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asilentkkaebsong: well since I haven’t done a follow forever in a while and my bday is getting closer (write it down:it is on the 22nd of january aka tomorrow) jokes aside, I really felt like doing one cause a new year has started and a lot of new
“The fuck…not a fucking chance! HAHAHAHAHA. What a funny joke. You clown. Kiss my beautiful superior ass and get the hell off my stage! Lol just fuck off and die loser.” #BetaHate #TaylorSwiftistheLord
UG: Blah blah blah blah tails blah blah blah fluffy tails blah blah butts and tails blah blah-Enjoy UG and isle-of-forgotten-dreams/Sera walking through a park (I WILL ALWAYS MAKE THE TAIL BIGGER EVERY CHANCE I GET!! AND I’M NOT JOKING AT ALL!
so basically i have this to do list of old requests that i’m still going to do even though the joke is way past the expiration date don’t worry we’ll get through this tumblr… together…
one-of-the-birds: pfcanimal: Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. I was expecting like actual info and you throw a joke at me. Fuck this guy. I’m so angry that I fell for this fucking post!
vilistarock: beckersher: palmate: hidama: Yep. this never isn’t funny The day the kids don’t get this joke anymore will be a sad day indeed. those who didnt’ sung this shouldn’t reblog it
pokumii: kineticpsychopathy: misterrockett: steveholtvstheuniverse: i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold Spectacular. Perfect Gold.
rudeboy308: A lot happier ending than the joke about somebody getting a snake bite on their penis. Like the punchline goes, that’s when you know who your friends are.
submissivegames: Life has gotten so much better since you confessed your little fantasy. Just think of all the time wasted, trying to be a couple. What a joke, when all you wanted to be was My slave. Now I get the bed all to Myself while you sleep
And let’s not even get into the logistics of going to the bathroom.
Been a minute, but holy shit. The Flapjack/JoJo mashup drawing is my most popular post ever. I got myself a whole 2 followers through all of this, and a few of my older posts got some likes from it. Maybe one day we can get back over the 100 follower
this was funnier in my head but foot jokes???(Submitted by swirl-ix)
With the way Pearl talks, she might just lose us the entire earth(Submitted by cherry-lozenges)
Okay. So @seddm and I were making really mature jokes closely analyzing every pixel of Adam McArthur’s infamous “tiny package” tweet to get more context from it. Since English is not our first language (we’re both Italians), we took this as
babylon-engineer: clou-net:captainbritish:pokumii:kineticpsychopathy: misterrockett: steveholtvstheuniverse: i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold Spectacular. Perfect Gold. SOMEONE
epicmurdock: epicmurdock: When girls have periods? That’s mother nature. When boys have periods? That’s brother nature. When people beyond the binary have periods? That’s O T H E R N A T U R E Finally this joke gets the reception it deserves
froborr: agentsnark: shaposhvariations: tevruden: [x] #get with the program the new humor is benevolent surrealism (x) I always wanted to know what to call it. This is something I’ve been meaning to talk about, and I may do a full blog post
ayem:calebwittebane:“you get a potion and the alchemist tells you ‘this potion will cure you’ and youre like 'hell yeah health potion’ and you drink it and turn into salami” - my gfthis was the joke
just-shower-thoughts: The older I get the South Park adults become less of a joke and a more accurate portrayal of people.
silver-the-little-monster: bellah-doesnt-know: I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better I wonder how many people don’t get this But I could never forget Why couldn’t six be with nine? Because seven ATE nine!
hermyonie: lionvillage: public schooling is a joke i mean you put 200 kids in each grade who are all different and need personalized education and classes and hate each other and you deprive them of using the restroom, eating when they get hungry, etc.
clannyphantom: I get that some tumblr jokes can be annoying but if you send someone hate for saying the word doge you need to reevaluate your existence
lilfaux: i bruised my knees because i was running to get my bag from the staff room at work, and one of my co-workers was like “you’ll fall over if you keep running” and i was like hahaha jokes on you i am so coordinated then i fell over and commando
Ches I totally Chris Brown’d you in Pokemon thank god for Amaruros he gets the job done I’d totally tickle its pickle hurhurrr Gurdurr Also the love and penis jokes were thrown a lot after work.
akihitoburritos: dotbawah: Ches I totally Chris Brown’d you in Pokemon thank god for Amaruros he gets the job done I’d totally tickle its pickle hurhurrr Gurdurr Also the love and penis jokes were thrown a lot after work. chris browning me wouldve
weirdatmidnight: random rant of the day:please dont use the whole “eating so much you get diabetes” joke/insult this is actually a very harmful stereotype and quite frankly just really friggin rude to those who suffer from it.there’s many, MANY
sandandglass: Top ten Obama jokes from the 2015 WHCD (full speech)
ask-wiggles:piratedashmod:ask-wiggles: UGH YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT I AM SO MAD AT MYSELF FOR NOT DOING THE OBVIOUSLY “LEROY JENKINSSSS” JOKE omg such a missed opportunity SOBS also here’s big ol’ super saiyan sombra. Save it to get the full size!
wind-upkate replied to your post: okay, no joke, I get my ass kicked in …hahaha I love you this is one of my favorite memories of the cohortI love you, too, I just can’t believe our cohort is so… white bread…
saccharinescorpion: this is an amazing scene because1) not only is Tadokoro such a history nerd (and specifically the history of the Sengoku Era because nothing is nerdier than over-specification) that he’s quoting Oda Nobunaga, 2)3)
teamladsximpala: arthurkirklandofficial: kyriankreep: mollyiscoolokay: The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each #the dfs sale is still on though i dont know whats happening in this post
infirmofpurpose: friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman: bowtied: digimage: lizawithazed: I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke. I understand this reference Oh! Bird puns! Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only
officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter walk into a bar. she orders one drink oh I get it the joke here is that they’re all the same person. she has multiple relationships to
timoteilsd: We already got an episode featuring Lars as an important character, I definitely hope we can get one with Sadie.
blingalings replied to your post: artemispanthar: Wait, are there diffe… I’m from Australia and can have a look on the Monday to see what episodes are showing. Normally we don’t get new episodes before America though… oh, that would be
adventuretitan: artemispanthar: I’m guessing since Raven M. Molisee posted that cut scene from “Joking Victim” that means they don’t plan on releasing the storyboard for it. I hope that means we’ll be getting the storyboard for “Steven and
SU probably has heavily storyboard-based writing because if someone wrote that Pearl had to be facing forward but were not the one who’d have to draw it they’d probably get punched in the face
Here’s an old school Warcraft joke for you
stacicastle: So many new favorites in one pic! New favorite @robzombieofficial shirt, new favorite @metalmafiabodyjewelry earrings and septum clicker, new favorite yo mama! So many things! 😍 Okay, the last one was a joke, but you get the point. Happy
ms-doodle-pants: mellrak: i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants “GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE” Hate to ruin the joke, but she poured too fast and splashed everywhere.
kimreesesdaughter: noclipnigga: kimreesesdaughter: kimreesesdaughter: Marc Lamont Hill said this election was payback for Obama getting elected twice. The Great White Payback. This is exactly what this is but lmao cause the jokes on them. Black folks
kokorooji: the-blog-of-random-shit: janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might be falling
soyouwanttoplaythepiano: kokorooji: the-blog-of-random-shit: janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke
Sometimes…..when I play brawl I sometimes play as Kirby or Yoshi and let the computer be Wolf, it’s the only way I can get Wolf inside of me
kineticpsychopathy: misterrockett: steveholtvstheuniverse: i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold Spectacular. Perfect
*goes to post a opinion on something* WOAHHHH, WAIT A SECOND. WILL TUMBLR UNDERSTAND MY VIEW? nope. never mind *Hears the collective angst of all the 13 year olds* Hehe, thought ya get me didnt ya.
torontoqueer: laughparty: the-blog-of-random-shit: janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might
butt-flower:bleachdalilah:thtwhitegurrl:slutdust:I bought my friend an elephant for their room.They said “Thank you.”I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK
maractus: kung pow penis was kind of funny at first but now it makes me literally laugh until i cry because random 20-30 year old men obsessed with hentai get so fucking angry about it, they still don’t understand that the phrase isn’t the joke, the
plugs-not-drugz: manicpixie-dreamgirl: the worst part about this post isnt that its not really that funny, its that most of the reblogs are people describing the joke word for word. “it gets rid of acne, and makes you black and gives you different
owlmylove:one of the best things abt meeting someone who’s survived the same shit as u is the warm fuzzy feeling u get when joking abt ur similarly damaged psychological states & terrible coping mechanisms
adameforhim: Recap: Lorde slayed A remix of Lana’s song won a Grammy but she’s not the person who gets the award “Katy has no Grammys” jokes are good for another year Taylor has gotten too comfortable with winning And the winner is…
thortiddies:when the revolution comes and we start killing rapists and pedophiles like we should’ve been doing the whole time, any of you excusing their actions or making jokes about what they did are getting the knife too remember that
kiefeon: bismuth-curious:WHY IS IT A CHILD Resists the urge to crack a FMA joke Instead, lets just get the child out of the dog WHAT
I love the girl, but she’s probably the worst fighter ever. Whoever taught her how to fight either needs to get punched in the dick or they did it on purpose.
I don’t remember what the joke was supposed to be on this one. Something about two pearls, and only one of them can be in the house? I don’t know. Looking back, I don’t get it, why is one pearl so happy to be sisters with the other pearl?
how do i go back in time and tell my 12 year old self to enjoy her last year of being pre-menstrual because right now i want to slap that little girl for ever WANTING to get her period dumb bitch i swear
Here’s a neat, bilingual, crap joke of the day. Ever notice when people say, “Me cago en la mierda!”What they’re really saying is, “I’ll shit on the/your shit.”Try saying that out loud to insult someone with a serious face. “Get the
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