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humorking: me auditioning to model
humorking: me
humorking: “wanna hang out? when are you free?” i’m never free, โ per hang out
humorking:“wanna hang out? when are you free?” i’m never free, โ per hang out
humorking: “im sorry but i’m breaking u…”
humorking: hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
humorking: define-sanity: hijabeeee: WEN DUH ACOUSTICS DANK AF HOLY SHIT I WASNT EXPECTING THAT and they say mermaids are not real…….
humorking: whythatsbullshit: someclevermoniker: buzzfeed: This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. “how will we explain homosexuality to our children” I think maybe they should
humorking: Selfie Fables by Simona Bonafini
humorking: when you hear your parents talking shit from another room
humorking: THIS IS THE CUTEST THING We need more of these people
humorking: holl0wed: thottweiler: sirblaxalot: um I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHAT???? For all the people that have been “LAUGHING SO HARDDDD” to this video, I hope you realize this rabbit is dead and that there is a string around
humorking:my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first
humorking: NEED ONE OF THESE
humorking: this could be us but you playin
humorking: shoutout to my phone screen for having to stare at my face all day and not cracking itself
humorking: “beyase” i scream every time
humorking: every time i feel down i just remember
humorking:masqueradehfx:bl-ossomed: Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012 i’ve never reblogged anything so fast Fav The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there
humorking: roselikesenglish: vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he was left on-stage,
humorking: checking out dem boys at the beach like
humorking:when you hear your parents talking shit from another room
humorking:you know you’re lazy af when your phone is at 1% and you’re still not moving
humorking: mood
humorking:I AM HORNY, PISSED OFF AND STRESSED OUT
humorking:shoutout to my phone screen for having to stare at my face all day and not cracking itself
humorking: if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
humorking:when you get on the bus and the bus driver has started driving before you’ve got to your seat
humorking: every time i feel down i just remember Oh god it has been done
humorking: so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself
humorking: loserstfu: virguin: inories: bands-arent-just-bands: miggylol: I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did I feel you, little duck i caNT BREATHE
humorking: my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first
humorking: haven’t been a hoe in a while
humorking:i wish self doubt burned calories
