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catversushuman: “I panicked and woke up in the middle of the night with my chest feeling so heavy. It turns out your cat was sitting on me, watching me sleep.” - A Former House Guest
nonfunctionalqueer: 12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence
hyphen-hifin: alligdesigns: I am house/dog-sitting this week and I tried to get a cute pic of me and the dog having a great time together…clearly thisis going well.Littleshit. Your tags made this even better.
thingswilllookbetterinthemorning: pussyrican: Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts. Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into
pussyboytoy: “Yeah baby, of course I see your parents on the balcony. Nice of them to invite us to their country house to stay. That’s no reason to be shy - come sit your pretty ass on my dick. What, you think people don’t know you’re the girl
maudelynn:A Woman Sitting in Front of the Absinthe House in New Orleans c.1927
catsoverloaded:My neighbour’s cat likes to sit outside my house and glare at me. He then runs away when I try to pet him.
chrgurl: onlymonica: Me, watching a good show on T.V. (Normally I take my heels off before sitting on the sofa, but hey – it’s my house. beautiful….
fresh ass cut to sit in the house...bleh
unfollowfriday: unfollowfriday: when u and ya mom about to leave to house and she get a phonecall and u just standin there like when its 13 minutes into the conversation and she sits down
in-the-quiet-house: shelikestosuckit: Sometimes you just want your man to sit down, relax, stay still, and just nurse on it. He could even be reading a book.
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: My sister in the south of Chile. We are sitting at home next to the fireplace in our southern lake house when it suddenly began to pour uncontrollably. Had to rush into the lake to take this snapshot! - Camila Massu/National
bobbymoynihans: Not only is Houston Texans star Andre Johnson an All-Pro wide receiver, but he also makes a pretty good Santa Claus. “It’s crazy,” Johnson said. “Me and my uncle were sitting in the house one day. And I was like, ‘I want to
barekiss: reverseracism: This is so disheartening. I HAVE THIS MAGAZINE WTF ITS LITERALLY SITTING IN MY HOUSE. MOm nooo
nonfunctionalqueer:12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence
kruhn: tamburina: My sister in the south of Chile. We are sitting at home next to the fireplace in our southern lake house when it suddenly began to pour uncontrollably. Had to rush into the lake to take this snapshot! - Camila Massu/National Geographic
roadruner16: I NEED HER TO BE SITTING IN THAT CHAIR LIKE THAT WHEN I WALK IN THE HOUSE!
mr-ogunjobi:ghdos: “Dear Future Girlfriend” #333: Yes, I will fuck you in your grandmama’s house and then sit across from her at the dinner table to compliment her on the yams like the gentleman that I am. Yessir
fffcuk: dear “don’t vote” side of tumblr do you remember when you convinced most registered voters to sit out the mid term elections a few months ago & caused the republicans to win both the house & the senate because “voting is pointless!”
catnipsoup: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i
kelenc4pener: so much beauty in a strom // a playlist for when youre sitting alone in your house and its raining outside a letter // la dispute the night i drove alone // citizen don’t go // bring me the horizon feat. LIGHTS there, there // the wonder
gnarly: When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
fetishmen-ryan: There is something to be said with a bound maggot on one floor of the house and I get to sit on another floor and enjoy a cigar and the live show. Going to have to add some electro next time to see more squirming.
brothersdoit: I sit outside his house for hours just hoping that I get to see him even a two second glimpse of him, just to see what he is wearing to help me build my dream for today, I don’t think he even knows that I exist never mind love him, But
thechamberofsecrets: this cory in the house video game has been sitting in walmart since 2009 and is still อ.92
The mon-wed power days during the semester suck but I’d rather bust my ass with my own apt and car than sitting in mama dukes’ house talking shit. Also, in two years my money problems won’t be as bad. I know with teaching you’re
cryhaver: remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic
wildernesswitchery: linda-belcher: remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would
m-thegreatandpowerful:Me: OH! I caught a snapping turtle–wouldnt it look so nice in its tank in my house—Um…………. ????? EXCUSE ME???? IT JUST??? SITS??? THERE??? ON THE FLOOR??? NO TANK??? WHAT IS GOING ON. DOES
mr-asphyxiation: Come sit on Daddy’s lap! It’s the comfiest seat in my house ;)
mishaswhore: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i
luminoussea: “My mother boils seawater. It sits all afternoon simmering on the stovetop, almost two gallons in a big soup pot. The windows steam up and the house smells like a storm. In the evening, a crust of salt is all that’s left at the bottom
wednesdayxaddams: Cute girl seeks someone with a huge bathtub. No touching or talking, but you can supply me with Lush products and sit in your house quietly while I take baths. Serious inquiries only.
lezbilicious: She chose to sit on the stool. I took this as a sign and behaved accordingly. I was not wrong. Five hours later she slipped out of the house, leaving me sleeping, and 2 weeks later my insurance claim was approved.
kissyourtears: Sitting in my own house right now.. at my own kitchen table.. wearing my own socks. This is so cool… I own things.
*does my makeup just to sit in the house and wash it off*
rosemarydanielis: Ever watch a mini Ice Age planet form? All you have to do is face bone-chilling cold temperatures while you keep your shivers at bay to hold your camera as still as possible…Not up for that? Then sit in your warm house and watch this!
kinkysista6969:337bigdickfreak:thicwomanlova:honeyymarie:high-plains-drifter13:Agree🐻😩😍TRUECUM SIT ON YOUR THRONE With pleasure!! Best seat in the house!
contexxxt: As the car sped away from the house he turned and looked back up the stairs to the balcony to see her sitting down with her legs spread. “I told you, we didn’t fuck.” she said softly with confidence, “but if you want proof, here
556operateitfagget: freexcitizen: opticoverload: Golden Eagle Talons Do you think those talons are sharp One of these live by my house. He sits on the fence in my backyard.
itsrainingblogs: So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you” My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat
brandnewswastikas: I’m the type of guy who doesn’t care if you want to sit around the house all day and watch The O.C. in your sweatpants with your hair tied in a knot and all of your makeup smeared because you’ve been crying. I don’t care about
oldmanstephanie: These guys sitting next to me have worked as scarers in haunted houses and they’re talking about the unique strings of profanity they’ve heard people scream when startled. When a person is scared, they act more on instinct than reason,
babygotbackandsomechickennuggets: when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you
deandre81: DONT WORRY BOUT CLEANING THA HOUSE BAE ….. ZADDY GOT THIS FOR YOU …. JUS SIT BACK, SIP YOUR CIROC AND ENJOY THE SHOW …. CAUSE ZADDY GOT YOU TONIGHT 😉😉😘 #CLEANING #BAE #TATTED #NOSLEEP #ZADDY #MOOD #FITTED #TIMBS Don’t forget
xyessirx: You’ve waited all day for this haven’t you sweetie? All you do is sit in the house, edge and whimper till Daddy comes home after a long tiring day at work and takes all of his stress and aggression out on your pussy. Mmm you’re such a
fotojournalismus: Boys sit on the edge of the roof of their house in the mountains, in the Jafariya district of the western province of Raymah, Yemen, on May 31, 2016. (Abduljabbar Zeyad/Reuters)
iamjalisaelite: I came home and found my stupid, lazy ex stripper maid sitting around texting while my house was still a mess. When I confronted her, she slips up and calls me a bitch. You can see my twisted smile form across my face and the gears in
strangeparker: i’m at my moms house and she’s going on and on about how wrong it is for girls to date girls and boys to date boys and i’m sitting here likei’m as straight as my eyebrows mother
bigbrotheruchiha: teaforyourginaa: fuckboyizm: thechanelmuse: Tyrese better go off! Ms. Patti felt that in her spirit and I did too. Excellent just lemme sit on his face When at the house with your friends and yall can glo and sing at the same
