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Cant a guy drop a load in his wifes ass when he 1st gets home w/o bein bombarded w the bs of her day
cant-help-cheating: After seeing the bulge in your friend’s swimsuit, your wife started sending him pictures, trying to convince him to try a big girl. He didn’t take much convincing. So beautiful !!!
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cant-help-cheating: You invited your white friend to come hang out by your pool. Once your wife noticed the bulge in his trunks, she invited him to come back whenever he wanted.
cant-help-cheating: As soon as she gets to work, your wife puts on her collar and gets ready to serve her boss however he wants.
cant-help-cheating: Your wife said her boss was really hard on her today, but she things she’ll be able to do when he needs soon - it’s just a matter of stretching herself. You’re so proud of her.
cant-help-cheating: Your wife’s boss doesn’t think she’ll ever be able to swallow all of his cock, but he loves that she keeps trying.
cant-help-cheating: You were out of town on business, so your wife gave your buddy a surprise when he got home from work.
ifuckinghatetomhiddleston: REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT Okay I’m going to be really honest here, I was not a fan of Tom until this very moment. And maybe it’s because I’m all hormonal and
cant-help-cheating: Your hung friend told your wife he’d only fuck her if she took a facial from him first. She was so desperate for it, she didn’t care that she got it in her eye.
cant-help-cheating:Your wife, trying to prove to your friend that her tits are real. The truth is, he doesn’t care - he just wants to see and feel them.
he wanted 2 keep it a secret until it got SRS but ya cant hide from the SCOURGE SISTERS
he. he. i . i .i. cant. *sobs*
the greatest plot twist in history of manga
cant-help-cheating: Your wife was starting to regret betting your friend she could take him all the way up her ass. He’s sure she’ll come around though - if she wasn’t a slut, she’d have backed out as soon as he pulled it out.
cant-help-cheating: Your neighbor’s son knows now that if he wants to get off, all he has to do is go to your house and your wife will take care of him. He’s debating whether or not to tell his friends about her.
cant-help-cheating:You should be home from work soon. Your friend has your wife watching for you so he can finish early if he needs to.
cant-think-of-anything-creative: spiritual-euphoria: WHEN WILL YOU ALL LEARN THAT HARRY DIDN’T STEAL NEVILLE’S LOLLIPOP, IT GOT STUCK TO HIS INVISIBILITY CLOAK AS HE WALKED PAST. IF HE STOLE IT A) WE WOULD SEE HIS HAND STICKING OUT TO GRAB IT
cant-you-see-imbroken: wompwompmo: i like the way he says “thing” idk why. it’s cos he’s sexy.
momsister1234: how u cant be a motherfucker if u have a hot hom like this
1143goodz: she's crying because she's guilty about cheating on her bf but he cant fuck her like me an she knows she's going to do it again and again and again
briannathestrange: For two Kung Fu Panda animated movies, portly Po has believed all his bear kin were in panda heaven. That he was the lone survivor.But Kung Fu Panda 3 proves Po wrong. The new film (opening Jan. 29, 2016) is Panda-palooza.“There
So the leaks are cool and allBut why the fuck can steven bring people back from the dead…thats a shit power to give a protagonist.it kills tension.well at least he cant heal shattering….YET
perfectlyburningmaker: he cant imagine that rich Ass will be between my hands
funcupple54: He cant keep his hands off of me!
cgihorse: cgihorse: he cant find them did everyone see this dumb baby
thereallittlecaprice: https://www.littlecaprice-dreams.com/project/he-cant-resist-her/
rikkisixx: I NEVER NOTICED THAT HE CANT WINK I AM DYING LMAO
sirsplayground: source: http://sexyadultgifs.us/i-feel-bad-for-this-poor-dude-he-cant-even-see-dillion-harpers-awesome-tits-bouncing/
scrotumcoat: he cant be doing very well at either. both take full focus.
- send in group-chat a picture of Nepeta with Mettaton’s legs-Friend: “Why Nepeta? Come on! Even Sollux or Eridrian would be sexier.”Me: “You kinda asked for it”-Side note, That would also explain how he manages the bees.SEXY QUEEN BEE LEGS
blackfairypresident: otter: EEEEEEEEAAAHspeaker: he cant do much besides go around in circlesotter: EEEEH
dominospizzadelivery: Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light
pornisgamehhen: When he cant take much more…
epicawkwardness: i love how he cant stop kissing her
twinksandboobs: 100 kink meme 13: One catches the other Masturbating KK doesnt know what to do but he cant stop watching
strapon-couple: Fucking him handcuffed….i can fuck him as hard as i want…he cant escape….i love it!
snwg-hustla: IF HE CANT LEARN TO LOVE YOU , YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM -2PAC-
bridle-less: thehightechpony: dominospizzadelivery: Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light Omg and i thought i was having a bad day
florels: pearls: one for me please he cant be real??????
spookingtrickster: equius starts crying because he cant break the nokia cellphone
findingschmomo: I JUST FUCKING REALIZED HARUKA IS BAITING MAKOTO’S FISHING ROD CAUSE THE DORK IS TOO FRICKEN SQUEAMISH TO DO IT HIMSELF LOOK HE CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT HES GOT HIS EYES SQUEEZED SHUT MAKOTO YOU’RE A FUCKING KILLER WHALE GOD DAMN IT
cant believe i care about jesse pinkman so much he’s not even a real person and i literally wonder how he’s doing like twice a day
cant-stay-dry: 2 diapers and 4 stuffers total. Wasn’t planning on doubling up but daddy woke me up to check my night time diaper when he got home. I was soooo wet . Ooops, but then he told me to close my eyes and he put another layer on, thank gosh
Okay so like.. I cant draw but your Savio is amazing so just. Here..(lapidottrash237)a BABY?!?? my snake baby??!!? can i marry this?
otter: EEEEEEEEAAAHspeaker: he cant do much besides go around in circlesotter: EEEEH it me
sextathlon: justwannabenaughty: sextathlon: If she has time and concentration to take pictures like that, he cant be doing a very good job!! I’m bored of these comments, pressing a button doesn’t take much concentration love. I like to sit and
FINISHED THE SPEECHnow i cant wait to do a boring presentation tomorrow
erinye: i cant believe Emerald and Mercury are gonna fight fashion queen and giant gentle pistachio. I HOPE WELL GET TO SEE THEIR SEMBLANCES
i cant believe dad schnee has a shitty fucking bristle-end-of-the-broomstick mustache
i like how blake p much introduces sun as: well, he kind of just followed me here :/
chalengingdoors: blizooka: paranolives: oppositecorner: It’s an unwritten rule of Tumblr that if this appears on your dash, you have to reblog it. Well, bollocks. adequate cant not reblog o.0
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet he cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
anteikucafe: remember kaneki because he cant even remember himself
Flaming hot take but if Erwin had received the serum instead of Armin he would have become an Yeagerist