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skyyskipp: This is the single most disturbing fortune cookie I’ve ever gotten.
新年快乐! Happy Year of The Dragon :)
insanelygaming: Fortune Cookies Created by Brawlinthefamily
mendelianslip: A fortune cookie told me not to shave my legs. Great sense of humor. Great legs, too.
tasteslikegreen: I would flip shit if I found this in my fortune cookie ohmygod
christianmingle: Fortune cookie callin me gay
raunchster: Fortune Cookie.
drivingmissdarcy: “Fortune Cookie” Join all the throbbing members @ http://drivingmissdarcy.tumblr.com/
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fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: Be careful! Straight trees often have crooked roots. Lucky Numbers 25, 15, 55, 29, 4, 8 Back: Mother, Chinese text (mǔ) (qīn)]
saythankyoumaster: Her fortune cookie came true.
cautioncat: Did I just get trolled by a fortune cookie?
darkangelfindingherway: anicklebitome: Fortune cookies
soylentorange replied to your post “Paragraph prompts” Woman whose body grows every time she’s envious of someone else’s, oblivious to her own changes. Her dinner over, Yumiko cracked the fortune cookie in her takeout. The message
Ninja Brian Lurks in This Castle? A message inside one of the fortune cookies found in this game reveals something “interesting” about the titular creepy castle…—SUPPORT MADHOG ON PATREON: http://www.patreon.com/MadhogTUMBLR:
fortuneaday:[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text reading: Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you. Lucky Numbers 1, 2, 8, 7, 40, 43]
ponzudon: Koisuru Fortune Cookie (NMB48 karaoke version) x
AKB48 - Koisuru Fortune Cookie
doctor48md:AKB48 7th Kouhaku Taikou Utagassen 2017: 48G UnpluggedKoisuru Fortune Cookie / AKB48 STU48 / AKB48 / NMB48 / SKE48 / HKT48 / NGT48Youtube Playlist
manadoki:AKB48 - Interview + Tenohira ga Kataru Koto + Koisuru Fortune Cookie at Uta no Yell
svtfoeheadcanons: Michael C. Hall (the titular character from Dexter -which is definitely NOT a kids show) will guest star in a (supposedly) villainous role in the upcoming Star Vs. The Forces of Evil episode Fortune Cookies. Interesting casting choice…
svtfoeheadcanons: Don’t miss tonight’s new episode Blood Moon Ball / Fortune Cookies on Disney XD!
sheakaluvsjungjihoon: Seungho meets fortune cookies for the first time •ᴥ• lmao I love Seungho
True and very profound for a fortune cookie. (at Joy Wok Super Buffet & Hibachi Grill)
“A little courtesy would go a long way.” - the fortune cookie she opened in the hotel room. Coincidence was trying to help her and she ignored it.
nevver: Fortune cookie
redeadepression: bookishdiplodocus: Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck! Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.
her-master: The fortune cookie knows what kind of girl you are. See? lol
muscle-love: Half naked man, breakfast food, and fortune cookies….this couldn’t be a more perfect picture
Ok fuck you fortune cookie.
Son of a bitch. =_=
lol….. SHHHHHHHHH YOU’RE GIVING AWAY MY LIFE SECRETS.
=_= Nice try.
Heh.
theprogressofspring: incorrectthesongofachillesquotes: Odysseus, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same Achilles, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two did @ofgeography write this???
waxandmilk: Fortune Cookie Truth via Bread City
ebonyenigma: i think my fortune cookie wuz lyin’ when it said “you will go far in life.”
What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?
Donnie Trashes Ten 1/10-Fortune Cookie Soap Company “The Sweet Spot” Body Wash I’m going to confess: I bought this because of the fact that the collection was clearly inspired by Candyland. As a kid, I was super duper gay for Queen
Another month, another load of garbage! I’m sorry this photo is terrible. I’m sick and I just want to get it done with! Here’s what I used:Fortune Cookie Soap Hand Sanitizer in The Captain (Ū.89): I got this one from last year’s summer
bookishdiplodocus: Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
jjongrose-blog: ‘fortune cookie’ mv
deducecanoe: Brilliant
strawberry-pills: redtember day twenty: the troll farmer“Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.”“What is that, another one of your dumbass literary quotes?”“Fortune cookie.”
hsmvevo: S1 EP09: “The Short List” There’s many a slip twixt the tongue and the wrist, Josh.Yes well, your fortune cookie wisdom notwithstanding, it’s gonna sail.
not-ton: foxnewsofficial: what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 101% done with this site
laughingsquid: If I Wrote Fortune Cookies
syfycity: Walter wrote my fortune cookie.http://syfycity.tumblr.com FRIIIIIIIIIINGE
yo slow down there fortune cookie
miseraboolia: did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”
I got this from a fortune cookie and my little sister said I should post a picture of it asking which one of you it is
redeadepression:bookishdiplodocus: Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck! Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.
uncommonshamans: I TALK LIKE I FORTUNE COOKIE WRITE
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