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grophland: the part of howl’s moving castle where he cries WHAT’s THE POINT OF LIVING IF I CANT BE BEAUTIFUL and generates gallons of ectoplasmic slime from every pore because he accidentally messed up bleaching his hair is INCREDIBLY relatable
bees-with-swords:anexperimentallife: orangecatbuttz: rcktpwr: slimetony: petbud: he’s not ugly he’s handsome distinguished rugged This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant
sinningpaladin: alright people. i cant believe this has to be said. Josh Keaton is real person. He is a grown man with two children and a wife. It is so uncomfortable and inappropriate to ask if he is romantically involved with his coworkers for the
liverpops: people keep asking me what leon looks like when he’s sick and now i cant stop thinking abt it. horrible? sniffly? jk he probably just looks Extra Grumpy™️ and tired. “squall are you sick?” “no.” his answer would be no even if
mariahraemonroe: vangogharthoe: I CANT STOP LAUGHing Wasn’t he against marriage equality when he was governor? I could be wrong….
1squirtle: mz-jem: officialinternet: HE LITERALLY WHIPPED HIS LAPTOP INTO THE DOOR I CANT OMG HE BROKE THE LAMP IN HALF LMAOO
orriculum: imgoingtofighttheocean: GUYS I THINK I JUST MET A FAKE GAMER GUY ON TINDER I CANT BELIEVE THIS “Have or have bot” Is a Freudian slip. He’s not even a boy, he’s a bot.🤖#Fakeonalllevels
tarynel: sassking-trevor: gif87a-com: That awkward moment when Hugh Jackman remembers he taught you at school [x] I cant take this seriously cause it means at one point he used to be called Coach Jackman which sounds like a character in a gay porno
frothyfrothy-loins: zakdamien: dragulationcomplete: yourytsejam: I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses He did?! No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?
partybarackisinthehousetonight: please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful
casscruff: thessagray: i was about to lose my v-card the other night when the guy asked “are you ready” and i answered ”aye aye captain!!!”. needless to say, i’m still a virgin #if he didnt respond with ‘i cant hear you’ then he is
foxnewsofficial: cumomelet: a riddle: a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my
gloomyburr: matchbook-stories: vampirebatman: alexds1: why is this so hilarious It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking. always reblog confused snake I CANT SYOP LAUGHTINH HAHAHXKJBSA
barackinaroundthechristmastree: please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful
foxnewsofficial:cumomelet: a riddle: a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!”
fingerbajablast: furryscumbags: This guy commissioned someone to draw a pic of his fursona starting WW1. In the description, he also says he started the holocaust. i cant believe furries did the holocaust.
xampher: oh my god the author of the nge manga wrote here that he sort of developed a crush on kaworu while he was drawing him i cant believe this kaworu nagisa is too powerful and must be stopped
ohmisterstrider: thelongestthingwehave: shimmyshimmycocoapuffs: stunningpicture: This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…ಠ_ಠ HLPE I CANT BRETAHE OHMYGOD imagine what he must be thinking that
kittybratt: draggedthruthe-yard: WAT THE FUCK. WAT THE FUCKING FUCK I HOPE HE DIES. I DIDNT KNOW THE EXTENT OF WAT HE DID WAT THE FUCK. cant ever forget.
breadmeatt: coldchlorine: HE HAS LITTLE SHOES AND HES SAVUNG THE BEES I CANT BREATHE HES SAVUNF THE BEES HES DOING A GREAT A JOB I HOPE HE KNOES HES DOUNG A GREAT JOB TELL HIM !!!!!
terrakion: alt-j: michaxl: gf: babe come over me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest gf: my parents are out ;) me: IS HE OKAY??!!!!? yes hes with his girlfriend now Yes he has a parachute
theyellowbrickroad: when i was 14 i sent a really mean message to this guy because i thought he was cheating on my best friend and it was like “i cant believe you would do that to her you piece of shit you dont deserve her” but it turned out he didnt
capital-emm: I cant find words to describe the look on his face, but it just makes me feel so happy. He looks like someone who’s really glad to be there and glad to see that others are glad that he’s there. It’s like someone who just came back
king-0f-th3-wast3lands: capital-emm: I cant find words to describe the look on his face, but it just makes me feel so happy. He looks like someone who’s really glad to be there and glad to see that others are glad that he’s there. It’s like someone
coldchlorine: HE HAS LITTLE SHOES AND HES SAVUNG THE BEES I CANT BREATHE HES SAVUNF THE BEES HES DOING A GREAT A JOB I HOPE HE KNOES HES DOUNG A GREAT JOB TELL HIM
vita–brevis: fucksocietys-idea-of-beauty: Soo a friend of mine just showed me this video. Still cant believe that he wont come back… Rest In Peace Mitch Lucker. he really was a great guy Heart of gold these men have
littlefuzzysheep: problemsolver-revolver: I would either be able to do it or fall over. There is no in between with me. Hahaha he’s flawless at it. Damn. Haahaa me too! What cant he do though that isnt spot on?! Right?! That’s what I keep
iluv2getbreeded: 💸💸💸The money shot!!! 💸💸💸The top from the threesome bitched me out and breeded my pussy deep! You can never say I cant take pipe LOL when he pulled out you can see he had me bleeding a little bit! That dick is dangerous….but
boylarva: randomlovesawkward: HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE I CANT HANDLE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION THE DOG IS WOUWUOWUOUWOUW AND IM CRYING MY TEARS IM DROWNING
konoha-whirlwind: i cant stop thinking about orochimaru’s snake t shirt he wore all the time when he was sick look at it
buttsandbeard: buttsandbeard: Mmm, when he buries his face in my ass @nicoalbax<3 @kalloveryoface And lucky he is to be able to do so. Thank you once again kalloveryoface for yet another stupendously sexy submission. Cant get enough of these.
anexperimentallife: orangecatbuttz: rcktpwr: slimetony: petbud: he’s not ugly he’s handsome distinguished rugged This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance
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suswang: sky-towers: bbluntsnbongs: odd-goblin: s0exquisit3: …no he didnt.. This is why he should be president. BARACK YOU PERFECT PERSON OMFG HES LITERALLY PERFECT I CANT WOW
5paghetti: tom-j3rry: unl0ck-d: real-beauty-is-inside: foreveravailble: w4ri-o: This is adorable. I want. same Why cant I? they are so on different pages lol …. they’re reading different books ^ He looks as though he fell asleep
troylermeetsworld: troyesbeanie: troyestakingover: this idiot i can’t anymore but like he looks so good he should wear scarves and matching fingerless gloves all the time connor is so frickin hot i cant
twyourskinyourtouchthekiss: He’s either trying very very hard not to laugh, or trying very very hard not to sneeze… cant quite figure it out… either way, he looks cute LOOL!
orangecatbuttz: rcktpwr: slimetony: petbud: he’s not ugly he’s handsome distinguished rugged This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when
heyiwantyoutostay: My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it.. i honestly cant breathe “Satans sacrificial waterfall"
cummbunny: this pretty much sums us up
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blackslutslave: the-modern-female: “cum is like liquid approval :) Men cant fake that, its always honest and sincere. you know, like when a Man says “that dress looks good on you”, it could be fake. he could just be polite. but if he cums in my
medusas-trophy-wife:sex ed in the south is so concerning lmfao. my bible teacher taught it and he told us women cant actually orgasm. his evidence was that he’d been with his wife for 30 years and I quote “if the female orgasm was real i would have
gayestmuslim: nutellaprince: zachsgay: THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE AT THe end of the episode he said he thinks hes gay so its not even sexual WHAT IS THIS FROM??????????????????? WHERE THE FUCKFRTING OSI THIS FROM I CANT BREATEH
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