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kushandwizdom: humorking: masqueradehfx: bl-ossomed: Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012 i’ve never reblogged anything so fast Fav The last time this happened, an
rain-force: humorking: paprika: fuckyahumor: puppet-meme-pancakes: gabijonesmusic: i hate this i haTE IT sTOP i love thisi loVE ITsTOP
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crawdaunt:straightboyfriend: humorking: if you call yourself hot i will find you extremely unattractive no matter how actually hot you are why? is it because you’re scared of confidence? what’s wrong with someone knowing they’re attractive.
doitlikeawhitegirl: humorking: ameliastardust: clestroying: familyfriendlyurl: when u take a cookie without askin mama
tricksterwolf: humorking: whythatsbullshit: someclevermoniker: buzzfeed: This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. “how will we explain homosexuality to our children” I think
prettyboyshyflizzy: crawdaunt:straightboyfriend: humorking: if you call yourself hot i will find you extremely unattractive no matter how actually hot you are why? is it because you’re scared of confidence? what’s wrong with someone knowing they’re
rupsidaisy: humorking: so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself is this supposed to be funny? what the fuck
crawdaunt: straightboyfriend: humorking: if you call yourself hot i will find you extremely unattractive no matter how actually hot you are why? is it because you’re scared of confidence? what’s wrong with someone knowing they’re attractive.
departured: csasandra: humorking: i’m sorry for spamming you guys with all of tumblr user departured post, he’s just my favorite blog on tumblr whooops omg yes!!! and hes so hot and talks to all his followers, what else can you ask for??? ;)
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unescapable: humorking: rain-force: legalwifi: problematicq: done: rain-force: plinktone: telapathetic: watching two really opinionated people have an argument when they’re both wrong
laughwzae: 7secondsofsadness: humorking: in looovee with this flower crown in looovee with you In loooooove with that jawline
meladoodle: humorking: “wanna hang out? when are you free?” i’m never free, โ per hang out i dont care that this person stole my post word for word but why the hell are they gettin 150k notes when mine is at like 40k smh
lesmischaractersforjustice: batlesbo: arte-mysia: humorking: whythatsbullshit: someclevermoniker: buzzfeed: This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. “how will we explain homosexuality
snowvietboy: keeping-up-with-the-jenners: humorking: still the best gif ever haha Teaching young girls to sexualize themselves from young ages
lazypacific: humorking: my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first i didn’t think of this one first
yanqui2000: humorking: i tried You succeeded
shoyika: humorking: oh look im smiling oh look im wet
rain-force: humorking: paprika: fuckyahumor: tacoabel: bahookies: tbhfunk: theinturnetexplorer: The Magnus Effect - When a small amount of spin is added to a dropped object, the object moves forward
blacknvy: ittsjohnny: humorking: humorkingnaked: humorking: aesthetics I would give anything to jam that cock into my fucking asshole im laughing oh mygod #boyfriendgoals Annnnd there goes my ovaries.
problematicq: done: gold: humorking: drunkswifts: Best advice you’ve ever received?
unpopuler:astound:greed:humorking:I’ve managed to get my friend hooked on tumblr omg :) um of course you have got her hooked, you made her follow unpopuler his blog is literally so addicting and perfect!!? c: i agree his blog is amazing to be on and
misssquirrel: humorking: loserstfu: virguin: inories: bands-arent-just-bands: miggylol: I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did I feel you, little duck i caNT BREATHE Haha… I like him!
badparent: piscaes: bitcheys: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW IS humorking EVENFUCKINGREAL!?!??!?!?!?! Wait, since when have people been allowed to be that beautiful? it’s illegal to be as hot as humorking
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humorking: this could be us but you playin
humorking:“wanna hang out? when are you free?”i’m never free, โ per hang out
humorking: beyonce could be taking a shit right now
humorking: mood rn
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humorking: I AM HORNY, PISSED OFF AND STRESSED OUT
humorking: b0yonce:kaliforniarepublik:The only front row that will ever matter Yes. i have never seen so much power on one picture
humorking: i wish self doubt burned calories
humorking: same
humorking: “im sorry but i’m breaking u…”
humorking: shoutout to my phone screen for having to stare at my face all day and not cracking itself
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humorking: i hate myself for still liking you
humorking: when you hear your parents talking shit from another room
humorking: NEED ONE OF THESE
humorking: whythatsbullshit: someclevermoniker: buzzfeed: This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. “how will we explain homosexuality to our children” I think maybe they should
humorking: im so emotional today wtf
humorking:I AM HORNY, PISSED OFF AND STRESSED OUT
humorking: if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
