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The Wiccan Tarot card reader at the The Edge coffee shop told mai fortune for the price of a large cookie from the counter. Apparently i am the Queen of Swords? which fits well in an odd way with being uma metaru, a metal horse. And the final card was
now she's free
potatoandotherwise: got this gem of a fortune in a cookie today
doom-cookies-and-louis: genderlesssmol: piranhapunk: piranhapunk: i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had 踰 in it im having a heart attack reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune
fortuneaday:[A white fortune cookie paper with black text reading: Your fondest dream will come true within this year.]
pixie-bitch75: Happy Chinese New Year, it’s year of the Cock… I’m off to celebrate with Chinese food n’ fortune cookies, lol 💜kisses,pixie💜
fresh-fortune-cookies:At 24% #thc its potency is the only thing we truly know about this delectable flower. #TheWhite has no relation to #WhiteWidow and its genetic history is very mysterious. It’s named for the sugary avalanche of #trichomes that coat
miseraboolia: did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”
Don't Eat Fortune's Cookie
stevviegriffin: stevviegriffin: I got a double fortune cookie there is a god WAIT I DON’T WANT THIS ONE TAKE IT BACK
christianmingle: Fortune cookie callin me gay
vicemag: Introducing the Profiles Issue When dealing with idioms, you have to tread very carefully in regards to which ones you subscribe to, because you run the risk of inevitably being called out on your bullshit fortune-cookie rhetoric. For example,
doctor1462: gentledomfindingmyway: I have this from a fortune cookie. It is taped to my fridge. No one was quicker on the tongue in a battle of wits than Mae West, Many of her famous quotes like why don’t you ” come up and see me sometime” were
lov3-lust-lon3lin3ss: My sister gave me a fortune cookie this evening, this was what it said inside☺️
500daysofpizza: pyuke: fortune cookie knows what’s best :s :
nevver: Fortune cookie
fortuneaday:[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text reading: Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you. Lucky Numbers 1, 2, 8, 7, 40, 43]
fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with black text reading: Your fondest dream will come true within this year.]
fortuneaday:[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: You will soon gain something you have always desired.]
fortuneaday:[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: This coming Friday will be an exciting time for you.]
gastrogirl: valentine’s day fortune cookies.
fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: Be thankful for the experience you encounter tomorrow.]
girl-just-wanna-masturbate: wh0reoscopes: It looks like a fortune cookie! Perfect!
submissivekisses: devifemme: masters-littleone: Best. Fortune. Cookie. Ever. I hope so ;)
segaajenesis: Fortune cookie
erika-yuuki: Found this in a fortune cookie
oh my god and now fortune cookie soap is sending shit to arkadelphia even though i told them i don’t live there anymore i hate a lot of things that’s an hour long drive from my house
chadleymacguff: Fuck you fortune cookie.
fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: This week you will be able to handle whatever comes your way.]
ahsteria: *opens fortune cookie and it just says BITCH in all caps*
sundaysad: Fortune cookie
princess-manders: lil-miss-bi-curious: obscenite: So it is written…so let it be done. Make it so! The ledger threat was made… The fortune cookie only serves to make me squeal and hide
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