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So what I go out? Its not like I’m never coming back and not know where the fuck I am. I lived in Seattle for 15 years what do you expect me to do? Get lost somewhere in forks and expect me not to call someone for help? Its not my fault that I try
dressedinslowmotion: Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet paper in the bathroom, and pictures littered the counter. The basement wall had
My white side is telling me to put the chopsticks down and use a fork.
trotskay: went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha !
sonoanthony: blog: “About me” me: *clicks* blog: *About me page* “Just ask :)” me: I would fucking stab u in the neck with a fork if I ever saw you in person you piece of shit
dustinnash: the-banana-paradox: hebrewhernia: setbabiesonfire: dressedinslowmotion: Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet paper in the
cremedemente: wallyedge: whatificantf0rgety0uu: Ugh this is annoying The fork pissed me off so much. what’s so wrong about Mike Wazowsky’s sunglasses?
spork: tarakaboom: laselles: promiseemeforeverr: spork: laselles: ok i have a legitimate question why the FUCK were sporks created not enough spoon to hold soup but not enough fork to hold regular food what is their purpose in this world I fucking
minementis: scenicroutes: #this is literally how being nonbinary is Imagine explaining non-binary genders like this though, “Okay so you know how a spork is like a spoon, and also a fork, while also being neither? I am the spork of humanity. I have
A FORK IN THE ROAD
riverwindphotography: Soft Wind Dancers: Wild Lupine along the Elk’s Fork, Shoshone National Forest, Wyominggif by riverwindphotography, June 2017
victoriousvocabulary: MANDRAGORA [noun] 1. a narcotic, short-stemmed European plant, Mandragora officinarum, of the nightshade family, having a fleshy, often forked root somewhat resembling a human form. Also known as a mandrake. 2. another name for
noescapenow: When you finally learn which side of your plate the salad fork goes on, we won’t have to go through this anymore… #No Escape Now
kuueater: go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE
when someone scratches their fork on the plate
90377: Roaring Fork Falls by Warren Reed
mamitachvla: another reason why im chubby is that i use tortillas instead of forks
cunnilingusbliss: licking ass with forked tongue
veganrecipecollection: (via Vegan Meatloaf Cupcakes | Fork and Beans)
veganrecipecollection: (via Gluten-Free Vegan Lemon Blackberry Cupcakes | Fork and Beans)
I decided to start living a vegan lifestyle after watching a documentary (Earthlings, Forks Over Knives, Meet Your Meat, etc.)
my niece left a pan of meat on the stove for two days now its been in the sink for four, along with her other dishes. no one has said shit to her. But let me leave a fork in the sink for a day and the whole house crumbles
spoopystationmanagement: phrux: leakinginklikeblood: lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I did not know this. The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language
gillianscully: when your mom comes home and there’s a fork in the sink and you ain’t take that damn chicken out the freezer
45babes: Fork you… http://ift.tt/1dHmI79
heywemermaidforeachother: nonchalant-fork: Do you think he knows? lolol reblogging for that comment
thatnellykid: alpha-beta-gamer: What if you saw the world with your ears? Devil’s Tuning Fork is a first-person exploration/puzzle game in which the player must navigate an unknown world using visual sound waves. Inspired by M.C. Escher’s classic
earlgreytea68: mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR
plastic-knives-and-forks: scenariox: i don’t even know why i want him. looking through the tags on tag viewer is fucking hilarious tho
lil-mizz-jaye: unsatisfiedkitty: unsatisfiedkitty: unsatisfiedkitty: I just cored and sliced an apple with the blunt end of a fork because I am desperate for this caramel dip oh my god I just found out there were plastic knives next to the apples
tvscripts: mom and dad and vicky wonder why he has forks for hands
miketooch: notkingkong: this gets funnier every year The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why
paradisemantis: fork-a-nature: wtfmanga: kaiserbeamz: Fuck this dude in particular. “Hold me back! It’ll be hard for them to post SHIT opinions after a break their hands with a hammer! Fucking, HOLD ME BACK!!!” I used to know this kid in 2014
When i’m unloading the dishwasher and i see a fork with a bit of stuff still on it
riverwindphotography: Flecks of Gold: Sand and crystals of mica sparkle in the clear waters of the North Fork of the Payette River, Idahogifs by riverwindphotography, July 2018
ec-sydney: mistersaturn123: a-can-of-mountain-jew: dragonenby: tabbitcha: lemonade-cat: talkearlietome: cartel: hotboysofficial: the future is now are people that lazy to need this While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork,
wearevanity: Tibble Fork Reservoir
Salvador Dali – Ménagère (Cutlery Set) 1957 Six pieces (silver-gilt) comprising of two forks, two knives and two enameled spoons.
vuelie: girlmeetsrileyhart: tredlocity: tredlocity: Frozen 2: Everyone is in Hell Anna: Why can’t I say “fork”? The complexity of this joke omg I scrolled past it than scrolled back up to rb it Everything about this makes sense
bladeandwood: Nice old folding knife and fork combo.
northwezt: Forks, Washington (April 26, 2014)
johnandwolf:Up above the east fork of the San Gabriel River. Angeles National Forest, CA / February 2015
90377: North Fork Clearwater River Idaho by Paden Gould
black-and-white: fork drop
tomsmizzle: tine /ˈtīn/ Noun: A prong or sharp point, such as that on a fork or antler
rainbowthinker: dogapult: technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
themountainlaurel: Mexican Chocolate Earthquake Cookie | Spoon Fork Bacon
alittlebitfurther: dyamirityofthelord: thefezandthedeathfrisbee: hotbiochemist: dressedinslowmotion: Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet
itseasytoremember: no1twerkslikegaston: ariel’s just like “girl I could tell you stories” “bitch i thought forks were for hair, i learned shit from a fucking seagull”
this is so good. i don’t give a fuck about anything. but i’ll give a fork for the quiche
phrux: leakinginklikeblood: lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I did not know this. The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly
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