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witchylittlebird: daddysprettypinkprincess: littledarlingnikky: witchylittlebird: I. “Little bird will not play with Daddy’s knives in his absence.“ II. “Little bird will sit like a lady while she is visiting Daddy’s house.“ III. “Little
candyisland1: kedakmellow: ladiesonly4me: She’s chopping up that morning wood Damn that looks so satisfying 💦 best sit in the house
subcaptivated: evilqueen1969: “No it WAS the owner of this house. Now it’s just a piece of furniture.” I like competition. The better cock servicer gets to sit on the couch and have her feet sucked. The second-best cock servicer gets the
nonfunctionalqueer:12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence
itsonlythesoaps: From EVE @allonswoIf as usual billie piper sits so comfortable like it’s her own couch in her house lmao same billie same –Photo of Billie Piper and David Tennant at Wizard World St. Louis April 2 2016
lauraxxtennant: itsonlythesoaps: From EVE @allonswoIf as usual billie piper sits so comfortable like it’s her own couch in her house lmao same billie same –Photo of Billie Piper and David Tennant at Wizard World St. Louis April 2 2016
kelgrid: kelgrid: kelgrid: I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not
parentless-suggestions: Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever
kuttithevangu:The last time I left my house was 17 days ago and on that day I walked past a man who was sitting in his car with the windows open and as I walked past, someone on his radio said “now sports! sports is, there are no sports” That was
inakingdombythesilversea: quarantine mood: walking aimlessly around the house bc you’re tired of sitting down and can’t go outside to exercise and don’t know what else to do and suddenly realizing you have become a jane austen heroine “taking
lemonsharks: My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books,
londonandrews: Fall cloudy days have me working inside the house …. Lots happening this month! My best friend is moving into my place to save some cash (in return, he is going to dog-sit the Romanians while I travel this winter) - Organizing my stuff
thevictorianlady: Views of Henry James’ home, Lamb House, in Rye, Sussex, England. The top room is the Library, followed by the Dining-room, James’ Writing-room, and two exterior views. James is sitting on the doorstep in the last photo.
jesuisterrifiant: chuckle-voodoos: aranyeha: there should be feelings hookers like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100 bucks and you never see each
oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
oldmanstephanie: These guys sitting next to me have worked as scarers in haunted houses and they’re talking about the unique strings of profanity they’ve heard people scream when startled. When a person is scared, they act more on instinct than reason,
spokes-phan: So I there’s a bridge near my house, and a couple of months ago, I was going to jump off it. When I got there, I saw some people sitting down on the bench not too far from the bridge with their backs turned to me. I thought this was weird,
I like how in Adventure Time, Finn and Jake have piles of treasure just sitting in the entrance room of their treehouse. Like, they just pick up a bunch of treasure while adventuring and then just drop it in the least secure room of their house.
I have to go outside to do the laundry but there’s a giant wasp just sitting on the backdoor (its a glass door) so I’m afraid to go out because I don’t want it to get in the house (I also don’t want to get stung). I tried knock
dirtyharry222: Saturday morning and I just saw my girlfriend out to her car and said farewell. I walked back into the house to see Mum sitting in the living room waiting for me. “Come here, big boy,” she says, “It’s my turn now, make me squeal
brandnewswastikas: I’m the type of guy who doesn’t care if you want to sit around the house all day and watch The O.C. in your sweatpants with your hair tied in a knot and all of your makeup smeared because you’ve been crying. I don’t care about
zuzuhiddles: zuzuhiddles: SO I’M SITTING WITH MY CRUSH, DOING MY HOMEWORK AT STARBUCKS WITH HIM (which is a blog I’ve been keeping to explain my experiences for this one class) WHEN HE GETS UP AND SAYS HE’S HEADING TO A FRIENDS HOUSE. I SAY GOODBYE
catnipsoup: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i
rydenporn: one time in kindergarten i got bored in the middle of class so i just left and walked home from school. they had to call the police to find me and they just found me sitting outside my house playing with grass. amazing.
gnarly: When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
biladal-sham: Men chat while sitting in front of their house in the old city of Sanaa, Yemen. Hani Mohammed/AP
osa-p: tehfawx: lifelike81: awkwardflame: sassy-lesbian-vriska: je2u2: lostinnirvana: of course this would happen in Australia…. and you just casually let those sit by your house i laughed really loudly then my face got dead serious as i
askinnyblackman: jesuisterrifiant: chuckle-voodoos: aranyeha: there should be feelings hookers like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100 bucks and
andrewbreitel: for a kid who sits on the computer all day staring at a screen and never leaving the house i sure have high expectations of everyone else
mishaswhore: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i
thingswilllookbetterinthemorning: pussyrican: Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts. Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into
louislloyd:This is Eduardo de Jesus Ferreira. He’s a 10 year old kid who died yesterday, killed by the police who was in confrontation with criminals at a chanty town in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. He was sitting by the door at his house, reading, when
shameless-babe: myofuka: Me too boo This is literally so heart breaking, she’s suffered every child’s worse nightmare. Her family was taken from her, there were no government officials there to help her when she was sitting in an empty house scared,
thebiggestever: You’d just finished a long walk through the clothing optional park near your house and were disappointed that you hadn’t found anyone to have some fun with. That was until you saw her sitting on the hood of your car. She was
jamcake15: thingswilllookbetterinthemorning: pussyrican: Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts. Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted
It’s barely one in the afternoon and my day’s already been eventful. Woke up with massive cramps from my monthly and have been molesting my bottle of midol sitting next to me while giving every person in this house a death glare of doom.
My evenings every night, ladies and gents. Out of the four cats in the house, this guy had to sit on me.
//With 29 drafts sitting there…I think I have some work to do today! *cracks knuckles* But first…I got shit to do outside of the house first. -_-
So far I’ve spent my break sitting on the couch of my parents house downloading gifs of Community and Top Gear. I’m the coolest of the cool.
nonfunctionalqueer: 12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence
otter-monkey: Just sitting in my onesie, watching House and playing minecraft :3 #bliss
chill-itscool:Dog-sitting at a baller ass house🐕
heysean:GPOY–Oh wait, it’s not wednesday, but I’m still sitting in the fucking house–Edition.
din6h: I don’t care if we’re sitting in our friends house. Show me. .
ma-morrison: Having nothing to do makes me feel really useless. So, instead of loitering around the house with all my… It’s better to come to work. At least it gives me something to do. Ah. Well sometimes I just like to sit down and relax.
unfollowfriday: unfollowfriday: when u and ya mom about to leave to house and she get a phonecall and u just standin there like when its 13 minutes into the conversation and she sits down
spragzpc1: Best sit in the house
lovepublic: Back at my moms house for a week and sleeping on the couch.. strangely my brother is always hungry at 3 am and feels the need to sit on the couch to snack… Follow LOVEPUBLIC for more 🔥🔥🔥🔥
leonardhchekov: One morning Pavel sits on the Hufflepuff table to flirt with Leonard and one Hufflepuff chick says he can’t because he’s not on the house, Pavel then gives her the biggest bitch stare and she says ‘sorry, you can stay’ and she
mothbug:woke up and thought someone was trying to break into my house but it’s just this fucking peacock sitting on my AC unit because nothing in New Orleans makes sense. he’s letting me scratch his chin and we’re friends now
fluerx: kruhn: tamburina: My sister in the south of Chile. We are sitting at home next to the fireplace in our southern lake house when it suddenly began to pour uncontrollably. Had to rush into the lake to take this snapshot! - Camila Massu/National
