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snatch-comix: imparalyzedbyitt: do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has
Jamie Woon : 4Play (by jamiewoon) He is not only unbelievably talented… sexy …spiritual… and inspirational. He is music…and I cant seem to get tired of him yet. I love people who See music… they cant help but be alluring
breakmelikeimyourgirl: he paid for my boobs. he paid for my hair extensions. he paid for my wardrobe. if this is how he wants me all day while he goes to work then i just cant wait to say thankyou with my eyes as he skull fucks me when he gets home x
mercaptans: it’s strange. when you were around, i hated your guts. but your absence had me missing you.
cant-help-cheating: When your wife discovered what the neighbor’s son was packing, she knew she had to have it all - but she’s still got a ways to go. Good thing he’s willing to let her practice.
nicole-cant-wait: trikki1996: nicole-cant-wait: God I am so desperate to pee right now, my roommate is in the shower and he always takes forever.. I might have a genuine accident if he doesn’t get out soon 😍 Update he’s still in there and
paper-mario-wiki: i love this video because likepeople who defend this guy say “well he can’t give ALL his money/time away! just because he’s rich doesn’t mean he suddenly has the power to fix things, he’s busy!” cant defend this at all
atopfourthwall: ravenalegria13: vigaishere: fifiandbogart: bernardbernieburns: What was it he did? I cant miss an opportunity to drag Ross So! First! He made out with Rachel while he was still dating Julie THEN, he couldn’t decide which one he wanted
cant-help-cheating: Your wife wasn’t surprised when your friend followed her into the bathroom at the beach. And when he took off his trunks, she was glad she’d convinced you to go fishing for the rest of the afternoon.
cant-help-cheating: One of your friends from out of town is staying at your house. Your wife was waiting when he got out of the shower.
cant-help-cheating: When your wife goes on business trips with her boss, he works her 24 hours a day. She comes home totally exhausted.
locked2012: If done properly, the Domme can keep her sub soooo close to the edge he actually keeps trying to cum.. but cant… sweat beads, breathing becomes ragged but still cant get enough to get off.. and he knows that she wont let him.. but he tries
everything Kurt Cobain and NIRVANA
there is a man singing and dancing at my bus stop.
cant-help-cheating: Your wife had to work late again. ”Yeah, my boss has some really hard projects for me - he really wants me to stretch myself.”
datcatwhatcameback: mactheturtle: papatulus: i cant be arsed to watch a 14 min video someone tell me what he’s whining abt now he owns 14 different recording rooms and he forgot which one he was in I listened to most of it. It runs too long. There’s
snatch-comix:imparalyzedbyitt: do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS
a man wanted an iphone 7 so bad that he actually changed their name to…iphone 7. his whole thinking was the iphone 7 cost 迀 while a name change cost Ū. he said he might change his name back when he has kids. cant make this stuff up people
Question for Bron Hive…. Why whenever he wins yall say “He makes everyone better” but when he loses yall say “He doesnt have any help” … How does that work ? Which one is it ? Because it cant be both.
cant-help-cheating: Your friend Tom had tried and failed for years to learn to swim. Your wife taught him how in one afternoon. ”He just needed the right incentive,” she said. Neither one of them would tell you what the incentive was.
troublesome-woman: Aldnoah.Zero
annohideaki: xampher: oh my god the author of the nge manga wrote here that he sort of developed a crush on kaworu while he was drawing him i cant believe this kaworu nagisa is too powerful and must be stopped FIRE HIM IMMEDIATLEY I CANT BELIEVE WE
askhunterarthur: He does get injured from time to time, but not that bad. This prick’s lucky I’m always there to back him up. He was jumpy in the first few hunts, but he’s starting to get used to it. What I cant stand is that he always acts like
#he’s just like ”welp cant argue with that”
he-wants-the-doitsu: i cant handle you people
Cant sleep… ive been staying up hoping he would call and answer my text till 1-3 in the morning, still no answer, its okay its fine. I deleted his number and all 37284672 text messages. I’m going to try and sleep night tumblr
Liam is so flippin adorable, I mean, ugh I cant! He has to stop being so damn cute you know! The way we writes ("wer" for example) the way he takes over Danielle's twitter and thinks he is a badass, the way he always says thanks to us, his funny pictures,
ham–hocks: fifiandbogart: bernardbernieburns: What was it he did? I cant miss an opportunity to drag Ross So! First! He made out with Rachel while he was still dating Julie THEN, he couldn’t decide which one he wanted to date more, so he kept dating
revolting-phantom97: athenathebamf: fifiandbogart: bernardbernieburns: What was it he did? I cant miss an opportunity to drag Ross So! First! He made out with Rachel while he was still dating Julie THEN, he couldn’t decide which one he wanted to
little-wulff:nesanica007:i cant take it anymore god made a baby lynx without any regards for proportions and i cant stop thinking about that. look at thishe feet too big for he goddamn he
lesbianshepard:lesbianshepard:latin professor tried to explain the difference between ille/illa/illud and iste/ista/istud by saying “If you say ‘illum’ you mean ‘that man’, but if you say ‘istum’ you mean that motherfucker’ before
i-cant-fake-it-anymore: sadnesstoitsfinest: i-cant-fake-it-anymore: He’s in love with me, and I just wanna be friends. I’m in love with him, and he just wanna be friends Aww..
cant-help-cheating:Your wife, pulling her tits out for your friend while she’s riding his cock. He gets to see this several times a week. You never do.
cant-you-see-imbroken: just-a-disordered-psychotic: stayyoung-forever: im-chuck-bass-xoxo: “To Santa Claus and Little Sisters” is the title of this poem. It was written in the 1960s by an Anonymous 15 year old boy, 2 years before he committed
cant-help-cheating: You were kind of nervous about a rapper moving in next door, but your wife said she’d welcomed him to the neighborhood and he was really great.
He’s holding her hand. I cant.
cant-help-cheating: Your friend Mike is helping your wife get the snacks ready for the party today. He’s such a great guy.
cant-help-cheating: You had to work over the weekend, but one of your friends said he’d take your wife out and show her a good time.
cant-help-cheating: Your wife was pleasantly surprised to discover that your friend’s cock was as big as he’d said.
cant-help-cheating: Your girlfriend ran into her ex at the gym today. She said he helped her stretch.
i watch this movie and cant help but think, if i had a guy, like him, omg. i cannot even.and i also cant help but think, how shes a bitch to him, idk, like, he treats he like a goddess and she treats him like shit.
cant believe he cheated…
