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thingswilllookbetterinthemorning: pussyrican: Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts. Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into
wednesdayxaddams: Cute girl seeks someone with a huge bathtub. No touching or talking, but you can supply me with Lush products and sit in your house quietly while I take baths. Serious inquiries only.
thenudistprincess: My mom just came back from the neighbours house super drunk and demanded to take a picture of me lol then continued to dive into my bed and take selfies with me. Me also being a drunk ass can’t sit still for a picture… WHY
fffcuk: dear “don’t vote” side of tumblr do you remember when you convinced most registered voters to sit out the mid term elections a few months ago & caused the republicans to win both the house & the senate because “voting is pointless!”
parentless-suggestions: Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever
kruhn: tamburina: My sister in the south of Chile. We are sitting at home next to the fireplace in our southern lake house when it suddenly began to pour uncontrollably. Had to rush into the lake to take this snapshot! - Camila Massu/National Geographic
e-ps: warxant: Was driving home , got off the Highway being followed by police for a good 5-7 miles. Parked in front of my home. Which looked pretty nice. They stopped me and put me in Handcuffs made me sit on the curb in front of my own house. They
architectureblog: (via House Made from the Ground it Sits On by Feldman Architecture - Design Milk)
I wish my house had a deck so I can go outside and sit there for an hour or so to think
yulinga: this photo reminds me of a story about my great aunt, a guy came into her house when she was there and she saw him and instead of being scared or whatever she invited him to sit down for a cup of tea and he said ‘yes’ and she told him that
femdomgames: Tie a leash around his balls, sit on a rolling chair and have him pull you around the house. For extra fun make a track. If he can make it around it within a certain time, he wins an orgasm
oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
voiceofnature:Urnatur, Sweden. “The wood hermitage is a place for relaxation and reflection. Here in the forest you can enjoy the luxury of simplicity, living in unique hand-crafted cottages, or in a tree house, without electricity. Sit down by the
naughtyballerina1821: dominant–gentleman: naughtyballerina1821: dominant–gentleman: naughtyballerina1821: Cute date idea Pick me up a mile away from my house so no one knows it’s me your picking up. Make me sit in the trunk of your car so no
gnarly: When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
babygotbackandsomechickennuggets: when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you
peevishpants: ALL ABOARD THE NANAKO TRAIN NEXT STOP JUNES this kid does all the cooking and laundry and weatherwatching in her house and she’s only 6 I sit on my ass and draw shit and i am going to university this september what am i doing wrong
a-little: Really Scorpios are so cool to me they are my third favorite sign and the only people whose possessive nature doesn’t perturb me because they’re less likely to whine and call you nonstop and more likely to sit quietly outside your house
iamtheaardvark: Rep. Tammy Duckworth of Illinois, a disabled veteran and recipient of the Purple Heart, snuck her phone onto the House floor last night in her prosthetic leg so she could provide live feed of the sit-in for gun control after Paul Ryan
unfollowfriday: unfollowfriday: when u and ya mom about to leave to house and she get a phonecall and u just standin there like when its 13 minutes into the conversation and she sits down
bobbymoynihans: Not only is Houston Texans star Andre Johnson an All-Pro wide receiver, but he also makes a pretty good Santa Claus. “It’s crazy,” Johnson said. “Me and my uncle were sitting in the house one day. And I was like, ‘I want to
spokes-phan: So I there’s a bridge near my house, and a couple of months ago, I was going to jump off it. When I got there, I saw some people sitting down on the bench not too far from the bridge with their backs turned to me. I thought this was weird,
I really want there to be a bad boys club. I want to sit in a house and talk shit about those beneath me. 😢
killkisho: I really want there to be a bad boys club. I want to sit in a house and talk shit about those beneath me. 😢 “If you get in my face one more time imma slide yo ass”
killkisho: killkisho: I really want there to be a bad boys club. I want to sit in a house and talk shit about those beneath me. 😢 “If you get in my face one more time imma slide yo ass” “You’ll get tired of running up.”
verybluebirdy: ifonlyyoucouldseeit: This is Harley. He is a young buck. He likes to hang out under the bushes by my house. He lets me sit and read with him. Sometimes I feed him apples. oh no. oh no oh no. i literally just said ‘oh no ’ out loud.
filthyspermreceptacle: somethingfuckcunt: We’re having a house party at home at the moment. It’s just after sunrise and I’m lying in bed, fully clothed but underneath the blankets. Sitting next to me is my missus’ sister. She’s on top of the
do-not-sit-next-to-dennis: Return to house on haunted hill Black & white
cryhaver: remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the
archatlas: The England That Got Left Behind Countless factories and housing projects once home to those who labored in the industrial and manufacturing base that once sustained the working class across the Midlands now sit abandoned and decrepit.
oldmanstephanie: These guys sitting next to me have worked as scarers in haunted houses and they’re talking about the unique strings of profanity they’ve heard people scream when startled. When a person is scared, they act more on instinct than reason,
mishaswhore: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i
kedreeva: Audrey arrives home to find a small package sitting on the front porch. It is addressed to her, and she feels a certain amount of relief as she picks it up and takes it inside the house. As she takes off her shoes at the door, she tucks the
jesuisterrifiant: chuckle-voodoos: aranyeha: there should be feelings hookers like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100 bucks and you never see each
shubbabang: if im at your house and you leave the room without telling me to come with i will literally stand there and not move or sit down or touch anything until you come back no matter how long you’re gone
fluerx: kruhn: tamburina: My sister in the south of Chile. We are sitting at home next to the fireplace in our southern lake house when it suddenly began to pour uncontrollably. Had to rush into the lake to take this snapshot! - Camila Massu/National
nonfunctionalqueer: 12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence
sonofbukowski: “Is there any wonder why the world is where it’s at now? Just notice the creature sitting near you in a movie house or standing ahead of you in a supermarket line, or giving a State of the Union Address, that the gods have let us
jonasgrossmann: bruce davidson… philip johnson sitting in front of his “glass house”, newcannon ct, 1964 @ magnumphotos
isabelcostasixties:Françoise Hardy in her house in Paris: sitting in front of horoscopes. May 1977. (Photo by Jack Garofalo / Paris Match)
shameless-babe: myofuka: Me too boo This is literally so heart breaking, she’s suffered every child’s worse nightmare. Her family was taken from her, there were no government officials there to help her when she was sitting in an empty house scared,
degradedbimbo: The only time my bitch is ever allowed to sit in the house.
useddiscardedabused: I like showing up to her house unannounced. When I’m there, I order her to suck me off right in front of her parents. Her dad is a pussy and her mom just sits there and watches, feigning shock but only looking away for a second
maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i just stand in
nonfunctionalqueer:12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence
