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Have that constant feeling of excitement in my stomach. For quite some time now, but more now than ever I just cant seem to get enough of Jamie. He’s what I fall asleep thinking about and the first thing on my mind when I wake up. Everytime I think
justusbradshaw: i-cant-nope: assbutt-in-the-garrison: One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
pemsylvania: everyone at school has taken to calling me lorde because we apparently look alike so anyway i was begging my friend for food and i said “you cant just deny the queen food” and he said “but you’ll never be royal” and i just had
fraise-amnesie: mckjordann: probablylexi: omfg FUCK ALL THAT HE TWEETED AT ME TOO AMD I CANT SLEEP NOW
metal-rider: jennikeatts: focusbtch: syrianlady: This will happen when you leave men alone with babies. facking hell i cant stop laughing I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy So the moral of the story is leave
callmekitto: wordgotaround: tuukka-tantrum: geekparenting: I freaking love Batman Dad! I also love how his family put up with it. I CANT BREATHE i love when she kickS HIM AND HE LOSE IT “But why?” “NO ONE KNOWS.”
radgreymon: sappling: It took me a really long time to realize this is a fish but aw look how cute it is ☺️ It looks like he’s smiling! pretty sure it cant breathe and is dying
thesky-is-notmine: i-cant—-change: mysticanthia: mogatrat: zombieofthesith: This made me giggle like a loser. boss is going by quick wave at the boss Darth Vader is probably squealing inside, but he has to keep his tough exterior. i have been
kalecaruba:dragon boy. he’s definitely a runt, those wings are not functional. lol. possibly a new oc? i dunno. i cant decide on a color scheme for him.
hyryker: “white people cant rap” well explain THIS What a meme he is
sexhaver: peashooter85: Mark Twain with his Colt Model 1903 pistol, 1908. i cant stop thinking about this picture. the stance. the white suit. the way the gun looks like he’s just making a gun symbol with his fingers. the way his eyebrows are more
bwappleart: i LOVE my bf and cant wait to get home on friday so he can smooch me 💖💖💖
I just put my foot in my mouth on my way out at Leon’s. I cant believe I am 29 and having so much anxiety over something I said. This feels like a huge step back for me. Waves of anxiety and self-loathing commence…he is such a better person
nothingbuta-ghost: fuckingsillylife: nothingbuta-ghost: fuckingsillylife: difinitely nothingbuta-ghost xd It’s not meee! hes too perfect xd and whats the matter? you cant be perfect? x3 he smiled just like you, come on! We have NOTHING in common
keeprunningandbefree: setbabiesonfire: illtakeyouoverifyouletme: cant stop watching it went floof I now hear “floof” in my head when he lands.. Every.. Time..
matydn: plimsoll-punk: surprisebitch: oddishtea: I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska the girl has big dick energy she stole all of his dick energy and killed him I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost
t0xxxic: damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn i cant even see his face but i just know he my type !
sub-mom-incest: I cant even check my email without my son pulling off my panties, I guess I did tell him to come to me whenever he wanted me to help him out but taking it in the ass this many times a day is not what I had in mind
fasterfood: rolem0del: fasterfood: a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell
ladyshinga: ladyshinga: Today I described some one with “He has a default bioware hero face that we all rush to correct” and I gotta say it’s one of my more well-crafted insults This was about Elon Musk i cant lie
ladynorbert: jkl-fff: nicolethestrange101: heatherm00ch: I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant THIS IS WHERE THE MEME CAME FROM Seriously, though, the French LOVED Edgar Allan Poe,thanks in particular to Jules Verne. He even wrote a sequel
tinyrats: tinyrats: my jock older brother is such a smash bros nerd like full on gets-into-passionate-melee-discourse geekery and meanwhile i literally cant play video games so every time we sit down together to play smash he will at some point turn to
wakandamama: heroesneedalancer: zero0000: caudlewag: Remember that time Pink Kryptonite randomly turned Superman into a woman and he was just all ‘It’s cool brah’ and continued punching baddies? I cant believe superman has a magical girl
isabread: poppliopup: sinnohqueen: neeteryincorporated: braunerbear: is…..is that the new wood hammer animation? they’re fucking dead and you’re wondering about the new wood hammer animation HE MURDERED HIS OWN CHILD “ cant make an omelette
ndiecity:wakandamama: heroesneedalancer: zero0000: caudlewag: Remember that time Pink Kryptonite randomly turned Superman into a woman and he was just all ‘It’s cool brah’ and continued punching baddies? I cant believe superman has a magical
stephenhawqueen: WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS
terrakion: alt-j: michaxl: gf: babe come over me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest gf: my parents are out ;) me: IS HE OKAY??!!!!? yes hes with his girlfriend now
niconiconomicon: halloweevee: ok but seriously whos homer supposed to be hes the only one where i cant tell who he is zoro from one piece
snowbunnysister4bbc: OMG OMG OMG WHY CANT THIS BE ME?!?!! I love how he shoves his thick black cock in her tight pussy so effortlessly and then spits on her asshole. I want to get dirty like that 😉
wifeneedsmore: foreveryearning: Making your wife cum is so easy…for me. I kind of think this is what the other guy probably thinks when he sees me. “I’m smashing your wife’s chinese pussy and make her cum because you cant”. I know it, she
xxcookievampiressxx: causeallidoisdance: llttlemermaid: lourrybeanies: I CANT BREATH LORD JESUS CHRIST FUCK OMG he just killed someone yall wild wow O_O thts fucked up. what the fuck.
hokuto-ju-no-ken: miidoriilol: grandmasterbooty: mooxy0u: milkanclcookies: this makes me so happy HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG numa numa era classic lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point
letsbefoxxy: amipunkyet: WE TRIED TO TAKE SOME PICS OF GEORGE WITH CHERRY BLOSSOMS FALLING IN THE AIR BUT WHEN THEY FELL HE MADE THIS FACE I cant stop laughing XD~Sabre ^~^
magicinhermadness: goddesscru: clarknokent: nigeah: revyspite: weloveshortvideos: I cant stop laughing LMFAO omfg Fuuuuuuuck What is that sound he made? 😂😂😂
