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rhamphotheca: this years new year’s resolutions same as last year… be gayer, write more, fuck more, make more art, suck more dick, be more politically radical, see more birds, eat the rich, topple patriarchy. Seem like worthy resolutions.
jk1313: Too hot to not reblog, she is smoking, I fucking LOVE all the ink… Mine has birds and butterflies, but I love all kinds…
eu-lette: vaeporeons: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: laughingsquid: Kids Provide the Voices of Different Animals in a European Ad for Bottled Mineral Water I AM FUCKING CRYING I AM IN T E A R S that bird at the end
popokko: bird: *bounces instead of walking* me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur
justanewworldfool: risinginsurgency: anorie: SHIT RUN THE BIRDS HAVE FUCKING KNIVES NOW. Heard you talkin shit. RULES OF NATURE
heusedmywife: This bird moans just like my wife - so fucking hot.. Don’t you just love Asian wifeys?
dragon-bbw-hunter22: assgrandmother: wife Hi grandma you said you and your friend need help Couple of old birds to fuck
spud-buster: wheeljacksback: coelasquid: ufansius: Shoebill (Balaeniceps rex) When you remember this bird is five feet tall it’s like the scariest animal I can imagine running into. fucking hell run I….just had a minor heart attack.
tea-britannia: kestrel-bird: combeferresque: fourfucks: all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits #genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath
saboobnah: bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
arrykau55: filthy-hippie-vibes: girlpal: f is for friends who do stuff together U is for U are probably going to die from that. N is for none of those birds gives a flying fuck
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: breefolk: hexane-nightmares: Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. No way, dude. Cats can freaking fly. EPIC SLOW MOTION CAT DIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
henrycavills: in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
mercurykiss: supersugoiautism: birdsofafeathercolchester: Little knitted pigeon enjoying some crisps on the pavement… wait a fucking minute… at first i legitimately though that the bird was gonna be super pissed about eating knitted chips and
adobe-outdesign: I’M SO FUCKING MAD LOOK AT THIS SHIT IN THE FIRST DHMIS THE BIRD KNOCKS ALL OF THOSE PALE OBJECTS OUT OF THE WAY AND I COULD NEVER FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY WERE AND THEN I REALIZED THEY’RE THOSE MOTHERFUCKING POTATO STAMPS EVERYONE’S
clestroying: rei420: I FUCKING DID IT !!! I GOT 69 AND 420 IN FLAPPY BIRD,
godslayer101: i hate when people kinkshame me for wanting to fuck flappy bird like??? just be nice
sassy-spoon: danielkanhai: how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice. out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst
standardgaydad: u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
theroguefeminist: recoveringtopanga: thefitally: little-ally-bird: I couldn’t even take a screenshot because I was too quick to post about how fucking dumb this is this is so dumb eat breakfast people This is how the diet industry survives and
lord-kitschener: fozmeadows: payloadprincess: becausebirds: When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds What the fuck are you doing using internet explorer? [OUTRAGED BEEPING INTENSIFIES] >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V
crocophile: edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’
tser: justnoodlefishthings: creepyandunloveable: justnoodlefishthings: iris-has-a-hippie-blog: justnoodlefishthings: good morning don’t fucking use essential oils around your pets especially birds and reptiles and cats spraying your pet with diluted
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: Those ain’t birds folks. FUCK THAT!!
openlysinning: electricsed: becausebirds: Yawning pelican. [imgur] that’s so unnecessary for a bird that is already 400% ridiculous What the fuck is this
nataliesama: bagmilk: karkatstuck: tangarang: fullmetalbukkake: lafix: A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur NOPE what the fuck is that that looks like a god damn
helalthehallowed: dylibird: morebarkthanbite: suicide-bird: ahahah ahAHAHAHAHAAAAA HHAAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA i actually just called the cops to let them know because this is dangerously close to where i live, get these people off the fucking streets
thechronicleofshe: centelle: OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFE when a cat likes you, its like being elected president. when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with
ottermatopoeia: penis-hilton: congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit enjoy your bird shit pie bitch
cosmic-noir: pudgiethechef: kairo-koutureee: dynastylnoire: StopThisExposure get. the. FUCK– Okay is everybody just gonna ignore the fact that she sampled the bird poop?! Lol WOW NEXT TIME @ ME
cakelikeowen: openlysinning: electricsed: becausebirds: Yawning pelican. [imgur] that’s so unnecessary for a bird that is already 400% ridiculous What the fuck is this When someone touches the back of your neck
hotwifediscretions: Nina is so fucking hot - she knows ALL the things guys want to see/feel! That and she has swallowed more seed than a chipmunk at a bird seed factory!
yabitter: i googled “macbook air charger not working” and the results literally said “sit on it and warm it up” i can’t fucking believe this bullshit. it is the year of our lord 2013 and i am sitting on my mac charger like a mother bird trying
1000more: BIGGER THAN A NERF BALL, MORE SLUTTIER THAN A BIG BONE BROAD, ABLE TO BE LICKED, SUCKED AND TITTY FUCKED. LOOK AT THE CHICK WALKING AND BOUNCING, IT’S A BIRD, IT’S A PLANE, NO IT’S SUPER SLUTTY TITS.
nataliesama:bagmilk:karkatstuck: tangarang: fullmetalbukkake: lafix: A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur NOPE what the fuck is that that looks like a god damn nightmare
his-baby-bunny: aconfusedbird: [audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] I CAN’T HANDLE THE FUCKING VIDEO OMG
shiraito: mizjesbelle: nonjudgementalme: These are fucking amazing The figure swinging the earth – The Force Of Nature by Lorenzo Quinn The guy being dragged by a bird – part of an installation titled Hacienda Paradise – Utopia Experiment
lumos5001: scotsmcall: zaynyboy: ok but literally how HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: iamtonysexual: thisisasupergoodidea: i8urpenguin: HE TRIED TO ESCAPE FUCK THE OCEAN I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT SEA PANCAKE OUT SEA PANCAKE BACK IN
surprisedbitch: company: THE END OF FLAPPY BIRD WHAT THE FUCK
horticulturalcephalopod: bullshitcockroach: horticulturalcephalopod: bullshitcockroach: horticulturalcephalopod: ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds hunts u down on the back of a cassowary I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
lexlifts: dogsinmethlabs: Lord give me strength. i wish 1000 birds would simultaneously shit all over that fucking crumb
geekasaur: haha hey guys do you remember that hilarious thing where i’m like technically an adult and stuff? because i just fucking did. went from folding paper birds to worrying about my fiber intake real fuckin’ quick
sniffing: #that bird is trying so hard to comfort it’s slightly aggravated human friend #’paul come here everything’s gonna be okay’ #’fuck off barry i’m not in the mood’ #’paul’ #’PAUL’ #’PAUL PLEASE I AM HERE FOR YOU’
aristtaroxxx: spookydingoinnuendo: h riddlemehiddleston: blinkanditsover: Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee
iamtonysexual: thisisasupergoodidea: i8urpenguin: HE TRIED TO ESCAPE FUCK THE OCEAN I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT SEA PANCAKE OUT
daddys-fuck-meat: Its a father’s job to teach his little girl about the birds and the bees.
loyalnerdwp: memewhore: haanerhhs: And a tree. Don’t forget the tree. Wait. You Forgot The Birds. YOU FORGOT THE HOLE IN THE TREE. AND THAT TOTALLY RANDOM FLOWER. Where the fuck did you guys get my childhood drawings
fullmetalbukkake: lafix: A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur NOPE what the fuck is that
queerandbrown: homuratrash: you: birds aren’t that great me: you: holy shit what.the.fuck.
![openlysinning: electricsed: becausebirds: Yawning pelican. [imgur] that’s so unnecessary for a bird that is already 400% ridiculous What the fuck is this](https://64.media.tumblr.com/82b2b340ac5927fc98e269f91165ac86/a2fb18bdcdcaa270-36/s512x512u_c1/dd42f5c3a2a70b86e4c5b8a16ffb8b97a2873b59.png)
![openlysinning: electricsed: becausebirds: Yawning pelican. [imgur] that’s so unnecessary for a bird that is already 400% ridiculous What the fuck is this](https://64.media.tumblr.com/388c198e2535fd9b66cfc4513ccfdd66/13cb8c43c64292f8-e9/s512x512u_c1/16c653ece66b9909bbaa2650e3b10228dc096083.png)
![cakelikeowen: openlysinning: electricsed: becausebirds: Yawning pelican. [imgur] that’s so unnecessary for a bird that is already 400% ridiculous What the fuck is this When someone touches the back of your neck](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_7dee25ee7f85_128.png){kind=avatar}
![his-baby-bunny: aconfusedbird: [audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] I CAN’T HANDLE THE FUCKING VIDEO OMG](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_d6ff05d2b0ae_128.png){kind=avatar}
