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writing-prompt-s: The only place to eat for miles is the Asian restaurant attached to the gas station. The food is great, but their fortune cookies always come true.
owochimuwu:Every fortune cookie I’ve ever opened had nuclear launch codes inside. But thats just the kind of luck being beautiful gets you
mwilli57: Damn I would like to open up that fortune cookie
veggieblt: I just ate 23 fortune cookies what did you do this morning
juiceadrenaline: Blood snack brand vampire treats™ (Referenced off a fortune cookie wrapper)
foxnewsofficial: what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
skyyskipp: This is the single most disturbing fortune cookie I’ve ever gotten.
atheist-overdose: The best fortune cookie I’ve ever had.follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr
nevver: Fortune cookie ☺
christianmingle: Fortune cookie callin me gay
cravehiminallways212: Whatcha lookin’ at, Mister…? 💋 Is that a fortune cookie?….💋
cravehiminallways212: hergreeneyedsir: cravehiminallways212: Whatcha lookin’ at, Mister…? 💋 Is that a fortune cookie?….💋 Mmm…yes. I think you should break it open and read it…💋 “shall I open it with this?” *Sticks
awwww-cute: Fortune cookie (Source: http://ift.tt/1UenNKx)
nevver: Fortune cookie
missbananafish: wetforest: someone is trying to find you. keep hiding I didn’t know there were Welcome to Night Vale fortune cookies.
liberal727: If only the fortune cookie came with a miracle ;)
tastefullyoffensive: Fortune cookie wisdom. [x]
I’ve quoted this Plato quote all over Facebook and here so it was cute to get this fortune cookie :’) #plato #bekind #fortunecookie
myslutbelongstome: Too bad they can’t say, “there’s a pegging in your very near future .” That would be the greatest fortune cookie ever :-) Lmol
stevviegriffin: stevviegriffin: I got a double fortune cookie there is a god WAIT I DON’T WANT THIS ONE TAKE IT BACK
pixie-bitch75: Happy Chinese New Year, it’s year of the Cock… I’m off to celebrate with Chinese food n’ fortune cookies, lol 💜kisses,pixie💜
vicemag: Introducing the Profiles Issue When dealing with idioms, you have to tread very carefully in regards to which ones you subscribe to, because you run the risk of inevitably being called out on your bullshit fortune-cookie rhetoric. For example,
nevver:Fortune cookie
collegehumor: Helpful Fortune Cookie Explains Orange Juice Consider my mind blown. I had no idea!!!
Had some Chinese food and this was the note inside my fortune cookie….. And it’s SO TRUE.
miseraboolia: did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”
thequietguynextdoor: finally an accurate fortune cookie
beebeerockhard: I think my fortune cookie is telling me to do anal.
supersodapop: Who let some kingdom hearts character write this fortune cookie
suicidegirls: Tease of the Day: Radeo Suicide loves her corgi, couch forts, surprises, superstitions, and fortune cookies.
swimdeepvevo: i got a fortune cookie
thejoshscogin: Welp…. This is easily my favorite fortune cookie I have ever received.
suicidegirls: Radeo in Venus in FursINTO: youMAKES ME HAPPY: costello my corgi, couch forts, surprises, superstitions & fortune cookies
artisticduckie: thanks for the wisdom, fortune cookie
feyminism-blog: Totally Useless Fortune Cookies (x)
Yup. Even the fortune cookie knows.
absalonl16: sexkittenchronicles: inkdnready: It happens…😈 Best fortune cookie ever Best reality!!! That would be lovely!
painting my nails OPI’s Red My Fortune Cookie. I just painted them OPI’s Coney Island Cotton Candy yesterday, but since its light it got messed up bad when i slept ): now i can’t start hw till like midnight. cool.
haha I messed up again /: im ususally good at this too.. sigh ): lovinginfinitely replied to your post: painting my nails OPI’s Red My Fortune Cookie. I… I always do that, LOL (: block lovinginfinitely liked your post:painting my nails
bookishdiplodocus: Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
wake-up-morning: FORTUNE COOKIE@suckmypixxxel
fortheloveofmyjasu: getsuswet: sharpiekunkun: ♡ ~StarrLo~ Now that’s my type of fortune cookie~ Rainbow
clear-glass: Porcelain Fortune Cookie
cute-overload: fortune cookies do come truehttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/NQ1W2Ov
ovvaries: i got a fortune cookie
cursedfaechild: sixpenceee: Corezone is a heart-shaped object in which you can place something, whether a thought or emotion just like a fortune cookie. In order to release your emotion you must — well — break your heart. @sixpenceee I love this
sixpenceee:Corezone is a heart-shaped object in which you can place something, whether a thought or emotion just like a fortune cookie. In order to release your emotion you must — well — break your heart. @sixpenceee
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