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berryhudson: why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
mynightwing: When I caught my son with my thong, I freaked out, and snapped at him. After it all set in, I felt sorry, and it IS a pretty hot thong, but I also felt flattered. When I came in to apologize, he was half asleep with his fully hard cock in
alphacumdumpbreeder: half asleep but ready for Daddy
mrcraabs: i woke up in the middle of the night because i thought of a text post so i drafted it half asleep and all it says is ‘scooby doo 25 to life’ I DONT UNDERSTAND MYSELF
atypicalblonde: one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing”
jaclcfrost: PEOPLE ARE SO CUTE WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP like it doesn’t matter if they’re cranky or disoriented or still half-asleep and their hair is a mess fuck it doesn’t even matter if they drooled in their sleep or have ink smudged on their
shenori:I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep.
Me: *wakes up in the middle of the night and finds bloody spot on the bed* Me: *checks undies and sees the blood stain* Me: *tears up* daddy.. Daddy: yes baby, daddy’s here *rolls over, half asleep* Me: *sniffling* princess made a mess Daddy: *wakes
shenori: I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep.
archipelagoofliterarynonsense: rorycas: euphemology: gingercoe: Cas has such a sweetness to him. OKAY. I did NOT know this was a gif and THEN HE FUCKING SMILED AND I’M LIKE HALF ASLEEP/DRUNK RIGHT NOW AND I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCIFERING I didn’t
nelyo3: dwarfsmut: stunningpicture: Woke up, half asleep, opened the door to the bathroom and my heart dropped down to my balls. Well played, roommate oh god omg
beyoncescock:this also happened in my family and my dad is either half asleep or watching tv pretending to be interested
saythankyoumaster: How I’ll be waking you. From the back. When you’re half asleep.
babyprincessfairy-deactivated20:anyone want half asleep booty pics? 🥰😇
berryhudson: why the hell are toilets so loud? like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
punkfaery: punkfaery: a few years back i had a habit of noting down any random words or phrases that came to me when i was dreaming or half-asleep and when i was clearing out my files today i found the document where i wrote them all up it’s. um. ….an
alphacrone:the dumbest fucking thought I had while half-asleep this morning:villain: I shall now use this machine to pinpoint the location of every person you love so you can WATCH AS I FREEZE THEM WITH MY EVIL MEGA ICE RAYhero: wait no-machine: dings
foreveralonekkk: atypicalblonde: one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep
iswearimnotnaked: i was giving my overly tired half asleep boyfriend a full body massage and i noticed his…yanno…getting…yanno…and i was like “oooo what’s this?” and he goes “he’s your forever pet sweetheart”
whatthebec: I’m half asleep and thought that was the fucking crazy frog in the bottom right of this gif
hwat:Woke up at 3 am delirious and extremely thirsty but my water glass was empty so I was like “I know exactly how to fix this” So I googled “big water” and in my half asleep state I was certain that would allow me to manifest a large glass of
galaxywhale:I’m so tired I can’t even tell if this is funny but my half asleep brain found the idea of it hilarious
haddock-hamada-frost: tadashi-sensei: hidashihavenforyou: frick-sticks-and-gay-chicks: Half-asleep Hidashi sex A scene from an RP I’m in right now, where they sleep together and when Hiro wakes up, they have sex while Tadashi is still basically
badhoruss: badhoruss: i was trying to think of genderbends of my ocs but theyre agender and i was trying to decide the opposite of agender and im half asleep and im like ‘very gender, much gender’ and now m fcrying # ”I AM ALL GENDERS” # ”I
kelpls: REBLGBSLE FOR ANON Oh i added a bit more bc i was half asleep last night UM I DON”T THINK I’m the best at drawing ahds at all so yeah listen only if u think it helps !! UMM FOR HANDS I FOUND THIS ARTIST VERY USEFUL!
mskneesocks: i’m half asleep
thekidtheylove: shenori: I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep. Facts
rnassachusetts: mebeingastar: Why the hell are toliets so loud?!! Like I’m half asleep and then I flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am why does your toilet sound like a mariachi band i need one of
brokenbravery: i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done
tescosfinest: when you’re half asleep and trying to do homework
do-you-have-a-flag: packets-of-tea: I wrote down this idea when I was half asleep so I have this paper that just says “sand guardian but it’s mulder” based off [x] AMAZING
always-arousedxxx: Nothing’s sexier than having you climb on top of me as your half asleep…
“Shon,” I whimpered, still half asleep, so I wasn’t too strong. I watched his sexy mouth as he made love to my pussy, eating it so well that my breathing became labored. His sucks and licks were passionate, yet aggressive and deep. I gripped the
stability: australiansanta: one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened the freezer
raylenelailee: Half asleep, opened the bathroom door And realized how bad the photoshop was It’s not photoshopped… Look closely.
pissybuttstockings: here’s some half asleep mirror titty
nakedly: kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever
saythankyoumaster: Kitty is half asleep but can’t deny my morning wood.
theprincess33: romancelovelust: CONSUMED BY LOVE In my dream, you found me sleeping. You looked me up and down like a starving man, surprised to find a glorious feast, laid out just for him. I dreamt you began nibbling while I giggled, half asleep,
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