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sixpenceeeblog: Alicia Williams, a mom in Irving, Texas, dressed up as a head in a freezer. It was quickly dubbed the best costume of the year, with some people even initially thinking it was real.
rawchemslut:clivewest: gaggers: Active gay porn blog, I follow back all!http://gaggers.tumblr.com Best shot what a waste… wish that DNA would be saved and frozen in the freezer so I could use it to lube my slutty hole for other breeders to slide
gotitforcheap: gotitforcheap: by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian. IAN THE NUT CASE BLOODY PICKED
petermaximoff: comicstucky: the government: so…. where’s barnes? steve: t’challas royal friends: why is there a man in your freezer??? t’challa:
ifoundkylo: when your mum comes home and you didn’t get the chicken out of the freezer
tooiconic: by-grace-of-god: freshest-memes: Roman emperor in a lower temperature …Caesar in the freezer …Ruler in the cooler …Julius in the coolius Julius in the Coolius
stunningpicture: I found this in my freezer. My roommate said he’s saving him until he needs to save the world.
ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me:
civilhakeemthompson: ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me: Lmao
oboebandgeek99: heckacute: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth. Why
pettyrevenge: I was shopping at Wally World once and saw a lady put a package of frozen chicken on a shelf. Big package of frozen nuggets, freezer section two aisles over, and she just pulled it out and stuck it on the shelf with the chips. Being the
i like my men how i like my tea thrown in the boston harbor I like my men like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement. I like my men how I like my meat ground up and in the freezer I like my men how I like my books bound
zedrin-maybe: thatspyisascout: Well it’s finally here. Performing for you. Well if you’re not sick enough of Frozen already, HERE’S SOME MORE MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE IT. ICE IT. CHILL IT IN THE FREEZER—BRING IT OUT AGAIN AND LET THAT BITCH
xcinnin: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad have none
archewill: thats a big freezer
nakamorijuan: Super Sailor Moon VS Freezer
tomatomagica:tomatomagica:i accidentally left one frozen pizza dough (cooked not raw dw) in my backpack and Mushka found it :( baby obsessed with bread wthi honestly don’t know?? 😞😞 i put the other 4 in the freezer after getting home from
ratfightbehindthefridge: thecommonchick: *on phone* Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer? Me: Yes. *hangs up* I just want everyone to know that your microwave has a button that says “defrost.” It’s not the same as heating it. 30 minutes
iswearimnotnaked: i’m stressed and broke and freaking out over bills but i love my job and my pets and my friends and the people who still support me even tho im an annoying ginge and there is ice cream in my freezer and a snoring boyfriend by my side
fang107: Them: Hey chill man! Me: *climbs into freezer* ok
pokemon-global-academy: lyssorz: Look what my sister found in my grandparent’s freezer. Those chicken nuggets are 14 years old…Do not eat them without BBQ sauce.
lumnch: Customer: Do you have the frozen meatless meatball vegetable eggplant wontons? Me: Let me check in the back for you! :) Me: *is knocked unconscious in the freezer by a falling box of meatless meatball vegetable eggplant wontons and peacefully
fuocogo: loveforhergirlfriendhaver: kimlaughton: Computer in freezer room, running fire simulation. Waste heat generated by CPU used to maintain Tamagotchi battery operating temperature. ?????????????? This is an exact representation of how I run
funnytwittertweets:
wildernessflavoredjellybean-dea:America is absolutely disconnected to meatI think I realized this when I had went to see my dad and stepmom one day and asked if I could place my hawk’s food. (A rabbit leg) in the freezer. My step mom was disgusted by
thesentdowngirl-deactivated2023:Freezerburn is so fucking demonic. The idea that can happen to innocent foods makes me wanna cry
infernalentity: Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.
lets-play-a-game-tumut: pk-freezer-burnt: lets-play-a-game-tumut: WOAH! just remembered i have my very own skeleton under all this flesh! :) Not for long!
adventurouskittensub: Just heating up the freezer section a little!! 🔥❄🔥❄What would you do if you turned down a grocery aisle and saw this? 😈
abigailpatrick: gotitforcheap: gotitforcheap: by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian. IAN THE NUT
vinebox: I swear Michael Jackson recorded in a freezer to sound like that
My nigga take the chicken out the freezer before your moms get home .
sirewordplayj: souloshawn: puffsaddy: bunlikeburga: puffsaddy: 56blogsstillcrazy: Stalk Her Instagram (Beyonce Cousin) IG: simplykristinmd Lmaooo she thicker than unstirred grits. Thicker than peanut butter in the freezer Thicker than
My family's at that point where we get into a fight over what dinner should be when someone forgets to get the fish out of the freezer to thaw.
You have bowl full of gummy bears and then you fill the bowl halfway with the alcohol of your choice. Put it in the freezer or fridge, your choice. But the gummies will soak the alcohol and you eat the gummies and get faded. MUST DO.
tetrozone: freezer you need to chill out
fandom-inc: fandom-inc: fandom-inc: iM LAUGHING SO HARD THERE WERE TAMPONS IN MY FREEZER???????? I JUST ASKED MY BROTHER AND HE SAID THAT HE FOUND THE “POPSICLES” IN MOMMY’S BAG AND JUST DIDNT WANT THEM TO MELT IM LAUGHING so he kept bothering
infernalentity:Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.
Alguien puede comprobar si es verdadero o falso pls que se parece mucho a la nave de freezer tratando de escapar de goku xD
poco-loki: bitemycolossalmetalass: soulgems: sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT PIECE OF ICE FALLS ON ME SO I PICK IT UP AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT I WHISPERED “ICE DILDO” OUT LOUD BUT APPARENTLY MY COWORKER HEARD
vajeepersweeper: so i found these in my friend’s freezer while having a sleepover and became extremely scared. when i went to confront her about it she looked me dead in the eye and whispered, “ice ice baby”
nudityandnerdery: norafox: vodkapirate: Jack and Coke Slushies Ingredients: • 2 (12 ounce) cans Coca-Cola • 6 ounces frozen limeade concentrate • 6 ounces Jack Daniels Directions: • Mix ingredients. • Put in freezer. • Stir occasionally.
futubandera: pele ql pesao Pele troleando a la UC en su visita a San Freezer
I put my tea in the freezer to make it colder quicker and forgot about it
vodkapirate: Jack and Coke Slushies Ingredients: • 2 (12 ounce) cans Coca-Cola • 6 ounces frozen limeade concentrate • 6 ounces Jack Daniels Directions: • Mix ingredients. • Put in freezer. • Stir occasionally. • Pour and serve once mixture
unclewhisky: swiggityswag-gutentag: swiggityswag-gutentag: swiggityswag-gutentag: swiggityswag-gutentag: I LITERALLY JUST FOUND A FROZEN SOLID JUICE BOX IN MY FREEZER WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS??????? that sounds good but i am going to cut open the
i like my men how i like my tea thrown in the boston harbor I like my men like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement. I like my men how I like my meat ground up and in the freezer I like my men how I like my books
unduplicated: ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me: I relate to this. SO MUCH.
deucalio: Every time I open the freezer I f*cking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass f*cking ice cream cone
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