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dirtybirdandthenerd: dirtybirdandthenerd: Sooo much fun ;) - Bird Good Times. Love when the Bird fucks me!
bethanythemartian:babyanimalgifs:Bird threading pine needles through a leaf to shelter its nest (via) this bird is fucking sewing
gang0fwolves: mightyenaofficial: becausebirds: potty mouth bird [Caption: [WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you. [MAN:] That’s crazy! [WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him. [MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him! [BIRD:] Fuck
nightskyybeauty: afrikangyal: 50shadesofcanteven: arkhams-first: taterth0t: WHEN SHIT AINT ADDIN UP 😂😂😂 when the birds won’t stfu when it’s cleaning day & you hear the loud ass oldies The bird comment is so accurate it fucking
pointeblanck: fat-birds: secretary bird walking around. is that a fucking chocobo
strigays: strigays: i apparently go to bird school which is for birds gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop
padabootay: marinashutup: tastefullyoffensive: The Potoo bird always looks like it just saw something horrifying. [via] ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING ME THE POTOO BIRD SEES ALL
egggggggs: queerpropaganda: how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.
thrasirshall: pointeblanck: fat-birds: secretary bird walking around. is that a fucking chocobo A skinny, teenage chocobo!
militiamedic: mightyenaofficial: becausebirds: potty mouth bird [Caption:[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.[MAN:] That’s crazy![WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him![BIRD:] Fuck you![MAN
arachnofiend: eggwitch: captaintightpanties: conronorock: yuri of the week What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be? the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.
j4sun: seifukucat: the fuck? they told you bout the birds and beesnot the birds and WASPS
mightyenaofficial: becausebirds: potty mouth bird [Caption:[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.[MAN:] That’s crazy![WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him![BIRD:] Fuck you![MAN (LAUGHING):]
speciesofleastconcern: moiracolleenodell: strigays: strigays: i apparently go to bird school which is for birds gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop Hatoful Boyfriend irl. so like us
prinxesvlynn: tylerchokely: thelastdaybreak: ourtimeorg: Amazing millennials… Note: Angela Zhang is Chinese-American at age 17, i found out that a bird was not a fucking mammal birds aren’t mammals? WHAT
oberonnymerosmartell: bisexualzuko: “they can say whatever the hell they want I don’t care I’ll say ‘fuck you’” “did you just flip the bird at us?” “I did flip the bird, yeah” “but did you flip it at US?” “yo bruh if this
ebullientefflorescence: marchingduck: ok…I am a person who knows way too much about birds (I am a bird fanatic)… but I have never fucking seen one of these before. What the hell is it?! Its freaking me out!!!!! Shoebill. :)
bangajointts: mightyenaofficial: becausebirds: potty mouth bird [Caption:[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.[MAN:] That’s crazy![WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him![BIRD:] Fuck you![MAN
i-like-it-in-the-slash: #IF THIS ISN’T A LINE STRAIGHT OUT OF A ROMANCE NOVEL #THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS #IF YOU’RE A BIRD, I’M A BIRD (THE NOTEBOOK) #YOU HAVE TO PROMISE YOU WON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH ME (A WALK TO REMEMBER) #BECAUSE
goddessoftrees: Ahaha I fucking love birds. Especially the one that’s like “Oh it’s raining and you can’t see because I’ve built my home upon your windshield wipers? What are you going to do? MURDER my baby bird family by turning them on? Muwaha
eliaes: kingorb: bergamotandrose: cantaloopaye: lashern: i fucking love her Bitch I’m a falcon She said she was an exotic bird and named all the domestic birds she knew. Bless her heart. lmfao ^ I LOVE HER SOOOOO MUCH
starwake: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD OMG I SAW THE THUMBNAIL AND WAS LIKE “wut
cyberbullys: katorade27: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD OH MY GOD
darling-highness: shinyriolus: captaintightpanties: conronorock: yuri of the week What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be? the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking
mightyenaofficial: becausebirds: potty mouth bird [Caption: [WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you. [MAN:] That’s crazy! [WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him. [MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him! [BIRD:] Fuck you! [MAN (LAUGHING):]
cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:teaboot:hotvampireadjacent:Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign They put anti-bird spikes on a church in my hometown, so the only place on the
hevvinpng: hevvinpng: reblog this and ill scream “fuck” at a bird im sorry. i cant do it. the bird’s eyes are filled with love and i cannot hurt it in this way
spirantization: 2-shane-s: birdsofafeathercolchester: Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement… I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted
ryanvallejo: thethreemusketeersss: tylerchokely: thelastdaybreak: ourtimeorg: Amazing millennials… Note: Angela Zhang is Chinese-American at age 17, i found out that a bird was not a fucking mammal birds aren’t mammals? Wait. Their not….?
2-shane-s: birdsofafeathercolchester: Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement… I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then
egggggggs:queerpropaganda:how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.
xfucky0urmeaningx: temary44: hiseyescouldntlie: sofapizza: forgot how to bird the guy’s just like “fucking hell not again this is so embarrassing” the bird probably wanted to land on his fingers JACQUE NO!
egggggggs:queerpropaganda:how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways. Humans: *cuts down
lazy-bird: eee-in: lazy-bird: eee-in: babydoll-was-fucked-w-a-knife: whoremoan-driven: xanakin: A for Abstinence Laci Green is a body/sex/person positive queen <3 Laci Green is a manipulative cunt who brainwashes young girls. she really
rootbeersss: cyberbullys: katorade27: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD OH MY GOD OH
dattebayes: yall ever think about how its canon that itachi chooses his substitutions to be a bunch of birds cause he likes the birds? “it takes more time and chakra itachi. just. use a log” and itachi dont give a fuck. hes just gonna turn into a
nadie-me-valora-ctm: fuck-off-plzz: mundo-de-ficcion: huevito-frito: PONED TÍTULO DE LA PELÍCULA, POR FAVOR. NO ME DEJEN CON LAS GANAS. titulooooo ;__; Creo que se llama Little Birds .. pero solo creo:c sí, es little birds :c
louiswiliamtomlinson: u know those damn marshmallow peep bird things on easter yeah what the fuck did they hatch out of an egg made of bird shit they are disgusting
katorade27: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD
stereofeathers:FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCKTHIS IS ADORABLE AND ONLY KIND OF A PROBLEM
euanispotatoed: 2-shane-s: birdsofafeathercolchester: Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement… I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted
The fuck do you think a chicken is lmao bird lovers eat birds all the time
kovaniy: anorie: SHIT RUN THE BIRDS HAVE FUCKING KNIVES NOW. YOU’RE WALKING IN THE WOODS THERE’S NO ONE AROUND, AND YOUR PHONE IS DEAD OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE YOU SPOT IT BIRD WITH A KNIFE
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