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pk-freezer-burnt:Inktober 2017 Day 10 - When you show your friend something but they’re not impressed
incorrectrespectshippingquotes: Ash: Why is my underwear in the freezer? Drew: You said, “this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow.” Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you. Ash: That explains so much.
i like my men how i like my tea thrown in the boston harbor I like my men like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement. I like my men how I like my meat ground up and in the freezer I like my men how I like my books bound
vajeepersweeper: so i found these in my friend’s freezer while having a sleepover and became extremely scared. when i went to confront her about it she looked me dead in the eye and whispered, “ice ice baby”
tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
tvveit: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that your sister’s dad
xcinnin: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad have none
haveyourcakeandbefittoo: Homemade Frozen Yogurt INGREDIENTS: plain low fat yogurt 1 scoop vanilla protein powder your choice of fruit ie: blueberries, raspberries, mango.. METHOD: Blend all ingredients together. Put in Tupperware or freezer safe bowl
shinjukugewalt: its all fun n games till u hear ur mom coming home and u aint take the chicken out the freezer
aeolusxxx: Freezer Burn! Commission request for Playerprime
stunningpicture: I found this in my freezer. My roommate said he’s saving him until he needs to save the world.
probend: probend: i made a salad but it was super warm so i put it in the freezer and forgot about it and now it’s rock hard i’m angry update: do not microwave salad
oboebandgeek99: heckacute: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth. Why
ineskhalsa: Yesterday, Lassana Bathily helped save the lives of 15 people during the hostage crisis in the kosher shop where he works at Porte de Vincennes. They went down a latch to the basement, where he hid them in the freezer room, turned off the
h0odrich: don’t dress like a hoe to go to the supermarket…the freezer aisle is cold
infernalentity:Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.
milkywhitecum: Daddy has very high expectations, and he loves a good show. This is one way that babydoll demonstrates her respect and loyalty. She saves up a bunch of Daddy’s jizz in the freezer, and then gives him a long, sexy performance where
Ended up burying a very young male Cardinal bird today. Found it while walking to work, lying in someone’s driveway, and felt bad for the little tyke. Picked him up with a paper towel, stored him in a plastic bag and placed him in the freezer until
kabowz: Freezer,Thunder,Fire get!
ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me:
There is a 30 dollar container of cookie dough in the freezer. It’s taunting me.
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp replied to your post “There is a 30 dollar container of cookie dough in the freezer. …” Eat it eat it eat it eat it!!!!!!! I tried. I’ve been circling it like a vulture on a corpse for the past day
aeolusxxx: Freezer Burn!Commission request for Playerprime
callmepo: Got the idea for this while trying to figure out why stuff in my freezer was frosting over… (I kid you not!)I haven’t drawn Elsa for a while and she seemed the perfect model for a new line of “frosted lingerie”.Better her than Flame
potatoandotherwise: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad
Man Mutilated 21 Vaginas, Stored Clitorises In Freezer: Police
thepassioniscomingback: I wish I saw this when I was redoing my kitchen. I hate the fridge we got with the freezer drawer on the bottom.
wikihow: Are Those Tears of Joy?Tip: Place the onion in the freezer for 1-5 minutes beforehand to avoid getting tears in your eyes!To check out all 4 Ways to Cut an Onion, go here.
did-you-kno: Ancient Persian engineers made their own freezers that kept ice cold - even during desert summers. By 400 BCE, they’d perfected the ‘yakhchal,’ which which are made of thick, heat-resistant materials with vents that funnel breezes
did-you-kno: Ancient Persian engineers made their own freezers that kept ice cold - even during desert summers. By 400 BCE, they had perfected the ‘yakhchal,’ which are made of thick, heat-resistant materials. They had vents to funnel breezes
My nigga take the chicken out the freezer before your moms get home .
delimeatart: Welcome to my freezer, meet Amelia… She’ll show up every now and again. Show you her tits, ass, whatever you wanna see. Follow me, take a number and wait on line for more cold cuts!
maylivingston: @may_livingston: watching romantic movies remind me of how I am single. I hear the ice cream in my freezer calling my name. @AnnaBanks: story of my life. I went on a date this weekend and I blew it. Literally… I blew chunks.
nakamorijuan: Super Sailor Moon VS Freezer
rsslsn81: Si vabbè, lei ha una faccia che manco fosse intenta a sbrinare il freezer! 😂
Another Greaser for the Freezer
quickienewyork: It’s summer and @piper-doll is sitting in the window talking to our plants and feeling the warm breeze against her skin. Our nights are turning lazy and we’re going through more ice than the old freezer can cough up. And in the mornings,
blutheiligung: absinthecorpse: Fatkid shopping fuck that, our freezer is full of bacon, it’s called disaster preparedness. Because as soon as the zombie apocalypse happens I am eating the fuck out of all that bacon ;) a woman after my own heart
torvenius: Continue to clear the freezer, more stuff that has been waiting to be pickled and cleaned, now into the cabinets!
fuocogo: loveforhergirlfriendhaver: kimlaughton: Computer in freezer room, running fire simulation. Waste heat generated by CPU used to maintain Tamagotchi battery operating temperature. ?????????????? This is an exact representation of how I run
