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huneeb33: Literally one of the best moments of my life thus far was meeting Markiplier. No joke. I was terrified. The first two days of PAX South, I couldn’t even look at the guy. So I told myself, and everyone I was with that I was going to get
saggyslapsdojo: Fat Milkster…cause shes fat. SO CUTE!! X3 Now ON to the fat jokes… Milky Way Edition Milky so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. Milky so wide, all she gotta do is squeeze through a door frame to get
oberstetc: Ahaha, I love this.Sarcastic Conor is sarcastic.Incase you guys don’t get it, this is what the person who uploaded the video said: “It’s a famous concert joke to yell out the song lynyrd skynyrd “freebird” as a request even though
naughtynicegirl69: A black and white one for you…I look like jester getting ready to entertain the king…lol…what about this joke??? Q: Why do snow white’s dwarfs laugh when they are playing soccer? A:The grass tickles their balls! :P The picture
ifuckingloveminerals: heir-of-gravity: adventuresinchemistry: adventuresinchemistry: I think my favorite thing about that care and keeping of your scientist post is all the geologists getting salty in the tags about the fact that I jokingly said they
dontbendascend420: floralprintpussy: psyducked: knownfilmhoe: the violent tap to switch the cameras is what gets me the most I thought it was a joke Fuck
incorrect48quotes: Meru: Wanna hear a pasta joke? Mio: The one where you say pasta is straight until it gets wet? Yeah, heard that one. And no, it won’t work on me. Meru: I was gonna say the one about the chef who pasta way, but whatever, asshole.
that-bat:Back in 2015, Mindy Kaling was on the Conan Show joking about how she “spontaneously” (without his consent) kissed actor Lee Pace on the set of her show the Mindy Project. When her producers warned her she could get sued for sexual harassment,
littlekiwi37: deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala: supernaturalnurse: casfucker: sabriiel: why did i do this well the season was all about sam and dean getting dick I thought our fandom was done with all the dick jokes. We will never be done. THE
wholocked-john-out: lumos5001: so remember yesterday when people were joking that the guy responsible for the Olympic Ring malfunction better get his ass outta Russia, i don’t think it’s funny any more guys… [x] You forgot the most important
elevatorsarentworthy: The reason I love and respect the poi writers so much is because they have the opportunity to make really low, sexist and homophobic jokes and they never take it. When John and harold get mistaken for a couple, they never balk and
rottenmeats: goatygoatyeah: Wowww “Man I just don’t get it,” Steve muttered to himself, refreshing his facebook page for the tenth time in the last five minutes, “I know all of the internet jokes, but yet, no one will talk to me!”
pikaballoons: i’m close to crying bc my disability has turned into a complete joke and i’m the one that gets blocked and reported while the original commenters take it upon themselves to educate others on the fantasy version of my disability (that
ToA 70 cleared (Poseidon was a joke with Gany & Feng Yan). At first I thought that the Woonhaks would fuck me up royally because of the Fucos. Then I went “oh right, don’t touch the fucking Fucos and you won’t get slowed”. So basically I
Its funny, the cake my parents got me had flowers on it. The reason is because I like the frosting. It think it was a joke as they’ve been saying one of these years they were going to get me a cake with flowers on it. They think I’m normal.
i am so annoyed right now what the fuck, fuck my sister. like she fucking does this every goddamn fucking time. like i know we joke around a lot but what the actual fuck. every time she asks for something and i say no, she has the gall to get
ms-demeanor:I am absolutely not joking at all when I say that The Sixth Sense should be required as teaching material when you’re trying to get kids to learn about why color matters.No, the red DOESN’T mean love or violence or passion, however the
godfearingwomanist: groovetheory: imsoshive: Plot twist: The bride bursts into tears when she sees the groom cause his fade clean and she knows she getting dicked down on an island after I’ve made too many jokes about how ima be crying down the
unclefather: mystiquemonique: monkeyjungle: I know that the Thrussy joke has already been beaten into the ground a week ago, but… Trump got a Thrussy This is disgusting get this shit AWAY FROM ME I wish I fucking died in 2012 when the world was
plasticbile: azntoo: THIS WAS THE SECOND BEST JOKE ON THE SHOW. RIGHT AFTER PRNDL I LOVE HOW THE AUDIENCE CHEERED LIKE SHE WAS REALLY GONNA GET NAKED.
sararye: every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
just-shower-thoughts: The “Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side” joke is actually a pun about death.
teakinsins: teh-canape: kentuckyfriedkrogan: ceres-jpg: stickysheep: a-hero-kings-burden: the-coffin-princess: Okay I still don’t get it. I have a mental handicap for jokes on tumblr. Someone explain IS THIS FOR REAL I AM CRYING I DOn’t gEt
chopoloco replied to your post: man I’m bored Tomorrow I’ll get my check but now… cool that you’re getting a check, but broken window? what? the broken window is a financial joke instead of saying “I’m broke” I’m not
teh-canape: kentuckyfriedkrogan: ceres-jpg: stickysheep: a-hero-kings-burden: the-coffin-princess: Okay I still don’t get it. I have a mental handicap for jokes on tumblr. Someone explain IS THIS FOR REAL I AM CRYING I DOn’t gEt IT
mayorkima: At the beginning of the game when Isabelle said that the townspeople will donate to PWPs but that it may never get done if I don’t donate, I thought maybe she was joking. She was not.
cameoamalthea: wholocked-john-out: lumos5001: so remember yesterday when people were joking that the guy responsible for the Olympic Ring malfunction better get his ass outta Russia, i don’t think it’s funny any more guys… [x] You forgot the
seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.
Can’t get over the fact that I was on my girlfriend’s blog and I got caught in the april fools joke from tumblr, but my girlfriend looks like the dumbass that got fooled instead of me LOL
soulproprietorship: Remember the time when Prince was the subject of one of the dirtiest jokes in a children’s cartoon to ever get past the censors?
lil-mizz-jaye: tessen: oohmrleo: I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street Looks like he could be someone’s dad. I don’t get it. Is this a dad joke?? Maybe the dude isn’t the focus of the
crossinggalaxies: ispepsiokaysir: Good morning to everyone except the cop that made Karamo stop his car in Queer Eye as a joke and literally terrified him and the other four making them think he was getting racially profiled Agreed but also fuck the
egyptianpearl: bringinglexiback: sorry but children younger than her in the middle east get blown up by drones purely because of their proximity to suspected terrorists, i don’t really care about a dutch teenager getting arrested for sending a “joke”
waltdisneyconfessions: “I wish movies set in historical times would get their facts straight. The corset joke in Brave actually made me hate the movie. Corsets weren’t used to such a degree that they were painful and damaging until after the
just-shower-thoughts:Having gay parents must be horrible. You either get twice the amount of dad jokes, or get stuck in an infinite loop of “go ask your mom.”
tltty: everybody make a cole sprouse joke before the topic gets old & u can’t get notes on them anymore
mycroftrh:ruffboijuliaburnsides:star-anise:Don’t get your sex ed from fanfiction!Get it fromScarleteen Not even joking, y'all, Scarleteen is an amazing resource that deserves attention and (if you’ve got the cash for it) donations so they can
egberts: svvitzerland: egberts: svvitzerland: svvitzerland: What is the opposite of a restaurant? a workaurant i hope you get arrested for this joke i think i need to get arworked
sara-meow: Sasha the grey…get it….GET IT?! Didn’t think so..personal joke haha
pop122: teh-canape: kentuckyfriedkrogan: ceres-jpg: stickysheep: a-hero-kings-burden: the-coffin-princess: Okay I still don’t get it. I have a mental handicap for jokes on tumblr. Someone explain IS THIS FOR REAL I AM CRYING I DOn’t gEt
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: This is so true, it’s not what you say it’s how you say it & when you’re texting you don’t get to see or hear the emotion behind the words so you take it the wrong way like when someone is joking but you on the other
hummus: weavemama: weavemama: Wow….. the world is getting scarier by the minute. My heart goes out to the people of Mexico who were affected by this. Magnitude 8 ain’t not joke. UPDATE: A possible Tsunami has been warned at about 5 am in the following
humansofnewyork: “She keeps my spirit from getting heavy because she’s always bringing out the little girl out in me. She’s always getting me to skip, or jump, or do jumping jacks, or laugh at silly jokes.”
I’ve come to discover that no matter how bad you want that last time, you may never ever get it. You won’t get one more day or one more night or one more kiss or one more hug or one more afternoon on the couch or one more joke or one more
karkat is just a little bit insecure about his looks so when he gets complimented he feels like he’s being joked about so he gets angry and defensive but when he realizes its sincere he actually really likes the attention albeit a little flustered
ialmostdo: punx-n-pancakes: functioningfailure: adventure-often: pansyherpaderp8d: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend
accursedasche: seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.
punx-n-pancakes: functioningfailure: adventure-often: pansyherpaderp8d: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its
plajus: pancakestein: wtf is with America.. get me out.. americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here
dysfunctionallyperfect: punx-n-pancakes: functioningfailure: adventure-often: pansyherpaderp8d: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy
shaniquadontplay: lonelycanary: its-a-deathwish: hollmonster: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off.
jessthemonkey: I never knew it was possible to get undressed so fast. When I jokingly suggested we get naked and make out on the bed I never imagined she’d take up my offer.
I’m not joking about either the productivity or the depressionI’m caught up on commissions, I’m getting work up and in for Patreon, I’m hitting dates.It’s both.The next six months of this world are baked into the cake as
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