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fandom-inc: fandom-inc: fandom-inc: iM LAUGHING SO HARD THERE WERE TAMPONS IN MY FREEZER???????? I JUST ASKED MY BROTHER AND HE SAID THAT HE FOUND THE “POPSICLES” IN MOMMY’S BAG AND JUST DIDNT WANT THEM TO MELT IM LAUGHING so he kept bothering
tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me:
oboebandgeek99: heckacute: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth. Why
anatomicdeadspace:When police arrived to arrest serial killer Gary Heidnik, they discovered that he had several pounds of human flesh stored in his freezer, while other body parts were simmering in a stew pot.
hayleywilliamsdaily: Life is not always good. Which is why music exists. Why I believe God exists. And why there’s always a pint of coconut milk ice cream in my freezer.
Welp Powers been out since one thirty this morning. Pretty sure the frozen meats in the freezer are nice and thawed now. Hopefully nick will come get me for lunch so that I don’t have to eat cold canned soup for breakfast lol. Crossing my fingers
stunningpicture: I found this in my freezer. My roommate said he’s saving him until he needs to save the world.
lostinnumberz: Ice cream isn’t supposed to be in the freezer?
thebohemiancircus: notlostonanadventure: lonelytitties: notlostonanadventure: sneakymedulla: OH MY FUCKING GOD Replace sprite with vodka and you have an afternoon now what commercial freezer you know that can freeze vodka? I hate science so much
pizzaforpresident: twoshadestoopale: pizzaforpresident: hello ladies Hey. I’m impressed. There should be shrinkage if he’s in a freezer but there’s a pretty okay package there can we not talk about my penis
tiddygifs:Freezer Aisle Flash
unclewhisky: swiggityswag-gutentag: swiggityswag-gutentag: swiggityswag-gutentag: swiggityswag-gutentag: I LITERALLY JUST FOUND A FROZEN SOLID JUICE BOX IN MY FREEZER WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS??????? that sounds good but i am going to cut open the
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supersaiyajinz: Nueva transformacion! Goku: Super Saiyajin DIOS - Dragon Ball Z - La resureccion de Freezer
did-you-kno: Ancient Persian engineers made their own freezers that kept ice cold - even during desert summers. By 400 BCE, they had perfected the ‘yakhchal,’ which are made of thick, heat-resistant materials. They had vents to funnel breezes
yodaprod: Badly need to defrost my freezer…
veganpizzafuckyeah: While Shane was away at TAM last month, I liberated the freezer of all its vegan pizzas. Here are the two pies from Bold Organics: on the top one, I added some mozzarella Daiya (they use Follow Your Heart brand - swoon!) and french
vegan-yums: Freezer-Friendly Recipe: Shiitake Mushroom & Tofu Potstickers
vegan-yums: *~Vegan breakfast ideas~* banana crumb muffins freezer friendly tofu scramble wraps avocado toast no pan required espresso glazed donuts easy tartine recipes almond-ella spread worlds easiest cinnamon rolls lemon strawberry and avocado toast
veganrecipecollection: (via Slow Cooker Hot Chocolate Recipe | Vegan in the Freezer)
My nigga take the chicken out the freezer before your moms get home .
genderofthenight: Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: A cool skull chilling in the freezer
gillianscully: when your mom comes home and there’s a fork in the sink and you ain’t take that damn chicken out the freezer
memeufacturing: timeaway: 2017 is gonna be all about good posture and taking walks after you eat to help digest your food 2017 is gonna be the year when me & a man in a donald duck costume both enter a del taco walk in freezer and only one of us
infernalentity: Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.
finofilipino: Como con Freezer.
foodffs: FREEZER-FRIENDLY BAGEL BOMBSReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!
fuck-bitches-get-money: eyesofthe-world: it’s bad for the acid if you keep it in tin foil… and the freezer, just so everyone’s aware You’re supposed to keep acid cold and in the dark, if it is left out in sunlight and gets warm the chemicals
It’s where the government keeps the deep freeze with all the bigfoots the aliens left behind when they sunk Atlantis. They thaw one out and let it wander around the woods every now and then to see if it’s freezer burned.
soulgems: sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT PIECE OF ICE FALLS ON ME SO I PICK IT UP AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT I WHISPERED “ICE DILDO” OUT LOUD BUT APPARENTLY MY COWORKER HEARD ME BECAUSE THE NEXT THING I KNOW HES
supportcaleon:NEW FREEZER PROPER VERSION
x-poetsep: missbuttercupifurnasty: chasing-september: supportcaleon: NEW FREEZER PROPER VERSION Why are they like this? 😂😂🤣🤣 I love them bc they are like this This is COMEDY GOLD
k1mkardashian: yungbiochemist: 2014 looks she looks like ham the ham left in the bottom of the deep freezer since last year.
redsuspenders: cat opens freezer
vajeepersweeper: so i found these in my friend’s freezer while having a sleepover and became extremely scared. when i went to confront her about it she looked me dead in the eye and whispered, “ice ice baby”
babygirlsstarman: Ice? starmanlover I have a freezer full
sooooo taking care of a neighbour’s cat while they’re on holidayhe’s a big friendly fellow but also apparently very old and ill? so as a precaution they’ve actually cleared out a drawer in the freezer in case he dies while they’ve gone :/i guess
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: sex-ruiner: gotitforcheap: gotitforcheap: by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta
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jasonsback: jasonsback: Oh my shit! Ben & Jerry’s is really good! I’ve never had it before and I greatly regret that decision. Well fuck, the rest of the pint wont fit in my freezer! What do I do? I don’t want to waste it. There has to
sanfran-dork: ratfightbehindthefridge: thecommonchick: *on phone* Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer? Me: Yes. *hangs up* I just want everyone to know that your microwave has a button that says “defrost.” It’s not the same as
woodsgotweird: Since I got an ask about my hyaenodon I thought I should post a pic of how it looks after I put it in the freezer! Gorgeous, right? Second pic is the small secondhand echo that I got from a forum user! Been eyeing the model for a while
soracities: “I’m sorry love isn’t a flower. I’m sorry my heart is a sinkhole. It swallowed a freezer once. You were right to go. But come back.” — Kim Addonizio, from ‘Please’, Wild Nights: New and Selected Poems
geminiscene: “I’m sorry love isn’t a flower. I’m sorry my heart is a sinkhole. It swallowed a freezer once. You were right to go. But come back.” — Kim Addonizio, from ‘Please’, Wild Nights: New and Selected Poems
So I just realized that I still have not finished any of the ice cream left in my freezer.
tvveit: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that your sister’s dad
thefemaleandblack: thirstingaintdead: “Did you take that chicken out the freezer?” “Why is the back of this TV hot when I said no TV?” ”What did I say in the car?” PLEASE!!
myway-stuff: ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me: Every child/teens worst nightmare
Take that chicken out of the freezer
