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Batman and Batgirl - Junk in the Trunk - Cartoon PinUpSpring is here and even superheroes got to do spring cleaning. But, with so much junk in the trunk I guess it gets harder, harder then usual :)I’m very busy this month, but more images are on
slimgoodie357: chocoperv: Real talk though no joke Where do we start!! Keep rebloging for one but if there is a foundation started get the information out here?? So we can give. Stand up by getting your own!!
maudit: In this famous “Mouth of Truth” scene, Gregory Peck ad-libbed the joke where he pretends his hand gets bitten off in the mouth of the stone carving. He borrowed the gag from Red Skelton. Before shooting Peck told the director that he was
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Hey guys! My friend is on a mission to help some of the homeless in our area.As with in many places….Rent hikes going crazy and “affordable housing” as a term is almost a joke now, the homeless population in my state has exploded the last few
mcsiggy: Hey happy late Valentines day! Have a nsfw wlw comic!! THE COMIC | GUMROAD | PATREON | KO-FI Hey guys!! Whoop I finished this! i’ll get to the details of this thing:This comic contains 12 pages of two gals being pals, plus an extra doodle
afriendlyblackhottie:orchidvioletindigo:afriendlyblackhottie:I would ask everyone in the notes making “Just get married” jokes to pay attention to the fact that the person who tweeted this has a wheelchair emoji in their name and remember
bobbyverse:Be careful how comfortable you get with jokes that cut yourself down and emphasize the false concept that there’s no hope for your future and life is pointless. I get that talking about struggles is important and helps in not feeling alone.
marzipanandminutiae:aromanticduck:Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021
datensayne: feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese: enz-sfw: HAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA You ain’t got 40 bucks don’t get in the fucking taxi This is clearly a joke, dude. The hostility over fictional characters is unnecessary. Besides, that’s still expensive
shaymew: smekers32: jokes Americans won’t get why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???
chango-tan: The joke of the week! I guess xD I think this way to get stuff is normal in couples(?? And it’s veeery effective xD Like i said y like marble pie, but fluttershy is the best, not my favorite, but the best xD
ftbaljock00: Give your whore a practice warm up before your friends come over. No slut of mine is going to embarrass me when she is about to get used. The joke is on her if she fails to meet the standards…..which normally is the case because no
stebbyfrenchguy: dongstomper: stebbyfrenchguy: dongstomper: the joke is that the monogatari series sucks isnt that the one with the one scene where he brushes his younger sister’s teeth and it’s a metaphor for getting an incestuous blowjob?
powerburial:pharmachimp:disgruntledseagull:acidbathcat:god this is so funny women r insane i love her dude pee in a paper cup and pour it in the box like lrn to logisticsi would literally piss in the litter box for a joke this guy has no ballsif he’s
racistpartyking: if i can get to lowering my voice enough that its not all high and squeaky Donnie should get that podfic by either today or tomorrow i uh, still havent picked a fic, I’m thinking maybe the fili/kili one or Running But pretty
nellachronism: publius-esquire: Break all the twenties, keep all the tens I feel this on a deep, spiritual level.
chocoarts:infinite-orangepeel:chocoarts:five bucks says they smooch,…oh my god, i’m in love with the lighting and the way steve’s watching eddie so intensely !! 躔 they kiss….take my money ALRIGHT fork it over!!! (JOKING)
seegson: This is still better than the “get knocked down and bitten in the face” death.
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
thatonegaytimelord: apathetic-revenant: strikingtwelves: i think the funniest thing in the world is the fact that jodie put a life sized cardboard cutout of nardole in mandip’s shower as a joke do you ever get the impression that they may have actually
champagne: I think it’s pretty clear why he is the hidden doctor, the secret, the doctor without a name… He’s Caligula. huh. I know who’ll get this joke.
toothyandbooby: shavingryansprivates: why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians ring around the posie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black
You know that scene in Shattered Memories where Harry is in the back of the car while two people start arguing and at first it’s just kind of weird and he cracks a joke to break the tension but then it gets more and more awkward and he’s just
so many puns in my inbox right now I’m in total pun mode so I’m reading every ask looking for puns and getting confused when I don’t understand the joke before realizing not all the asks I have are for the pun thing
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pinupbanana: sensuwal: turnupforjesus: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man
coolestfword: In this famous “Mouth of Truth” scene, Gregory Peck ad-libbed the joke where he pretends his hand gets bitten off in the mouth of the stone carving. He borrowed the gag from Red Skelton. Before shooting Peck told the director that
quietstealth: This Executive Suite crap is slowing the fuck out of my tumblr tab… I think that’s kind of the point, being as a parody to the Bonzi Buddy and the crap Paper Clip, but it’s really pissing me off now.We get the fucking joke, Tumblr,
shepardrahl: The SJW salt over South Park is real. It’s beautiful.
this is why the joke about women in the kitchen exists. don’t get all offended by it; it’s just that the kitchen is a fabulous place for sex
molotowcocktease: marcoereus: I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles,
macbookprotagonist: i don’t get along with them type of Black ppl who somehow feel sorry for themselves for not growing up in the hood and not fitting into negative stereotypes of Blackness. I feel this. Half the electricity ain’t work right
So what I’m getting from this episode is that Sapphire is the feudal lord and Ruby’s the handmaiden.
krash-zone: Poor Jenni, who’s slowly becoming the butt of the joke! :P At first it were just Shocker and Ice taking their fees, now the boss herself is taking her part! At this rate, she’ll never get rich – unless we’re talking protein-rich!
bellygangstaboo: The same white people laughing at this are the ones who will get in your face for stepping on the US flag.
iandmyfamily: My mom took me on a picnic the other day. When we got to the park, she walked to a table and I opened the trunk to get the picnic basket, but there wasn’t one. I turned to around to jokingly ask her what she was planning on feeding me.
maddstheunpropunk: reindeerpong: morbidbunny13: EXPLAIN PLEASE Rudolph the red nose reindeer, you’ll “go down in history” ARE YOU FUVKING KIDDING ME IVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS FOR LIKE 2 YEARS AND NOW I GET IT JUST NOW I GET A JOKE THAT WAS SO
ixnay-on-the-oddk: you-mirin-tho: ixnay-on-the-oddk: you-mirin-tho: ixnay-on-the-oddk: I may not be very funny but at least I don’t make pussy jokes about cats i want to fuck you once i get the chance And posting this killed any chance there
tropius: holmes-less: lucifersaxon: calmility: the fastest word i can type is motherlode almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on NO ONE SAY ANYTHING i dont get it
its-a-joke-mkay: fidefortitude: crofefs: i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently
“I get quite a few Khaleesi jokes a fair amount of the time. They kind of all blur into one, but there have been some doozies. No matter how many muffins I bribe them with, I still get the Khaleesi thing! You’d think they’d chill out a little
my mom is so cute when watching anime, she giggles at all the jokes and gets all excited when things get intense, and gets down when its sad, it’s fun watching her have fun
its-a-joke-mkay:fidefortitude: crofefs: i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently
TFW you realized that The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy started off with Two kids stuck in limbo and cheated Death
lordofdragonstone: The North is larger than the other six kingdoms combined, and I am Warden of the North. The North is mine.
aquors getting 0 votes is so sad omfg…. not even one