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humorking:shoutout to my phone screen for having to stare at my face all day and not cracking itself
humorking: define-sanity: hijabeeee: WEN DUH ACOUSTICS DANK AF HOLY SHIT I WASNT EXPECTING THAT and they say mermaids are not real…….
humorking: itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK favorite video ever
humorking:valentines day is in 5 days someone date me this is not funny anymore
humorking: i wish self doubt burned calories
humorking: I AM HORNY, PISSED OFF AND STRESSED OUT
humorking: me going to school
humorking: me auditioning to model
humorking: jane-juliet:stacey-brighteyes:anjefkjdjhff lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol CUTEST VIDEO EVER
humorking: when you hear your parents talking shit from another room
humorking: same
humorking: whythatsbullshit: someclevermoniker: buzzfeed: This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. “how will we explain homosexuality to our children” I think maybe they should
humorking: “wanna hang out? when are you free?” i’m never free, โ per hang out
humorking: shoutout to my phone screen for having to stare at my face all day and not cracking itself
humorking:I AM HORNY, PISSED OFF AND STRESSED OUT
humorking: “beyase” i scream every time
humorking: NEED ONE OF THESE
humorking: mood
humorking:i wish self doubt burned calories
humorking: everyday tbh
humorking: cant you say im so excited about getting drunk tonight
humorking: unescapable: lubricates: pinkisthenewscarlet: i-spooky-like-fedex: skellagirl: parallelsea: October OCTOber it’s the 8th month I cracked the code October is the 10th month though It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking
humorking: my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix? me:
humorking: i dont think theres anything better than reading stuff like this
humorking: stfukarla slut
humorking: looking at my grades had me like
humorking:“wanna hang out? when are you free?” i’m never free, โ per hang out
humorking:my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first
humorking: oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyy
humorking: my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first
humorking: so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself
humorking: when you get on the bus and the bus driver has started driving before you’ve got to your seat
humorking: tumboy:WHAT IS THIS SORCERY STOP THIS MADNESS ALREADY
humorking: yourdaddi: xxxxx goals
humorking: school got me like attractive as fuck???
