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nemfrog:Sound intervals recorded by vibrating tuning forks at different frequencies. Sound and music. 1892.
ivrik: Foot tickling with a plastic fork
lumos5000: skeetbucket: A fork, knife, and spoon all in one Chopsticks with a soup spoon 2013 we did it it’s about fucking time
freystupid: Fork in Tattoo, 2006. Oil on canvas. Tala Madani (Iranian, b. 1981)
maurozag: Tala Madani - Fork in Tattoo (2006)
mattgftw: my biggest worry would be accidentally stabbing my cock with my fork.
miketooch: notkingkong: this gets funnier every year The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why
quickslut: thenatsdorf: Frenchie eating blueberries. its the holding of the fork that rly kills me
notsophiesworld: “How much better is silence; the coffee cup, the table. How much better to sit by myself like the solitary sea-bird that opens its wings on the stake. Let me sit here for ever with bare things, this coffee cup, this knife, this fork,
catay: (via The Fat Chick ponders many things both great and small - life, art, and why, while wearing a white shirt, dinner will always find a spot to display its full glory yet when wearing black, dinner will remain on the fork?!? : Photo of the Week :
cellulitelova: I need to spoon her and I hope it leads to forking
mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just
callmechaos: araquisprite: ok SO ON NEW YEARS AT 12 AM EVERYBODY MAKE A TEXT POST THAT JUST SAYS “FORK” OK I TRUST YOU ALL TO DO THIS.SIGNAL BOOST pleasE. *EDIT*THIS SHIT IS GOING DOWN AT 12AM EASTERN STANDARD TIME I am in.
giantmetalchicken: jealousofthetea: giantmetalchicken: giantmetalchicken: eynrudderbutt: christiantheatheist: hippiewithablog: thisgingersnapsback: … what Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind
gabul0sis: like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink
dogapult: technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
space-queer: notablipintime: aarcadien: Salvador Dali – Ménagère (Cutlery Set) 1957 Six pieces (silver-gilt) comprising of two forks, two knives and two enameled spoons. But… why are there seven pieces? Who does the other one belong to? OP
marissanabeth: snakesonajames: Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right,
dumbucket: Professor Layton seems like the type of doofus who eats pizza and hot pockets with a fork
lordkat: lordkat: can i have a fork do you have a metal one i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
iamtheintelligence: nowyoukno: Now You Know the correct way to eat spaghetti is with only a fork. (Source) WHOT HE HELL USES A SPOON TO EAT SPAGHETTI
haidybitch: trying to blog w/o xkit is like eating soup with a fork
spoopystationmanagement: phrux: leakinginklikeblood: lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I did not know this. The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language
drhanniballecter: drhanniballecter:There’s this weird fork statue at my school and apparently several students got together and started worshiping it with sporks Seriously…These are all sporks surrounding a much larger sporkThe ritual has begun
talkearlietome: cartel: hotboysofficial: the future is now are people that lazy to need this While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease
minementis: scenicroutes: #this is literally how being nonbinary is Imagine explaining non-binary genders like this though, “Okay so you know how a spork is like a spoon, and also a fork, while also being neither? I am the spork of humanity. I have
trulysophisticat: sammyscosplay: Cosplay (and general sewing) life hack- easy pleats with a fork! For all those school girl uniform cosplays and more :)
raunchysub: This is what fag-heaven looks like: an all-you-can-eat buffet of ripe Alpha ass. Someone get me a fork and knife, stat!
taint3ed: doriansennui: amazing-how-you-love: browngirldecolonized: Jenny Yang in “If Asians Said the Stuff White People Say” “I just LOVE dating white guys because they’re so large and overbearing" "Omg 2 forks?! That would
trotskay: went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha !
quelloras: writingjustforgiggles: do-not-touch-my-food: Sticky Date and Chocolate Chip Pudding with Amaretto Butterscotch Sauce “Here, Galla, try this for me, would you? How’d it turn out?" (( quelloras )) Gallaria settled a fork into
confectionerybliss: Maple Bacon Mochi Pancake BitesSource: Fork To Belly
foodiebliss: Winter Enchiladas With Pumpkin Enchilada SauceSource: Our Four Forks
just-shower-thoughts: Asking who’s the “man” and who’s the “woman” in a gay relationship is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork.
foodiebliss: Buttermilk Ice CreamSource: Fork To Belly
carryonmy-assbutt: eabevella: plastic-knives-and-forks: ben-solo-trash: emotrashkylo: winterpunk: cimness: LOOK AT GWENDOLINE ON THE FAR LEFT #there’s so much going on here I don’t even know where to start Somebody please draw this but in
just-shower-thoughts: Learning to code has totally fucked my google search history. For example, “Do you fork a child before or after you kill the parent?”
viewfromthetent: Toleak Point - Forks, WA
kitten-xx: parasitic-tendencies: wallyedge: whatificantf0rgety0uu: Ugh this is annoying The fork pissed me off so much. im so uncomfortable I feel quite uneasy now. This is so distressing.
dissonant-harmony: cassmecstasy: thewolfmansbride: wallyedge: whatificantf0rgety0uu: Ugh this is annoying The fork pissed me off so much. This ruined me. This is all wrong I can’t handle this
dailyjackiechan: cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”
singingwrinkle: a frustrated john lennon groans. yet again little sean will not eat his veggies. he throws the fork down and demands he “give peas a chance”
tvscripts: mom and dad and vicky wonder why he has forks for hands
sixpenceee: This torture device consisted of a metal piece with two opposed bi-pronged forks attached to a belt or strap. One end of the device was pushed under the chin, the other to the sternum, and the strap was used to secure the victim’s neck
nodak2nc: the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog! Sunrise/sunset in Grand Forks for today: 8:15am and 4:37pm. I don’t miss that. Literally what it’s like here in Alaska lol
cabinporn: Two-part cabin built next to the ghost town of Animas Forks, Colorado Submitted by Olivia Witt / @oliviaawitt
greenseer: Sometimes I feel bad about the fact that I often need very basic concepts/tasks explained to me but it’s just like when you are visiting your friends house and you have to ask what drawer the forks are in except the earth is my friends house
Spooning leads to forking.
eating chocolate chip cookie dough with a fork. (:
sofapizza: sumfight: Bored at party? becomes much more impressive when you realize this was made entirely out of plastic spoons, forks, & cups.
theannoyingskwid: I need this fork CAN I HAZ THIS MORE FROM theannoyingskwid
