytay: ursuladeville: lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking
alisartchans: you’re not the kid you used to be someone should call your family
shhmilelucyy: anabellhenriquez: ushouldloveme: This is so touching. A homeless who is barly able to take care of himself, taking care of a dog. Sometimes, you just need a little love, not just things. reblog if you care.INSTANT REBLOG ! omg :’(
winkie0312: You’re not the boss of me!….wait…you ARE my boss (smh) LOL!!!
iwannabewhereyouare: hotstreet: dirtydianamj: -davidarchie: Reblog If this is not just a normal day for you. Reblog this too, If this day changed you life forever. It changed mine, alot. it changed my life forever :’( An absolutely devastating
Hope you all are prepping for the big bash tomorrow, I know they are. And if you’re not in the States then go out and just enjoy the sun!Part 1 of 2. Part 2 here (nsfw)! “Part 3″ | Archie | Dipper
bludwingart: Hope you all are prepping for the big bash tomorrow, I know they are. And if you’re not in the States then go out and just enjoy the sun! Part 1 of 2. Part 2 here (nsfw)!
Monogamy has its advantages.Remember, kids: You’re a Heart-TAKER not a HeartBREAKER!See you in February!
Update from Tan Jiu, translated by Yaoi-BLCD. IF YOU USE OUR TRANSLATIONS YOU MUST CREDIT BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR!!!!!! (TAN JIU). DO NOT USE FOR ANY PRINT/ PUBLICATIONS/ FOR PROFIT REASONS WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!Previously:
nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
I wrote your name and burned it to see the color of the flameand it burned out the whole spectrum as if you were everything;mine just burned gold, a normal flame. I am not anything.All that I remember is the feeling of waking up:we were kids, you were
collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and
jennyatsdcc: “That’s why you didn’t see Katara getting involved in that Civil Warn nonsense. Sometimes you just gotta leave it to the kids!” oh…. um …kay
billiemania: billiemania: Your brain stem is called your lizard brain because a fun little lizard lives there. He lives there and he’s your friend. Do not disappoint him. JUST KIDDING you could never disappoint him! He loves you! Your lizard brain!
cowpokeprose:Maybe you aren’t annoying, maybe they were just annoyed. Maybe your entire personality can’t be boiled down to actions others found disruptive. Maybe peoples feelings are subjective views of you, not objective. The same way we teach kids
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lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real
rubyetc: So I was in Ikea and I said to myself, ‘You’re almost 21 now kid you gotta grow up and buy yourself a statement piece. Something that screams ‘responsible adult’ and ‘definitely not prone to regressive/impulsive purchases’.
tsscat: wonderfuck: wonderfuck: you guys i’m so fucking scared the pandemic is absolutely thriving in south asia. i’m not kidding. you might think the US is bad, but the situation in countries like india (which literally surpassed the US for the
morice: imagine if you met someone on tumblr and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined
thingsinlifeyoujustdo: Tifa Lockhart Appreciation Week: Day 1 - Tifa + Favorite Appearance: Advent Children “Stop running! I know. Even if you find the kids you might not be able to help them. Maybe something will happen that can never unhappen,
brutalfaerie replied to your post: I’m grading my quizzes and I have more… same. grading makes me panic and I wonder if I’m not being consistent and sometimes I grade twice >.> I’m a grading softie. I’ll give a kid full
ameriqan: how insecure in your religion do you have to be that you won’t even let your kid learn basic history about other religions for a history class??? I bet she has the let me speak to the manager haircut
shnoopuff replied to your post “Parents: Hun, I think you might be obsessed with Pokemon Me:”are you lying on the floor again? haha HELP SHE’S FALLEN AND SHE CAN’T GET UPHELP I’VE FALLEN AND CAN’T GET UP
jakespot:knuffelberlin:“What are you doing in my room?” I asked my kid brother, not upset just wondering. “Waiting for you to get home.” “Put some pants on dude,” fuck he looked great in his briefs, how’d he get
gingersnapwolves: ursuladeville: lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even
maisiewilliams: Listen, I don’t know what sort of kids you’ve been flying round with in space, but you’re not telling me to shut up.
sanjuromartell: theprinceswilly: teababe27: theseconddoctor: I AM LAUGHING How do you even mix those two up? How do you not notice? This is what happens when all our movies end in numbers. When I was a kid we went to go see Good Burger and we
ghostine: If you brought me to an arcade as a kid and this mother fucker was there that was it. It was mine for the rest of the night. Back off.
spicy-cannoli:spicy-cannoli: gritsandbrits:xeniawarriorprincesa: dunecup: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky:
SEX SEX SEX.. OKAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: I'M NOT KIDDING. YOU MUST READ THIS. ALLLLL OF IT. IT'S CRAZY SHIT BRAH. NO SERIOUSLY. READ IT. DO IT NOW. YOU HAVE TOO. IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IT'S HILARIOUS.
rubyetc: rubyetc: So I was in Ikea and I said to myself, ‘You’re almost 21 now kid you gotta grow up and buy yourself a statement piece. Something that screams ‘responsible adult’ and ‘definitely not prone to regressive/impulsive purchases’.
systemofadowny: yaddy123: Have my “I’m not sexy at all, even when I’m topless” photos :| You fuckin kidding? You’re very sexy lady
tfw you open a pack of candy with assorted flavors and the majority of it is the flavor you hate.
Don’t add kids. Them bastards like to cockblock.
hood2go: pashionforfashion21allday: aqueenintraining: domdadonwon: truthrequiresnoapology: nubiansista: rickflair87: illicitglencoco: what movie is this from? sigh. Boys n’ the hood… Bish what Bruh.,.. Smh wut how dare you You kidding
halharl-infigar: tsunamiwavesurfing: officialcrow: tubesock: gyplet: tubesock: CHOOSE ONE the ability to have children immortality (not a simulation) Assume you can’t have both. I’m going to make this a bit easier for you guys to think about.
theblackdream: Sorry a video of you playing football with neighborhood kids does not excuse you executing them the next day.
weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway
iheartnintendomucho: Nintendo 2DS revealed, coming October 12th What a massive surprise to wake up to! This new model 3DS will play all 3DS games in 2D, will not be able to fold, and will be available at the rock bottom price of 贡.99. If you’ve
asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
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