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antioxidated: *insert winter weight joke here* I needed an excuse to draw Thorn (@thekdubs gets all the royalties for this joke)
kazmoloves63: jimmytfallon: Leonardo DiCaprio getting his Oscar engraved and making a Leo joke™ (x) one last Leo has never won an oscar joke made by the man himself
Almost naked fridays. This used to be in my description… took it off because I was annoyed for what I have to put people through. All that scrolling with my depressing appearance. Shit right? :* Does it upset people that I don’t really reblog
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starlingsongs: starlingsongs: When trans women are mocked and made into jokes in the media, I get very upset, and I am often told “Kay, you can’t go through life getting offended every time someone makes a joke.” And I sputter and object but they
the closest we will get to canon porn so might as well yeah just pick a more private spot tho. voiced by nick inside joke between me and my friends.
maturedadsandmen: mgdmt: You can tell this guy goes around making dad jokes all the time. That’s okay by me. Goofy and self-depricating can be endearing. As long as I get this stud out of those clothes, he can make all the dad jokes he wants
pika-dean:polyglotplatypus:I mean you either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck into an infinite loop of “go ask your mom”i thought this was gonna be really rude or something but it ends up that dad jokes, is the ultimate burden
phabulouskilljoy: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton joke i just want the gif in my blog
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
aliassfm: D.Va At The Choke Point I think we’ve all had those games where you just can’t get past the first chokepoint on a particular map. D.Va tried to get through the choke point in Kings Row but 76 had other ideas. Lewd choking jokes aside,
callhill: thickersticker: callhill: A morning mouthful this cock is no joke. Hillary might be on of the few that could get this far on mine. Yeah it’s definitely no joke, that’s why I married him. He has done stuff to me that blows my mind
mycompletefantasies: callhill: thickersticker: callhill: A morning mouthful this cock is no joke. Hillary might be on of the few that could get this far on mine. Yeah it’s definitely no joke, that’s why I married him. He has done stuff to
I’d gotten her the robe as a joke, I swear.But when she wore it the next morning and cooked breakfast in it, it suddenly wasn’t a joke.Especially when she bent over to get a sheet pan from the drawer under the oven and i saw that she wasn’t wearing
fruitpacks: girls get harassed w/ sexist jokes all the time like i think straight boys should be able 2 handle a few jokes about their basketball shorts
memecucker: lord-kitschener: PSA though, kids: don’t make jokes about assassinating the pres, especially if you live in a place under US jurisdiction. You can still get in a shitload of trouble, because even if you just mean it as a joke or a shitpost,
lol Sometimes I feel bad about laughing at ginger jokes… like it seems obvious its just for fun to me but I wonder if gingers actually get seriously offended by this. None of the gingers I know do. Most of them crack more ginger jokes than
usemycum: It starts with some gentle teasing, the occasional comment, hands brushing as you walk past. Once she begins to get curious, so begins the dirtier jokes, the innuendo, getting closer than normal. She didn’t want to go too fast, so it goes
just-ask-rainbow-dash: jerkyhooves replied to your post: jerkyhooves replied to your post: i hope you… Rape is not a joke, DWM 2013 is. dont get me wrong. rape is bad. so as murder. but you see people joking about murder/violance all the time,
ask-firebloom: G-get it…?((Question: How do you make a bad joke AND embarrass yourself with something other than said joke being bad, at the same time?*points*That’s how.HOOOOOOrribly overdue thing. Like, I think the follow happened over a month
science0fficerspock: nafansaurus: birdsy-purplefishes: chinad011: it took me years to understand this joke I actually really liked this joke. I remember getting really annoyed and grumbling “Where the heck is Sandy?!” right before it cut to
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I DID NOT CATCH THIS JOKE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER And I thought this was a kids show. XD I GET IT NOW I recommend following this blog, you won’t regret it!
sableaire: memecucker: lord-kitschener: PSA though, kids: don’t make jokes about assassinating the pres, especially if you live in a place under US jurisdiction. You can still get in a shitload of trouble, because even if you just mean it as a joke
the-boy-wow: Filed under jokes I didn’t get as a kid.
the-porter-rockwell:Communism jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
fenrir-chained: tarinya-quinn: fenrir-chained: Got a joke for you all. What’s it called when someone turns into a vampire before being bitten? Premature Edraculation. Get out Is this all the fangs I get for such a quality joke?
ratamakafon: In case anyone’s getting their knickers in a twist over Deadpool allegedly having rape or transphobic jokes: It doesn’t. Not a single goddamn one. I saw the movie two days ago and while it had plenty of sex jokes, there was literally
sonoanthony: Once I meet you in person. I understand your texts better cus I understand your jokes I see the facial expressions I see the gestures I see how serious you get when you talk about certain subjects I see how with others you joke a lot with.
eccentric-nae: africanaquarian: thebigblackwolfe: featherinmycapandcheese: aewm: violaslayvis: electricpike: pussypoppinlikepopcorn: electricpike: violaslayvis: There are an innumerable amount of things that can be attributes to 3 L’s what
modelo-citizen:modelo-citizen:I woke up maaad late to get ready for work. Then I had to take a huge shit at work. Ok now I’m back in the bathroom with diarrhea. Am I a joke to you butthole&intestines? I know this isn’t a joke like that but
Unpopular opinion Saw SuperFuckFriends.The gross out and random sex jokes can only go so far. It quickly got old and I punched out my ticket.Problem on relying on sex all the time as main joke and gross out. Yeah its funny but after awhile its getting
shirobasdonger: cinnapapa: I’m pretty sure Mink would be that one guy that would not laugh ever until someone told a really horrible joke Like everyone’s in the room and Aoba pulls the worst joke in existence and it gets deadly quiet and everyone
kanayastrider: making a joke between you and your friends on tumblr the post gets hundreds of notes the post gets thousands of notes all the notifications are a hundred variations of “did you just” and “LEAVE” then someone takes it seriously
bitterseafigtree: Just a side note: literally everyone at the dentist today thought I was a child. They kept looking at my birthday and being surprised. The nurse thought I was actually 13. Also, the “how do you get into clubs?” joke is getting hella
starlingsongs: When trans women are mocked and made into jokes in the media, I get very upset, and I am often told “Kay, you can’t go through life getting offended every time someone makes a joke.” And I sputter and object but they don’t hear
ryu1964: phoneus: ryu1964: phoneus: ryu1964: ryu1964: phoneus: phoneus: phoneus: phoneus: I’m glad everyone is cooling it with the vore jokes, the fetish joke thing gets beaten into the ground. I remember when spanking jokes were popular
the-pigeon-queen:Lol idk I started these sketches like weeks ago and decided to finish them. I think it started as an excuse to draw a skeleton in a suit. There’s not really a joke or a point but I wanted to get these 4 pics doNE
alexturnerswife: when your parents turn a joke into a lecture Me: Hey dad when’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.Dad: Oh, your tooth hurts?Me: No, it’s a joke. Get it?Dad: Oh that’s right, you need to have your
The pictures I get sent from my sister, my life is a sick joke #RachekSkye #sisters #weirdo #geek (Taken with instagram)
a little word to the wise, talking about your favorite position and how "big" you are to a girl within the first conversation is a sure way to get tossed in the creep joke zone. try talking about normal subjects and watch the wonders you'll get from that
the-fountain-of-youthh: hopelessvoid: jaxblade07: dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit Word. Jake went and got the mug
seppie scum.
taint3ed: So barking at a dog is the equivalent of rape in the justice system? Is this a joke? The whole of America is a joke. How did such a young country get so fucked up so soon? It should have been an amazing place, being able to learn from the
the dick too bomb jokes get me laughing every time I’m such a child shgahaj
cleophatrajones: dynastylnoire: onlyblackgirl:So this happened… the colorism in these jokes though. not cool. The outfit jokes are funny, but this is probably why he shits on dark-skinned women cause he gets it too. 😂😂😂 dead
the-lion-posts-tonight:naked-yogi: are you joking right now No, I don’t think they are. Additionally it appears you’ve made their point for them.Look, I get it, it’s easy to draw dichotomous conclusions about statements made in a vacuum, and anecdotal
