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ariofthesea: Fabulous Cockatoo: 1 Japanese Angry Bird: 0 Based off of this fantastic vine by Tom Sanders Also please please click each image I swear they’re not grainy and it’s Tumblr fucking that up -_-
pushandturn: pussywag0n: thefunniestblogger: pornocreep: freemindfreebody: skinbonesandink: younggt: “birds and squirrels and earth and sky” Oh.. I freakin love my dogs. Holy fuck. I love my dog. She ain’t ever going anywhere.
arlinn-kords-wife: novicoyotl: kumagawa: why white people like this, who get so upset they go roll up in the american flag and cry thank god, we finally got rid of america Fucking two birds one stone.
cup-a-fear: sushinfood: babyanimalgifs: tigers chasing a drone credit: @cnninternational alternative title: underestimation costs zoo 踰 “Well this fucked up looking bird tastes like shit”
crocophile: edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’
popokko: bird: *bounces instead of walking* me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur
alphacrone: alphacrone: alphacrone: me: i’m a BAD BITCH don’t FUCK with me me twenty minutes before: lovingly painted a birdhouse for a bird that was living in my mint plant and literally smacked me in the face when i tried to water the mint and
foragoodtimecalltheredhood: phonerotom: batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harley’s situation, he fucks off to a different country for a “vacation”, and gets the occasional update from alfred that’s
jortbort:You know why I absolutely loved Birds of Prey? Gotham. So many of the recent movies set in that city have tried to make it all broody and dark, but there are regular people. Living their lives. Sure, their lives are fucking i n s a n e, like
nuclear-tea:The reason Batman isn’t in Birds of Prey is because while everyone else said, “fuck Harley, she’s not protected by Joker anymore” Batman, absolute galaxy brain that he is, said, “Harley is no longer protecting
dankmemeuniversity:
abbylonian-deactivated20220825:me playing with a cat: hee hee toy on a stringthe cat: what the fucks it gonna take for this bird to die
ace-of-clovers:sylveonikovilhelm:Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif. And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”I’m like, the fuck you mean??So today I learned that in the Dutch version
heusedmywife: This bird moans just like my wife - so fucking hot.. Don’t you just love Asian wifeys?
saboobnah: bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
wailtothethief: yeffyaboyuice: superziggy: After a shower, Teka sits on her towel chewing a cotton swab until she hears the wind outside promptly followed by interpretive dancing. Majestic I fucking love birds
sadnradxvx: fuck-it-fire-everything: bhamms: He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.” behold the happiest
thesassylorax: assbakasdancingbutts: grin-n-kicktheirteethin: andough: nalcania2: That bird is one badass motherfucker LOOK AT HIM HE’S FIGHTING A DINOSAUR LMAO he just goes and steps on Fred Flinstone, like “bitch you fucked wit da wrong niqqa
darthxinvader: tastefullyoffensive: Dirds (Dogs + Birds)Previously: Celebrities Before & After Photoshop FUCKING DIRDS ok now imagine them barking
horticulturalcephalopod: bullshitcockroach: horticulturalcephalopod: bullshitcockroach: horticulturalcephalopod: ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds hunts u down on the back of a cassowary I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
kiwiggle: lumos5001: scotsmcall: zaynyboy: ok but literally how HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps) ????????? I am concerned
bewbin:pastallama:bewbin: the ability to fly requires hallow bones. i could kick an angels ass you could kick a birds ass but youre not doing it. why a group of crows is called a murder im not fucking with that
bewbin: pastallama: bewbin: the ability to fly requires hollow bones. i could kick an angels ass you could kick a birds ass but youre not doing it. why a group of crows is called a murder im not fucking with that
gookygox: sadnradxvx: fuck-it-fire-everything: bhamms: He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.” behold
quibbs:lmao maybe leliana doesn’t talk to morrigan about the dress because whenever leliana gets close to her, she just consistently fucks off in bird form out of pure raw shame
paul-line: I colored the sketch because why the fuck not i have a thing for bird mom carrying fun mom
shitpost-senpai: itsthecummander: vanillamode: How to flip the bird (x) Seriously cant fucking get enough of this mikuuuuuuuuuuu~<3
vocaroo: *points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up
conventionalvampire: shadowrawrs: strawberrydaydreams: do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason you’re just like no And then they give you a reason and its like That bird looks like a fucking llama
dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala: nataliesama: bagmilk: karkatstuck: tangarang: fullmetalbukkake: lafix: A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur NOPE what the fuck is that
sherlocksmyth: johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”
lumos5001: scotsmcall: zaynyboy: ok but literally how HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)
terezidactyl: surimistick: theshiningd2: SHE WAS THE REAL MAIN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME SHE IS THE MOST FLAWLESS BABY BIRD HINATA WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP AND LOOK LIKE A GORGEOUS QUEEN DOING IT
jupitrie: terezidactyl: surimistick: theshiningd2: SHE WAS THE REAL MAIN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME SHE IS THE MOST FLAWLESS BABY BIRD HINATA WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP AND LOOK LIKE A GORGEOUS QUEEN DOING IT PEOPLE FORGET THIS ALL THE TIME AND CALL
mia says “fuq yu”
platycryptus:platycryptus:a great horned owl will look at a screech owl and be like “i have to eat that guy”“wow he’s just like me but small. Delicious”owls are just like that
marinella-ela:
onmydicklikeliquor: tsuthetiger: the fuck outta here U bird ass bitch
paizuriparfait: yuriyurarararayuruyuridaijiken: bbbraket: someone taught their bird to sing the opening song from Evangelion oh my fucking god CHRIST
immaniac: fried-bananas: denzelgtfo: suddenlywhaledicks: 3gb3rt: fuckfassy: kavinskysdick: to-the-park: A giant tin of milo. Either my CDs or my chalk bag… my glasses oh hell no my….bird 8| an inflatable neon-pink penguin fuck dude you’re
spicer-motherfucking-lovejoy: FUCKING HELL, DOLLZONE FIRST THOSE BIRD PEOPLE AND NOW THIS I FREAKING CAN’T SJFDHSJFHHJDHF
cage-isnt-an-emotion-dumpass: gaywalrus: ironriots: fat-birds: Manukura- the little white kiwi. kiwikiwikiwikiwi ♥ may i present a fucking baby kiwi aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PRECIOUS BABY
origami-birds: breakfast-with-satan: sincethefirstyear: The way the Tower fell was scary as fuck. Look, it didn’t just break off, it crashed down as if it was a domino effect, floor by floor. There were people in that building. Take a moment out
shooting4ownhand: mama-bird: qbits: A hard on is worth four times as much as a newborn. Pretty much sums up the rest of the bullet points, no? That last statistic was fucking disgusting… and people STILL call women who complain about the price of
mama-bird: let’s invent a game called “infomercial” when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way
tea-britannia: kestrel-bird: combeferresque: fourfucks: all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits #genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath
standardgaydad: u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
sassy-spoon: danielkanhai: how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice. out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst
kyleehenke: when i was little i owned a canary and something startled it so bad that it flew itself into the roof of its cage so hard that it exploded the one and only bird i ever owned fucking exploded
loveinglifechic: robotemperor: smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken Hummingbird pollinate and you’re a bird so fucking pollinate
wouldyoumindifijust: kurtle-the-turtle: what the fuck this bird just flew into our house so i like went over to let it out and it didn’t budge or anything it let me pick it up and stuff. a either your spirit animal has arrived or b you are a disney
sweet-bitsy: thechronicleofshe:centelle:OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFEwhen a cat likes you, its like being elected president.when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted
ltcoloneldaddy: kenjiandcompany: jill-bird: FUNimation’s Facebook page revealed the Attack on Titan’s English Crew [x] MICAH FUCKING SOLUSOD I AM SO INCREDIBLY DOWN WITH THIS CASTING PLEASE NOTE! Funi has announced the CREW for SNK. NOT the CAST.
hetaliaahfuck: theamericankid: Big Bird is high as shit. Why do they all look so chill and awesome like I would hang out these guys what the fuck
payloadprincess: becausebirds: When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds What the fuck are you doing using internet explorer?
theleggylass: brunhiddensmusings: snailsnart: toadsandtiels: Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this. where did you find a fucking Skeksis ? Posts that make you go HhmmmMMmmm
![ltcoloneldaddy: kenjiandcompany: jill-bird: FUNimation’s Facebook page revealed the Attack on Titan’s English Crew [x] MICAH FUCKING SOLUSOD I AM SO INCREDIBLY DOWN WITH THIS CASTING PLEASE NOTE! Funi has announced the CREW for SNK. NOT the CAST.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/76ec426c344c91b803d5c7cd238d5bdb/tumblr_n12vfdjZzT1s08ucxo1_250.jpg)
