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home-kink: “L’origine du monde” =}Impromptu half asleep tribute to Gustave Courbet’s painting in the morning :D
lockedbygf: lbmgf:Groggy and still half asleep the message on the mirror was quite a wake-up call… “Send me a photo under lock with these panties… XO Goddess” I love this kind of surprise.
sasukesbooty: I was more than half asleep doodling this…
reblog if u are gay and always half-asleep
coldwarriors: I wrote down this idea when I was half asleep so I have this paper that just says “sand guardian but it’s mulder” based off [x]
kamapon: Last night, when I went to bed, my hubby, half asleep told me that he had won a kitten in a vending machine “It’s inside a can” he told me, ” the kitten comes inside a can”…and this came to mindXDD
damn son lmao. please prepare yourself for some long-ass paragraphs. i’m not kidding. i’d like to think they’d stay in midorijima? i mean, there’d probably be no reason for them to need to go to germany because in noiz’s
berryhudson: why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
paulsbunion: guy-bull: Breakfast feet…my foot host is still half asleep! Good…he tastes better that way!
blackcockdreamz: She knows to give me that pussy first thing in the morning before work, destroy her pussy with my BBC while she’s half asleep, it wouldn’t matter if she didn’t want to„,I just take it anyway.
skater-girls-and-cooking: shenori:I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep. It’s almost like I am drunk Me
australiansanta: one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened the freezer and there
bi-bibirdie: kind of drunk and half asleep. i’ll probably end up deleting this tomorrow. so sexy …
ladyxgaga: @ladygaga: Still half asleep, but up and ready to work it. @ladygaga: Meetings all day, every day. ♥
alfronaut: i love earthbound so much„hh i drew this while half asleep so excuse„
thedustincarpenter: ectoskeletal: dogthing2: barely-half-asleep: Brad Pitt in 1994 I lose my shit every time I see this photoset. this is not ok In his prime! I honestly am feeling so attacked right now
whatthebec: I’m half asleep and thought that was the fucking crazy frog in the bottom right of this gif
sigrunesigrune: He was 13 years old when he first enjoyed the thought of being raped. It was a sultry night, and he dreamt that a skinhead scaled the roof to his bedroom, and entered the open window, to push his half asleep face down into the pillow,
boku-no-kiku: half asleep cezy comments on tsuritama characters
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: australiansanta: one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened
atypicalblonde: one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing”
tomatolovers: tomatolovers: tomatolovers: so my mom gave me all these ballons my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on i woke up with all the balloons on top of me and a note saying ‘next time i will pee
alwayssayyestodaddy: It all started when she said, “But Daddy! I’m half asleep already…“
ziboff-official: Woke up, half asleep, opened the door to the bathroom and my heart dropped down to my balls. Well played, roommate.
Work today. Wish I had actually been able to sleep instead of just grabbing a couple of hours of that half asleep laying there with your eyes closed crap that occasionally happens. Ah, well. Such is life, and that’s why they make Monsters.
:He’s not sorry, panting against your ear and whining as his hips rock against yours, you’re still half asleep. Still barely registering the sound of his voice filling your ears and his cock stretching your cunt.He’s not sorry, but he says he is.“
shenori:I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep.
colstal: shenori:I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep. not even a lie
It’s 230 ish in the morning and I’m half asleep and this just about stopped my heart oh my god
When you're half asleep and someone texts you asking for a picture for their caller ID
mymindpalaceisatardis: Half asleep, opened the bathroom door I freaked
Morning sex is great but what about brunch sex, lunch sex, bored mid day sex, dinner sex, late nite movie sex, and half asleep sex.. Yup whoever marries me better get ready.
yokto: I’m half asleep
the1theycallmaster: usemythroat: He loves to wake me up when his friends come over. Who cares if she’s half asleep, she took to many pills, but this is my slut so we can use this whore all night
kittyshadowkr: le-roi-de-coeurs: … Texting. “I’m exthemely exsaughted” That one I’ll never let myself live down. -____-; i always end up doing something stupid while half asleep.Especially if im in person talking to someone… -.- ill
shubbabang: When I have ideas for comics like in the middle of the night when im half asleep i write them down because I think they’re amazing ideas at the time but when I wake up and read it
daddyslittlebabygirl: Someone liked a post that I reblogged. Something about everytime I see it I want it. And I looked at the photo and thought well yes I do want that. But when did I write that? Did I write that? Was I half asleep? Was I drunk when
stunningpicture: Woke up, half asleep, opened the door to the bathroom and my heart dropped down to my balls. Well played, roommate
artlebee: I’m like half asleep but I just wanted to doodle more sootballs!!!!
trip-falldown: I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED PLAY WHILE I WAS HALF ASLEEP LEMME TELL YOU I AM NOT SLEEPING NOW OMG
yummytomatoes:i rolled out of bed and half asleep drew nepeta eating giant toast good morning all
spaceycadets: a concept: we are driving down the freeeway. it is raining outside and the windshield wipers are on. i am half asleep in the passenger seat watching you, a huge blanket pulled over my shoulders. soft music plays on the radio. i close my
packets-of-tea: I wrote down this idea when I was half asleep so I have this paper that just says “sand guardian but it’s mulder” based off [x]
coldwarriors:I wrote down this idea when I was half asleep so I have this paper that just says “sand guardian but it’s mulder”based off [x]
skin-hunks-holes: Half asleep!
charmancler: [rolls off bed half asleep] parkour