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i don’t have a proper tub OR a proper freezer in my tiny little apartment….bugger.
shoppingbabes5: See-thru yoga pants at the store freezer …
fuelforbody: I hope you a comfortable. I have more ice cream in the freezer.
This might be rude but only a certain “type” of person buys organic gummy bears. I refuse to blv they are even close to being as good as the regs fresh out of the freezer/fridge…yuck
ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me:
doctorwhothefuckareyou: i like my men how i like my tea thrown in the boston harbor I like my men like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement. I like my men how I like my meat ground up and in the freezer I like my men how
stunningpicture: I found this in my freezer. My roommate said he’s saving him until he needs to save the world.
pokemon-global-academy: lyssorz: Look what my sister found in my grandparent’s freezer. Those chicken nuggets are 14 years old…Do not eat them without BBQ sauce.
nakamorijuan:Super Sailor Moon VS Freezer
myfatetoescape: Happy Fourth of July! 🎉 This is a video of me using a glass toy for the first time! It’s also super ice cold because I put it in the freezer beforehand. Hehe I love this toy.
thirstingaintdead: “Did you take that chicken out the freezer?” “Why is the back of this TV hot when I said no TV?” ”What did I say in the car?”
wandamaximoff: ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me: #i hope you turned on the beans
castilledupree: mixedpassing: thingsfacebookislike: mixedpassing: You couldn’t tell my mama she wasn’t a baddie Where is her rap album? Take the Chicken Out the Freezer Part. 2 (l’m omw home) is on itunes right now actually!!! Bye lol
infernalentity: Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.
temptingtabo: Good girl. Daddy is very pleased with you. Now I want you to get dressed, go to the freezer and feel those juices tighten on your face, then go to the supermarket and ask the cutest man around where you can they keep the zinc and orange
infernalentity:Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.
oboebandgeek99: heckacute: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth. Why
soulgems: sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT PIECE OF ICE FALLS ON ME SO I PICK IT UP AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT I WHISPERED “ICE DILDO” OUT LOUD BUT APPARENTLY MY COWORKER HEARD ME BECAUSE THE NEXT THING I KNOW HES
buzzfeed: infernalentity:Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017. A truly momentous day.
shadowraiku: autumngracy: autumngracy: autumngracy: autumngracy: autumngracy: autumngracy: autumngracy: autumngracy: autumngracy: autumngracy: Who wants to guess how many bags of peaches are in my dad’s freezer? The answer is: Too fucking
ars-hermetica: cum-explosion: This is truly amazing and beautiful Tie it off and toss it in the freezer to lube a cumdump with later on.
When your mom pull up and you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer.
pornstarwars: “can we have pizza?" "yeah sure just get it out the freezer”
woodmeat: “boy look at me boy didnt i tell you to tek the chicken out the freezer”
bitemycolossalmetalass: soulgems: sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT PIECE OF ICE FALLS ON ME SO I PICK IT UP AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT I WHISPERED “ICE DILDO” OUT LOUD BUT APPARENTLY MY COWORKER HEARD ME BECAUSE
Sangue frio coração no freezer.
bigdaddysgirl71: yep999: Cleaning out the freezer. Didn’t take long for @bigdaddysgirl71 to turn it naughty. I just couldn’t resist teasing daddy!
thattrollwiththehorns: thorstartsofpop: My dad put some Dr. Pepper in the freezer to chill it. Brbcrying. I just laughed harder than I have any business laughing
whyamisorandom: freezer you need to chill out
goldandlights: #this fucker says maybe 5 or 6 lines the whole film and yet everyone is thirsty as Heck for him #no wonder HYDRA keeps him in the freezer #’cause when they let him out he burns down entire cities with the force of his Sad Trash
just-shower-thoughts: Where I live it’s warmer in my freezer right now than it is outside.
My nigga take the chicken out the freezer before your moms get home .
redsuspenders: cat opens freezer
kindadopish: urbansophisticatedgeek: fashioncouturelove: I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY SCHOOL WHO HAD THESE BACK THEN WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM OMFG NSLKGHRELK yooooooo Yall know they are at the grocery store, got a box in the freezer right now.
i have a bottle of this at my house nd its in my freezer its actually kind of creepy lookin.
catsandcunts: Jack and Coke Slushies Ingredients: • 2 (12 ounce) cans Coca-Cola • 6 ounces frozen limeade concentrate • 6 ounces Jack Daniels Directions: • Mix ingredients. • Put in freezer. • Stir occasionally. • Pour and serve once mixture
vajeepersweeper: so i found these in my friend’s freezer while having a sleepover and became extremely scared. when i went to confront her about it she looked me dead in the eye and whispered, “ice ice baby”
I once had 20 loads saved in the freezer , thawed it and took it all in my ass with my squirting dildo
imgoing2killmyself: My gma watches nascar and she hates jimmy johnson so she bought his action figure thing and every time he’s in the lead she hurts him, so rn he’s in the freezer and has no foot god
newjaxxcity: I feel so black rnThis performance is like spending all day watching black panther and forgetting to take the chicken out the freezer.
Nutella Ice Cream Ingredients1 cup of Nutella6 BananasThat’s it. You can add cinnamon or cocoa powder if you want but it isn’t needed. Throw the two ingredients into a blender or food processor and blend till very smooth. Pour into Freezer safe
thorstartsofpop: My dad put some Dr. Pepper in the freezer to chill it. Brbcrying.
pokemon-global-academy: When your mom gets home and you realize you forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer
world-of-asian-beauties: ✨ @thejessicaxsun ✨ Drip so cold they put me in a freeZer 🤒 (at Shanghai, China)https://www.instagram.com/p/BzMo92LAsW7/?igshid=1aey17uwr3a97