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berryhudson: why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
saythankyoumaster: How I’ll be waking you. From the back. When you’re half asleep.
southhallspsu: rajivoi: Good morning sunshines 🌞 Not easy for a guy to look so hot when he’s still half asleep
blackcockdreamz: She knows to give me that pussy first thing in the morning before work, destroy her pussy with my BBC while she’s half asleep, it wouldn’t matter if she didn’t want to„,I just take it anyway.
shenori: I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep.
kittty-cat-tails: When master is half asleep and goes to pat you instinctively 😻😻 @princessmissy56
stability: australiansanta: one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened the freezer
nelyo3: dwarfsmut: stunningpicture: Woke up, half asleep, opened the door to the bathroom and my heart dropped down to my balls. Well played, roommate oh god omg
ladyxgaga: @ladygaga: Still half asleep, but up and ready to work it.@ladygaga: Meetings all day, every day. ♥
whatthebec: I’m half asleep and thought that was the fucking crazy frog in the bottom right of this gif
beyoncescock: this also happened in my family and my dad is either half asleep or watching tv pretending to be interested
kamapon: Last night, when I went to bed, my hubby, half asleep told me that he had won a kitten in a vending machine “It’s inside a can” he told me, ” the kitten comes inside a can”…and this came to mindXDD
50shadezofcarter: Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
nakedly: kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever
catalinabiebs: but-my-w0rld-is-half-asleep: pureoceankids: coastalcafe: the-natural-kid: OH MYYY GOODDD AWWWWWWWWWWWW OMGGG omg where can i get one omgggggggggg omgggggggggg!!
tyrannia: you know when someone texts you and wakes you up and you don’t remember texting them back because you were still like half asleep? but you actually did text them back and the text doesn’t make sense
clovasaur: Half asleep, opened the bathroom door i would actually shit myself lmfao
whattheyeah: rorycas: euphemology: gingercoe: Cas has such a sweetness to him. OKAY. I did NOT know this was a gif and THEN HE FUCKING SMILED AND I’M LIKE HALF ASLEEP/DRUNK RIGHT NOW AND I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCIFERING I didn’t know it was a
dogthing2: barely-half-asleep: Brad Pitt in 1994 I lose my shit every time I see this photoset. this is not ok
atypicalblonde: one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing”
constellationdust: I’m honestly half asleep right now I am a zombie 💕
jaclcfrost: PEOPLE ARE SO CUTE WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP like it doesn’t matter if they’re cranky or disoriented or still half-asleep and their hair is a mess fuck it doesn’t even matter if they drooled in their sleep or have ink smudged on their
Morning sex is great but what about brunch sex, lunch sex, bored mid day sex, dinner sex, late nite movie sex, and half asleep sex.. Yup whoever marries me better get ready.
barely-half-asleep: misswallflower: by Mister Finch “Scraps of thread, fabric and paper are stitched and pulled into fairytale creatures looking for new owners and worlds to inhabit. They hide in the woods, behind masks, some have died along the
bumfinger: “I may be half asleep but I still want to be fucked!”
thehighpriestofreverseracism: whatthebec: I’m half asleep and thought that was the fucking crazy frog in the bottom right of this gif I mean it would explain why she is backing away whilst holding up the peace sign
cubrocker86: kabutocub: imhereforthemen: I just rolled out of bed and I’m still half asleep, but someone else has been wide awake the whole time ;) (isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows) UNF… *nibble* Mmmfuck cubby
reblog if u are gay and always half-asleep
brokenbravery: i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done
mrcraabs: i woke up in the middle of the night because i thought of a text post so i drafted it half asleep and all it says is ‘scooby doo 25 to life’ I DONT UNDERSTAND MYSELF
I was throwing daggers at my own chest, my own self because I let the outside influence dictate my self love and acceptance I never ate pearls but inside I carved threats into my skin The media is treacherous and eats away at the flesh God ouch it hurts
shenori:I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep.
kryptoniccity: annoyeed: I want that slow sex. Where we’re in bed and I’m half asleep and you kiss my neck and back and you slide off my clothes slowly, waking me up with your lips on mine……. Yes please…
When Mr. Crude brought the morning coffee to Riley, she was still half-asleep. “You ready to wake-up and drink your coffee, Riley?” he asked. She opened her eyes, puckered her lips and said, “Drink cum, yeah!”He laughed and said, “You’re
annoyeed: I want that slow sex. Where we’re in bed and I’m half asleep and you kiss my neck and back and you slide off my clothes slowly, waking me up with your lips on mine…….
i-love-agnes: crwntooheavy: lolifaun: this is the purest video I’ve ever laid my sinning eyes on He was half asleep oh god 😍😍😍 ΤΑ ΘΕΛΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ
qatu: i woke up in the middle of the night because i thought of a text post so i drafted it half asleep and all it says is ‘scooby doo 25 to life’ I DONT UNDERSTAND MYSELF
mother-gaga: Still half asleep! But up and ready to WORK IT #monsterstyle
barely-half-asleep: Brad Pitt in 1994 I lose my shit every time I see this photoset.
ttoshio: Still half asleep tbh
spaceycadets: a concept: we are driving down the freeeway. it is raining outside and the windshield wipers are on. i am half asleep in the passenger seat watching you, a huge blanket pulled over my shoulders. soft music plays on the radio. i close my
soshesawildflowerxo: My God, I can’t wait to be sitting next to my wife and see my children stumbling down the stairs, half asleep in their Christmas pajamas. Watching their eyes light up when they see what Santa brought them and experiencing the magic
katiiie-lynn:dateadork:date a dork who pulls you closer in the middle of the night and kisses you while half asleep@mossyoakmaster
thingssthatmakemewet:dateadork:date a dork who pulls you closer in the middle of the night and kisses you while half asleep@mossyoakmaster 🥰😘💖 One of my favorite sleepy things, super calming 🥰🥰😘😘😘
thingssthatmakemewet:dateadork:date a dork who pulls you closer in the middle of the night and kisses you while half asleep@mossyoakmaster does this all the time 🥰😍🥺 Well yea, your cute ass escaped my cuddles while alseep, being that cute dorky
another-superstition-deactivate:Morning spooning when you’re both still half asleep, gently reaching for each other, with light little kisses and intertwined fingers.
another-superstition-deactivate:Morning spooning when you’re both still half asleep, gently reaching for each other, with light little kisses and intertwined fingers. Some of the best moments ever!
constellatedlove:subtle intimacy is so soft!! knowing someone’s routine and slowly becoming a part of it. memorising favourite teas and soups and drink orders. good morning and good night texts and messy paragraphs of love written half asleep. nicknames
sosocheeky: Half asleep?!
deloveusion:slide into me when i’m half asleep and fuck me awake
sarahxwritesstuff: I love it when my dad silently slides into the shower behind me when I’m half asleep.
