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saythankyoumaster: How I’ll be waking you. From the back. When you’re half asleep.
brothersisterfathermother:Our parents were gone for the weekend, letting me fulfill another fantasy of mine - waking up with my naked brother next to me and staying half asleep as he slides into me and begins to fuck, bareback.
coldwarriors:I wrote down this idea when I was half asleep so I have this paper that just says “sand guardian but it’s mulder”based off
30minchallenge: Looks like you guys preferred your naughty genderswapped Celestia. :P Top one’s from me. I was already half asleep and on my way to bed when the challenge was announced, so I didn’t had enough time to also draw her face.
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Being a chronic insomniac, I often wake up numerous times during the night. Last night I got the bright idea to open up the computer and “work” on the fic I have on the go. This morning I’m re-reading what I wrote while half asleep like..yeah,
littleredkinks: yessiraustralia-again: She was half asleep. I reached up and put my hand in her hair, playing with it. She sighed. “I like that,” she whispered. I smiled. I knew she did. It was partly why I did it. The other part was that I liked
Monday MorningsBeep, beep! Emily groggily slammed her hand onto her alarm clock. It read ‘7:30, Mon’, which meant the start of another week of college for the nineteen-year-old freshman.Still half asleep, Emily instinctively reached down and grasped
mostlyodourless: Monday MorningsBeep, beep! Emily groggily slammed her hand onto her alarm clock. It read ‘7:30, Mon’, which meant the start of another week of college for the nineteen-year-old freshman.Still half asleep, Emily instinctively reached
MLP Villains will be next month’s this month’s Patreon Theme. Thanks for voting!Rak edit: I was half asleep when I prepped this. This is August’s theme, not Septembers. Sorry for the mix up!
brycis-pet: Even half asleep I still can’t get my Goddess Bryci off my mind.
THE sneaky sneaky boyfriend… my babe loves to borrow things from me when I’m half asleep and never gives it back until I ask.
unrelated but I’m in bed half asleep and just remembered someone out there has my ass tattooed on their leg fuck man
Ganguro 18. I sketched this at 4am on a Sunday and I don’t know why. Usually this isn’t my thing buuuuut…………..
shenori: I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep.
can-i-be-your-barbie-girl: why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
50shadezofcarter: Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
super-omorashi-rainbows: I have a bunk bed type thing in my room and usually sleep in the bottom one, and nobody sleeps in the top one. So, this morning at about 6am, I was half-asleep and really needed to pee, so I thought it would be a good idea to
Anyone else just get the powerful urge, lateeee at night, to go outside and pee your pants..Like idk I’m half asleep with the window open and the breeze feels good and so quite, still, and dark outside..I wanna get up and just walk outside and stand
*nibbling on a pokey stick, half asleep, in bed while watching youtube*…-*shivers, slightly frowning* Mhmm gotta pee…….I’ll do that later *sinks lower into bed*
berryhudson: why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
nelyo3: dwarfsmut: stunningpicture: Woke up, half asleep, opened the door to the bathroom and my heart dropped down to my balls. Well played, roommate oh god omg
spaceycadets: a concept: we are driving down the freeeway. it is raining outside and the windshield wipers are on. i am half asleep in the passenger seat watching you, a huge blanket pulled over my shoulders. soft music plays on the radio. i close my
Haha I’m going to have so much trouble getting to work on time today. When I’m half asleep, my brain dreams REALLY GOOD SMUT for my WIPs and so I stayed in bed and let it happen. It’s a poly fic, too, so it was twice the idea storm!
tattsandkink1: piss-kid: I was half asleep and dreaming of swimming, when suddenly I’m woken up by the feeling of warmth and wetness spreading across my butt cheeks. Meh… I’m too lazy to clean it up. I’m going back to bed. Hot
dogthing2: barely-half-asleep: Brad Pitt in 1994 I lose my shit every time I see this photoset. this is not ok
coldwarriors: I wrote down this idea when I was half asleep so I have this paper that just says “sand guardian but it’s mulder” based off [x]
abigfatbug: imagining favs in weight gain scenarios while you’re half asleep and your imagination is stronger and more vivid than usual: the ideal past time of people with chub kinks who don’t have to get up and be anywhere
insatia-belly: 4AMMy belly: *grumbles loudly*Me, half asleep: wtf stop it’s sleepy timeBelly: I’M STARVIIIINGMe: omg you’re not hungry, you’re just not fullBelly:
fatbestfriend: at this point I could probably do like a calendar of myself half-asleep on the couch while my cat rests on the belly You can and you should
chubbyblur-deactivated20220403:I’m half asleep but I’m in love with the idea of a monster that doesn’t usually eat human food but when they become enamoured by a human they decide to try the food and see what all the fiss is about. And
ginger-and-mint:half-asleep rn but all I can think about are the words “you ate so much” being said in a warm, concerned murmur while a gentle hand reaches out to rub reassuring circles over an achingly overfull stomach
lyrae-art:cube-cumb3r:cube-cumb3r:what if miku was transmascwhat if he wore a thomas jefferson binder. what then.Saw this post while half asleep n i dreamt of this
shenori:I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep.
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underweartuesday: Hi Miss Tuesday, (I am writing this while half asleep so this may make no sense.) Corsets could be worn as outerwear, but usually I wear mine under clothes; it is my little secret. Lacing up helps me feel better both physically and
Uh… oops.I drank tons of cider and water and was leaking last night as i went to bedI can’t wet the bed so i woke up at like a 7/10 and then went and drank a big glass of water. My roommate was half asleep so i was fine to lay under the covers and
greatfeetcom: Here’s another footjob video from James who is showcasing his wife Sammi. This is for our greatfeet.com site’s update of Sunday, March 13, 2016. James says, “I was up first (pun intended) and Sammi was half asleep when I took these.
I couldn’t believe it’s already October…. I drew this in bed half asleep, haha. It’s always time for more skulls. #skulls #inktober #sharpie (at Melrose, Massachusetts)
atypicalblonde: one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing”
kittenprincesspolly: i was sleeping pretty long today and daddy was already up. suddenly i heared something and opened my eyes: daddy had a huuuuge package in his hands and tho i was still half-asleep, i knew immediately that this could only be momoko.
Spooning her, half asleep
freakxwannaxbe: freakxwannaxbe: I’m a big fan of Nostalgia Critic and Channel Awesome, and if I wasn’t half-asleep, I would have shared this video when I first watched it yesterday, because it’s god damn important and we need to stand with the
shubbabang: When I have ideas for comics like in the middle of the night when im half asleep i write them down because I think they’re amazing ideas at the time but when I wake up and read it
dappermouth:In fever dreams, only half-asleep.
luthienne: Anne Stevenson, Stone Milk; “A Lament for the Makers”[Text ID: Who am I for whom another day / shatters a nightmare? / I open the morning a little way, / grieving, half asleep,]
miss-sarbear: I look half asleep in this pic but meh,good cleavage and hair day so…
jaclcfrost: PEOPLE ARE SO CUTE WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP like it doesn’t matter if they’re cranky or disoriented or still half-asleep and their hair is a mess fuck it doesn’t even matter if they drooled in their sleep or have ink smudged on their
jack-aka-randomboobguy: Late night stream stuff. I was half asleep while I did this. Sorry < |D’‘‘‘‘
kkdraws:While half asleep and trying to get over a small cold, I had a dream that the Off Color gems made it to Earth and Rutile found a cute snake :00 so cute! O oO <3
mygrowingroommate:I fully stocked our kitchen and fridge last night. Woke up this morning and everything was gone. Then in stumbles my half asleep roomie with a belly that tells no lies….My roomie: “So what’s for breakfast? BRRRP!”
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