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jobeyjewface: “This place is fancy, and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.” — Wednesday Addams, at Camp Chippewa (via incorrect-addams-family)
pepperchan: hazrdwolf: Truce at the Fork-Tongue Crossroads - by Alesia_Aisela This is the best, hands down.
greedyofficefatty: Pigs don’t get forks.
iamadominant: “ Each time I raise My fork, I want the scent of your sex on My fingers, so that I can lust for you again, and take you as Mine for dessert, My greedy slut~! ”
my-wanton-self: Put your fork in this socket, dear.
e-102:e-102:ak-47 knocked my fork out of my bowl of rice while i was talking on the phone to a doctor. she did it again while i was typing this post Avtomat Kalashnikova
moss-feratu:I just know he’s bisexual I KNOW he is
phrases:Adulting is soup and I am a fork
kittysmashh: Kitty; lifter of weights, forks, and spirits. 😇 One of the cutest GIFs ever!!!🐱🐱🐱😇😇😇
hottieamateurs: curvalicious77: Ass Wednesday - Spooning leads to forking http://thickchicksnjunk.tumblr.com/ There she is :-) my lovely heart bum weekly submission. Xo. Thank you for this ❤️ I can just imagine grabbing all that voluptuous bum
trotskay: went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha !
The fork looks like the wife from the Jetsons, no?
bumbarbie: here is me with the friggin fork I am not a catfish
greyhairedcanuck: No fork or spoon… wtf 🤷♂️
fruitcrocs:i’m a hormonal teenage girl who cried for twenty minutes when my noodles fell off my fork this morning
chongoblog:shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:anditcametopost:I got 1 task done today. I emptied the big trash can in my bedroom. That’s one less fork to deal with.I have severe executive dysfunction. I’ve been dealing with it by having myself
life is soup, I am fork
kimmieb01: cumonsteph: bakedandblown: allmyswallowsorg: He hits her with a forked cumshot BnB Look at her delight. Cum beautifies you.Cum makes you happy. Cum makes me so happy!!
wistfulsubsidiary:sixpenceee:This torture device consisted of a metal piece with two opposed bi-pronged forks attached to a belt or strap. One end of the device was pushed under the chin, the other to the sternum, and the strap was used to secure the
ssadist666: SSADIST666 YOUNG, ARYAN, LEAN LEATHER BOY….COMMANDS A BIG PRICE TO GET NEAR HIS JUNK & BEAUTIFUL BUTT. fag cash slaves READILY FORK OVER their fag cash to TASTE IS PRICK, EAT HIS SHIT, LICK HIS LEATHER & FEEL HIS BRUTALITY.
actionbuddy: When I “accidentally” dropped my fork on the floor, at the breakfast table… I was very glad I took the time to lean down to pick it up.
smutsmoke: erospothos: showmeyocurves: SHOWMEYOCURVES. 😳seriously just wtf?! Reblog until death. with a fork. no napkin needed.
dissonant-harmony: cassmecstasy: thewolfmansbride: wallyedge: whatificantf0rgety0uu: Ugh this is annoying The fork pissed me off so much. This ruined me. This is all wrong I can’t handle this
veganrecipecollection: (via Ice Cream Brownie Sandies | Fork and Beans)
A FORK IN THE ROAD
drhanniballecter: drhanniballecter:There’s this weird fork statue at my school and apparently several students got together and started worshiping it with sporks Seriously…These are all sporks surrounding a much larger sporkThe ritual has begun
rubyetc: Fuck fucking fuck forks
plastic-knives-and-forks: ben-solo-trash: emotrashkylo: winterpunk: cimness: LOOK AT GWENDOLINE ON THE FAR LEFT #there’s so much going on here I don’t even know where to start Somebody please draw this but in their characters, please YES PLEASE
bootyfulassasin:No Fork Needed
por-la-cresta: fuck yeah fork
10knotes: ooki-doki-loki: FORK theres a spoon in there this is why i have trust issues Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
singlegrape: *eats a banana with a fork and knife so people know im straight*
blue-foxes: aarcadien: Salvador Dali – Ménagère (Cutlery Set) 1957 Six pieces (silver-gilt) comprising of two forks, two knives and two enameled spoons. Fuckin love Dali
moonblossom: thesmellofsunscreen: explodingpringlescans: destiangels: mobiuskleinstein: dancy-magic-dancy: m7throse: imaginehanniballecter: imagine hannibal lecter singing bohemian rhapsody MAMA, JUST ATE A MAN- PUT A FORK AGAINST HIS HEAD
xtremecaffeine: snakesonajames: Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right,
talkearlietome: cartel: hotboysofficial: the future is now are people that lazy to need this While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease
badmanbadplace: How to feed a girlfriend from your mouth? Almost anyone can stick a fork or chopstick inside another person’s mouth and feed her, but this one much cuter. I also wonder, why American television does not have such educational programming.
sanderson55: “I panicked so I grabbed a fork off the counter. AND I STABBED HER IN THE FACE!” hahaha love this movie
fristjra: dissonant-harmony: cassmecstasy: thewolfmansbride: wallyedge: whatificantf0rgety0uu: Ugh this is annoying The fork pissed me off so much. This ruined me. This is all wrong I can’t handle this A lesson in frustration.
You have to love a fork who loves to suck cock
epic-humor: miguelofthedark: I need this fork see more
skidmoreowingsmerrill: Turning Bridge-Building Sideways In 1978, SOM architect Myron Goldsmith and engineer T.Y. Lin created a remarkable structure to span the challenging middle fork of California’s American River. Ruck-A-Chucky Bridge elegantly
rustybutcher: Before & after. From jump bike to flat tracker. Shock, fender, fork, wheels, risers, & lights swap. @steviexsteve 👊
vocaroo: i love playing mind games with my mum i keep staring at her and whispering her name until she looks at me then i look away and i keep rearranging her shelves and emptying the entire contents of our cutlery drawer and hiding knives and forks
aarkenstone: Blunt the knives, bend the forks, Smash the bottles and burn the corks,Chip the glasses and crack the plates!That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! Cut the cloth and tread the fat,Leave the bones on the bedroom mat,Pour the milk on the pantry
aarkenstone: Blunt the knives, bend the forks,Smash the bottles and burn the corks,Chip the glasses and crack the plates!That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! Cut the cloth and tread the fat,Leave the bones on the bedroom mat,Pour the milk on the pantry
malekith: malekith: malekith: oh my god i dont have a gag reflex update i just stuck a fork down my throat and nothing happened its official im going to be a prostitute this is the only way to utilize these skills update my mother just walked in
mamitachvla: another reason why im chubby is that i use tortillas instead of forks
honeyhunnysugarsugar: some SBs get successful and forget they ever went on a first POT date in a overly revealing outfit to “impress” and heels they couldn’t walk in and were nervous and forgot what fake name they used and didnt know which fork/spoon
bladeandwood: Nice old folding knife and fork combo.
note-a-bear:fuckyeahvintage-retro: Yellowstone, WY c.1950s-60s © Ryan Khatam “So, uh, you gotta take a left at the fork, and then there’s this…you’ll see a gully, trust me: you’ll know it when you see it. When you see the gully, go until
sweetbabybear: thekittensmaster: First time topping my new switch friend, started playing with a heavy dinner fork and it turned into a work of art! Offft!
c-s-reed: wallyedge: whatificantf0rgety0uu: Ugh this is annoying The fork pissed me off so much. This makes me so uncomfortable.
itseasytoremember: no1twerkslikegaston: ariel’s just like “girl I could tell you stories” “bitch i thought forks were for hair, i learned shit from a fucking seagull”
