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humorking: “wanna hang out? when are you free?” i’m never free, โ per hang out
humorking: beyonce could be taking a shit right now
humorking:my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first
humorking: roselikesenglish: vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he was left on-stage,
humorking: still my favorite thing ever
humorking: unescapable: lubricates: the-morning-and-the-evening-star: allsnargents: “Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?” I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET
humorking: it’s weird how deeper you fall in love with someone everyday
humorking: whythatsbullshit: someclevermoniker: buzzfeed: This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. “how will we explain homosexuality to our children” I think maybe they should
humorking: shoutout to my phone screen for having to stare at my face all day and not cracking itself
humorking: theres NOTHING worse then losing your headphones
humorking: my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first
humorking: my dick keeps on getting hard and im out in public this is v embarrassing
humorking: tired n lonely
humorking: radpatrick: right now i really hope i don’t fucking mess this up dont worry babe your blog is on point
humorking: i just went from really happy to fucking sad in 4 seconds like what the fuck
humorking:not today satan
humorking: i thought today will be easier but it seems like it hurts even more
humorking: hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
humorking:i wish self doubt burned calories
humorking:I AM HORNY, PISSED OFF AND STRESSED OUT
humorking: mom
humorking: im so horny someone come take care of this now Damn straight!
humorking:when you hear your parents talking shit from another room
humorking: when you hear your parents talking shit from another room
humorking: so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself
humorking: “beyase” i scream every time
humorking: me auditioning to model
humorking: every time i feel down i just remember Somebody actually tattooed that on another person
humorking: ameliastardust: clestroying: familyfriendlyurl: when u take a cookie without askin mama
humorking:me auditioning to model
humorking: define-sanity: hijabeeee: WEN DUH ACOUSTICS DANK AF HOLY SHIT I WASNT EXPECTING THAT and they say mermaids are not real…….
humorking: loserstfu: virguin: inories: redaphrodite:How cold is it on the East Coast you ask?This cold
humorking: calameity: tyleroakley: latenighthush: GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT WE SMILE AND CANT STAY STILL AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT BOYS DO IT TOO I CAN CONFIRM I KNOW THIS EXACT FEELING AH /TAGGED/ME
