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marius7th: big-gay-bird: uuddlrlrba-start: tubacondom: beaux-knows: American healthcare system be like I️ fucking hate this definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system there, I fixed it More like
popokko: bird: *bounces instead of walking* me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur
dr-gloom: aidenjaxwrites: rosjon21620: http-royalboy: teamnowalls: lunaaltare: 11thsense: Y’all r wildin OUT HELLO? ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!
aymerictheblue:foragoodtimecalltheredhood:aymerictheblue:batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harley’s situation, he fucks off to a different country for a “vacation”, and gets the occasional update
theleggylass: brunhiddensmusings: snailsnart: toadsandtiels: Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this. where did you find a fucking Skeksis ? Posts that make you go HhmmmMMmmm
ace-of-clovers:sylveonikovilhelm:Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif. And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”I’m like, the fuck you mean??So today I learned that in the Dutch version
hollowtones:eraserheadbabygirl:this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for meThanks for enjoying my virtual bird
hotvampireadjacent:Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign
sassy-spoon: danielkanhai: how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice. out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst
bewbin: pastallama:bewbin: the ability to fly requires hallow bones. i could kick an angels ass you could kick a birds ass but youre not doing it. why a group of crows is called a murder im not fucking with that
arlinn-kords-wife: novicoyotl: kumagawa: why white people like this, who get so upset they go roll up in the american flag and cry thank god, we finally got rid of america Fucking two birds one stone.
slide-2-unlock: this was after we fucked in the woods, with the birds singing and the sun shining…
itsthecummander: vanillamode: How to flip the bird (x) Seriously cant fucking get enough of this
hiseyescouldntlie: sofapizza: forgot how to bird the guy’s just like “fucking hell not again this is so embarrassing”
opal-confinement: dumb-boshie-stuff: I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all :\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh OH MY FUCKING GOD I DID THIS NEXT TO A PERSON I REALLY
ask-devnul: joegran: paultervoorde: oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS BOWLCUTS LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT New fav bird the sword I imagine
just-shower-thoughts: If I was a Gotham villain my name would be Earl E. Bird. Id commit crimes at daybreak because signaling Batman would be pretty fucking hard.
siggymcpissyface: solarsenpai: jetstream-tormod: solarsenpai: jetstream-tormod: solarsenpai: This the rawest scooby doo villain and you can’t tell me a damn thing what about the nazi bird that shot a girl to death? what the fuck? WHAT THE
yungterra: queenscylla: yungterra: shut the fuck up bird
saboobnah: bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
goaltobeswole: More Daniel Rodriguez aka Black Russian aka Ace Rockwood road dawg Video: http://www.xvideos.com/video1590459/horny_bird_fucked_by_a_male_stripper
phobias: when you throw bread out for birds and they don’t eat it like fuck you im doing this for you
drmatt73: geromytehholehspirit: Ya’ll aint got shit on this motherfucking beast right here!!!! Get rekt m8!!!! Fucking Talonflame bout clean house!!!!! Priority Brave Bird!!!!! Competitive Pokemon be like
kreedkafer: OH MY GOD BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
admin666: karkatstuck: tangarang: fullmetalbukkake: lafix: A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur NOPE what the fuck is that that looks like a god damn nightmare and
sadnradxvx: fuck-it-fire-everything: bhamms: He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.” behold the happiest
fat-birds: Brown Creeper. Mod: oh god it is so fucking adorable i just WANT it
merinarasauce:sylveonikovilhelm:Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif. And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”I’m like, the fuck you mean??So today I learned that in the Dutch version
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: iamtonysexual: thisisasupergoodidea: i8urpenguin: HE TRIED TO ESCAPE FUCK THE OCEAN I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT SEA PANCAKE OUT SEA PANCAKE BACK IN
hauntedmomsanon: waiting for some little birds to fucking perch on me
vickisigh: airdicks: freshyellowbananas: this is literally the best thing ever Armin’s fucking voice holy shit he never even got to learn about the birds and the bees
itsthecummander: vanillamode: How to flip the bird (x) Seriously cant fucking get enough of this yesss, it’s baaack!!!
Honestly...
… mother fuckers! =O
alkdsjhfl;kasjdf;klasjfl;kasjdf *dies of laughter*
virginiagentlenerd: taikonaut: I FUCKED UP. DON’T LOOK AT ME. did he forget how to bird?
Mother fuck. Is some kind of mutant owl? Nothing is that cute and legitimately a bird species… wtf.
dutchster: Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?
bonerfart: Normal person: hey check out that cool bird Tumblr user: wow he smol! Smol birb! Protect this beautiful small child. Precious cinnamon roll birb. Love that blirb. Normal person: what the fuck
str8guysecrets: To Do List: • take Fido for a walk ✔️ • meet girlfriend for lunch • get fucked ✔️ ______ Efficiency is killing two birds with one stone. Now let’s just hope you don’t walk funny when you go meet the girl for lunch.
big-gay-bird: uuddlrlrba-start: tubacondom: beaux-knows: American healthcare system be like I️ fucking hate this definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system there, I fixed it More like
queenston: HOLY FUCK THIS BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!
aubreysoda: hikikomoriganglifeforever: today at the little five points halloween parade a hip urban youth dressed as a penguin walked past me and i said “i like your angry birds costume” and he turned around and said “what the FUCK dude i’m
pizzachan replied to your chat: [10:34:11 PM] Lune (º✖º): oh fuck theres 43 people… it could be worse, i just saw a version of the bird thing w. 15k+ notes i wouldnt doubt it. i think it came from a reddit thread originally? idk i just found
courteousaviarist: chocobo-strider: cockatoon: when someone compliments me i become this bird Me too OH MY FUCKING GOD
dragon-bird: Hannah Hilton & Her Sexy Fucking Tits
onceuponahenny: shephaestion:glitterarygetsit:Sevan Biçakçi, for all your tiny city in a magic ring needs. Also: frozen birds, enchanted pomegranates and creatures of the deep. I STOPPED BREATHING wowowowowowww wow wow WOW these are fucking
white-crow-nsfm: the a nice day out the birds are singing the threes are blooming and the flowers are fucking (sighhhhhhhhhhh)…….. wait what?!GOT THE POKE-BALLS!!!gfycatpatrean
damnnlyssa: holy fuck is this like bird parkour
buymynudez: He looks like one of those DL birds Blac Chyna be fucking…
And then the birds start chirping and you want them all to fuck off.
mama-bird: let’s invent a game called “infomercial” when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way
jaubaius: This tiny Tawny Frogmouth chick arrived at the Wildlife Hospital at only a few days old and needed some expert care to prepare for adulthood without his parents.SourceMore
skittleslol: cimness: sistahmamaqueen: commissarcuddles: hexane-nightmares: Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. How was this even caught on camera? are you kidding me?!?!?