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kelgrid: kelgrid: kelgrid: I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not
thereisviolenceinmyheart: oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house
wildernesswitchery: linda-belcher: remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would
annandalecreek: An “as I am” as requested. Lounging outside our house watching cars drive by. Fantasizing about hubby sitting beside me and I reach over and massage his cock until it is nice and hard. I unzip his shorts & lean over to slowly
ordile: ATTENTION FRIENDS: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL NEGATIVE EMOTIONS OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SIT ON YOUR FLOOR AND MAKE THIS FACE UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER
mishaswhore: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i
cracked: If your walls are strong enough, you can stay XBox alive. 4 Insane Brushes With Death People Had While Sitting at Home #3. Stray Bullet Shoots Through House and Gently Taps Man’s Forehead Josh Demeritt of Rochester, New Hampshire, was playing
babygotbackandsomechickennuggets: when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you
m-thegreatandpowerful:Me: OH! I caught a snapping turtle–wouldnt it look so nice in its tank in my house—Um…………. ????? EXCUSE ME???? IT JUST??? SITS??? THERE??? ON THE FLOOR??? NO TANK??? WHAT IS GOING ON. DOES
corde-love:You’re laughing, making memes. You think you’re scared, sitting safe and sound in your house somewhere in the US. I’m fucking terrified. My brother turned 18 4 months ago. My baby brother may be forced to fight in this war
sherlock-is-ace:“It’s an easy mistake to make. He’s effeminate and therefore we think he’s weak, but that man sits in pubs and clubs and houses and hotels, telling all the world about his homosexuality out loud, all day long. It doesn’t matter
shameless-babe: myofuka: Me too boo This is literally so heart breaking, she’s suffered every child’s worse nightmare. Her family was taken from her, there were no government officials there to help her when she was sitting in an empty house scared,
unfollowfriday: unfollowfriday: when u and ya mom about to leave to house and she get a phonecall and u just standin there like when its 13 minutes into the conversation and she sits down
cryhaver: remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic
carnival-phantasm: tsunglasses: tsunglasses: tsunglasses: Do you think anyone in the Harry Potter universe ordered their house elf to suck them off? They’re even a the right height so you don’t even gotta sit down. Stop unfollowing me you pussies.
wildhorseswontdragmefrom:instead of having sex ever again i’ll just buy a house with a bay window and sit in it .
vampireapologist: there’s something about a monster popping up in a window that’s uniquely horrifying. I see photos of those little tiny houses made completely of glass, sitting out in some forest, just big enough for a little bed and a lamp, and
polskiebagno:A Woman Sitting On The Edge Of The Bed - Spanish School, 19th Century / Adèle Haenel in House Of Tolerance (2011) / Ashley Graham for Vogue Paris (2018)
kelgrid:kelgrid: kelgrid: I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not
sonderoo:parentless-suggestions:Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out
faggotryngendersissification: I’m going to sit on your face and relieve myself all over you. As my waste seeps through my tights and moistens your lips, you will know who truly wears the pants in this house faggot. F.A.G.S.
camalilium: I just imagine Bayo and Jeanne getting into one of those stupid couple arguments and they both storm off into different parts of the house and Luka’s just sitting at the table with Loki and yells “but whAT ABOUT THE BABY”
wildernesswitchery: linda-belcher: remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend
12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.
watch-me-pee2: I love spreading my legs and peeing like this getting my panties all wet :P I was sitting on a jersey barrier in a residential neighbourhood- anybody could’ve walked out of their house or drove by and seen me spraying my piss! I really
shubbabang: if im at your house and you leave the room without telling me to come with i will literally stand there and not move or sit down or touch anything until you come back no matter how long you’re gone
oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
yulinga: this photo reminds me of a story about my great aunt, a guy came into her house when she was there and she saw him and instead of being scared or whatever she invited him to sit down for a cup of tea and he said ‘yes’ and she told him that
nonfunctionalqueer: 12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence
12vacancies: People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.
*does my makeup just to sit in the house and wash it off*
ghdos: “Dear Future Girlfriend” #333: Yes, I will fuck you in your grandmama’s house and then sit across from her at the dinner table to compliment her on the yams like the gentleman that I am.
tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
come-along-castiel: Theres a drug raid in the house next door and the policemen who aren’t doing the raid are sitting on a trampoline.Welcome to Australia
clown-dick: why are 14 year olds complaining about being forever alone like my uncle is 45 and he’s still single and he just sits around the house all day watching cartoons and eating cereal like has the life
blackanncoulter: this site so damn toxic it’s goddamn 16 year olds on here like “i want to be dominated, fuck me daddy” like bitch you still need permission to leave the house talking about some fucking daddy go sit down.
oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my
zuzuhiddles: zuzuhiddles: SO I’M SITTING WITH MY CRUSH, DOING MY HOMEWORK AT STARBUCKS WITH HIM (which is a blog I’ve been keeping to explain my experiences for this one class) WHEN HE GETS UP AND SAYS HE’S HEADING TO A FRIENDS HOUSE. I SAY GOODBYE
gnarly: When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: My sister in the south of Chile. We are sitting at home next to the fireplace in our southern lake house when it suddenly began to pour uncontrollably. Had to rush into the lake to take this snapshot! - Camila Massu/National
thingswilllookbetterinthemorning: pussyrican: Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts. Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into
someonessluttygirlfriend:You woke up at 6 AM after the big party you threw. You see your roommate sitting up in his bed, and somebody under the sheets blowing him. He gives you a thumbs up and a grin. You walk around the house more, finding people passed
spokes-phan: So I there’s a bridge near my house, and a couple of months ago, I was going to jump off it. When I got there, I saw some people sitting down on the bench not too far from the bridge with their backs turned to me. I thought this was weird,
lil-miss-bi-curious: <sits up and looks around for caricaturist in my house>
rydenporn: one time in kindergarten i got bored in the middle of class so i just left and walked home from school. they had to call the police to find me and they just found me sitting outside my house playing with grass. amazing.
