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so i got chinese food and this was in my fortune cookie it’s a sign
midgar-crossing: So..I got some extra bells and want to share them with animal crossing fandom :3 Prize:- 1,000,000 Bells- 5 Fortune Cookies- 4 Full Baskets of Fruit Rules:- You don’t need to follow me, but if you do it will be appreciated! =) ( and
resplend3nt-rap4cious: nevver: Fortune cookie ‘
goodhealthgoodvibes: My fortune cookie last night lol Snap!
squirtingkitten: Where can I get this fortune cookie?:P
pristinely-ungifted: Don’t worry, kids, my fortune cookie says 2017 is gonna be okay!
oh mystical fortune cookie…
aobabe: what is this fortune cookie trying to imply about me…….. i showed it to my sister and she proceeded to run to her room and pull this out of her purse
bookishdiplodocus: Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
redeadepression: bookishdiplodocus: Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck! Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.
maggierobots:andhumanslovedstories:Fortune cookie not fucking around. Everyone get ready for Goals Met February Fuck yeah, let’s do this!
nevver: Fortune cookie
69honeybeez1: I put way too much faith in fortune cookies…
gentlemanlosergentlemanjunkie:Judi West in The Fortune Cookie, 1966.
divalocity: Fortune Cookie: Actress Taraji P. Henson for Harper’s Bazaar September 2015. Photography by Michael Avedon
civilwhore:alex-target: text-posters: looks like this fortune cookie is talking about civilwhore’s blog i’ve been on her blog for at least 15mins and the amount of tears on my face can fill up an ocean! I LOVE YOU ALL thank u!
christianmingle: Fortune cookie callin me gay
40ozvannyc: Fortune Cookie.
pawgredheadtx:🐰Fortune cookie 🍪
tastefullyoffensive: Fortune cookie writers have stopped trying.[via]
I have so many random fortune cookie items that I need to get rid of… I’m kinda wondering if I should waste time trying to sell them to people online or if I should just trash them.
brittajj26: nevver: Fortune cookie THIS
foodffs: Lucky You: How to Make Fortune Cookies [Printable Messages Included!] Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
sexy-fit-body-tips:[image] My fortune cookie was oddy motivational.
suicidegirls: Radeo in Venus in FursINTO: youMAKES ME HAPPY: costello my corgi, couch forts, surprises, superstitions & fortune cookies
nevver: Fortune cookie, Dave Pollot
What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?
warrenaguilar: Fuck.this fortune cookie hahahaha what a bitchass
pretenderperson: somehowbreathtaking: scarlets-musings: myspankingenthusiast: The fortune cookie doesn’t lie. Let’s hope so… Ooooo. I hope so!! Yes please!
skyyskipp: This is the single most disturbing fortune cookie I’ve ever gotten.
vuls: International Paper Co. Fortune Cookie Package David Feinberg Design, New York, New York, 1984
gunterthetiel: Things I can put on Gunter’s head pt. 21: Fortune cookie wrapper
writeroffates: Nightwing #142 “Thanks for the tidbit, Obi-Wan.”“I’m a walking fortune cookie.”“Yeah, and a stale one at that.” There is nothing that makes me happier than the Batfam acting like a family. Especially
thedrunkenmoogle: Pokemon Card Beer Pong Table After considering making a beer pong table out of other collectable objects, such as bottle caps and fortune cookies, Tom Sejkora took the geekier route and created a beer pong table out of his old Pokemon
humorandhumility: Learn to love the journey. :)
miseraboolia: did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”
fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with red text on the front reading: Age is a matter of feelings, not years]
fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: The limit to your abilities is where you place it. Lucky Numbers 51, 9, 43, 13, 12, 2 Back: Quench one’s thirst, Chinese text (jiĕ) (kĕ)]
fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: May my faith always exceed my fears - the price is too great to go through life afraid. Lucky Numbers 7, 44, 25, 16, 8, 19 Back: Learn Chinese- Friend, Chinese text- Peng-you]
fortuneaday:[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text reading: Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you. Lucky Numbers 1, 2, 8, 7, 40, 43]
fortuneaday:[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: A dream you have will come true. Lucky Numbers 3, 56, 32, 38, 25, 42 Back: Wine, Chinese text (jiǔ)]
fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with black text reading: Your fondest dream will come true within this year.]
fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: Focus on your long-term goal. Good things will soon happen.]
fortuneaday:[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: Soon you will be sitting on top of the world. Lucky Numbers 6, 18, 24, 36, 42, 48 Back: Urgent, Chinese text (jí) (shì)]
jjongrose: ‘fortune cookie’ mv
pixie-bitch75:Happy Chinese New Year, it’s year of the Cock… I’m off to celebrate with Chinese food n’ fortune cookies, lol 💜kisses,pixie💜
lolfactory: My fortune cookie sounds like Satan trying to give a motivational speech ➨ funny blog [via imgur]
fortuneaday:[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: This is your special month! All your efforts will be successful.]
snowdarkred:owochimuwu:Every fortune cookie I’ve ever opened had nuclear launch codes inside. But thats just the kind of luck being beautiful gets you#Donald Trump explaining to the FBI how he got those documents (via @airplanefoodblackmarket)
![tastefullyoffensive: Fortune cookie writers have stopped trying.[via]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9bc83e5a3c9d4af14c9311c26c0d4c42/tumblr_mll8ytXkYf1qewacoo1_250.jpg)
![foodffs: Lucky You: How to Make Fortune Cookies [Printable Messages Included!] Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/189558975278fd0c628544371e0fbe59/tumblr_nzi6idXmwu1sn5m44o1_250.jpg)
![sexy-fit-body-tips:[image] My fortune cookie was oddy motivational.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a261369ecbfdb8b5636e4501f4bd1ac8/tumblr_nkg5uwCOIL1u51fixo1_250.jpg)
![fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with red text on the front reading: Age is a matter of feelings, not years]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/91a8aaa208811a24c62aaef1f42c5a78/tumblr_p95oodqP2w1r1exbco1_250.png)
![fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: The limit to your abilities is where you place it. Lucky Numbers 51, 9, 43, 13, 12, 2 Back: Quench one’s thirst, Chinese text (jiĕ) (kĕ)]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a83b4e33591c3593522190ed9037d48c/tumblr_p95omgc3cC1r1exbco1_250.png)
![fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: May my faith always exceed my fears - the price is too great to go through life afraid. Lucky Numbers 7, 44, 25, 16, 8, 19 Back: Learn Chinese- Friend, Chinese text- Peng-you]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/054d33165ba3df8847814580c9b13b42/tumblr_p0epnqyObe1r1exbco1_250.png)
![fortuneaday:[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text reading: Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you. Lucky Numbers 1, 2, 8, 7, 40, 43]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f283e853451da3ef5a80ad109f895f65/tumblr_p4bphhVizF1r1exbco1_250.png)
![fortuneaday:[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: A dream you have will come true. Lucky Numbers 3, 56, 32, 38, 25, 42 Back: Wine, Chinese text (jiǔ)]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/991f5a04cd99c3030355686bc5a482f6/tumblr_pl92wjtijB1r1exbco1_250.png)
![fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with black text reading: Your fondest dream will come true within this year.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/355d6f464fd1d454ee9bd17383134393/tumblr_pnyfs6AsiM1r1exbco1_250.png)
![fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: Focus on your long-term goal. Good things will soon happen.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e64704fdb651dca88fc3d4e3d1781b3c/tumblr_p1fsqdTlFB1r1exbco1_250.png)
![fortuneaday:[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: Soon you will be sitting on top of the world. Lucky Numbers 6, 18, 24, 36, 42, 48 Back: Urgent, Chinese text (jí) (shì)]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/dcf1e14b0985282ccb04bdfeaa69a788/tumblr_pw1u5b3A911r1exbco1_250.png)
![lolfactory: My fortune cookie sounds like Satan trying to give a motivational speech ➨ funny blog [via imgur]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8de0ee89bf58b55385e07a7228fd2147/tumblr_nvcf9fBP9c1qzag1wo1_250.jpg)
![fortuneaday:[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: This is your special month! All your efforts will be successful.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e8e44906b608972eba99825432d60569/tumblr_pmf4k1ciS11r1exbco1_250.png)
