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minementis: scenicroutes: #this is literally how being nonbinary is Imagine explaining non-binary genders like this though, “Okay so you know how a spork is like a spoon, and also a fork, while also being neither? I am the spork of humanity. I have
outofcontextdnd: DM: there’s a fork in the road Wizard ooc: I go over and pick it up DM: it’s sentient and stabs you in the eye because fuck you
rockurai: brokebooklover: dailyjackiechan: cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”
aro-leo: cipheramnesia: jenroses: Have I told y’all about my husband’s Fork Theory? If I did already, pretend I didn’t, I’m an old. So the Spoon Theory is a fundamental metaphor used often in the chronic pain/chronic illness communities to
spoopystationmanagement: phrux: leakinginklikeblood: lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I did not know this. The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language
the94thchamber: curvedbullets:hipsandheartbreak:delamind:kenofearth:delamind: Also, if I start the Grindin beat with my spoon, you better jump right in with your fork. Team work baby! She better know “what’s cooler than being cool?” too. ICE
nonchalant-fork: Moooooorniiiiing Good god
rbeez: ruineshumaines: 2012 Holi Festival of Colors at Spanish Fork, Utah. Photographed by Thomas Hawk | On Flickr. You can watch the video here and find some related post here and here. someone please go to this with me omg.
vahc: This remarkable shot of a forked lightning bolt streaking through the sky behind the 1,063ft iron tower was captured by amateur photographer Bertrand Kulik. The 31-year-old from Paris – which is known as the City of Light – said: ‘The
joeinct: Still Life of Plate and Fork, Photo by Lilo Raymond, 1991
cedriczebulge: Encore un fork de ma bite =)
curvalicious77: Ass Wednesday - Spooning leads to forking http://thickchicksnjunk.tumblr.com/ There she is :-) my lovely heart bum weekly submission. Xo. Thank you for this ❤️ I can just imagine grabbing all that voluptuous bum xo
itseasytoremember: no1twerkslikegaston: ariel’s just like “girl I could tell you stories” “bitch i thought forks were for hair, i learned shit from a fucking seagull”
nonchalant-fork: Oh my god. It’s like if the sun was reborn as a child it’s this little girl.
raveger: Truce at the Fork-Tongue Crossroads - by Alesia Aisela http://www.furaffinity.net/user/alesiaaisela/
eggplont: nickiminajvevo: when someone touches my food or i will stab u with my fork
cummerslam: fork-a-nature: moonlandingwasfaked: big-boss-official: @staff @staff @staff @staff
when i first saw this, i thought it was moving…. in a good way. jajaja, i’m stoned and this looks delicious.
patorourke: Fork, Toronto 2015
buttermilkqueen: u know when u accidentally scratch ur fork on a plate and the screech sounds like satan anally fisting a donkey
ironpatriotisstupid: paganmagdalene: that-one-avox: WHERE CAN I FIND THESE AND PURCHASE THEM SERIOUSLY WHERE DO THESE EXIST? “in forks send help”
johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: johnfuckingwatson: Know your place, Tom. DID SHE FUCKING STAB HIM WITH A FORK?
spork: tarakaboom: laselles: promiseemeforeverr: spork: laselles: ok i have a legitimate question why the FUCK were sporks created not enough spoon to hold soup but not enough fork to hold regular food what is their purpose in this world I fucking
miketooch:notkingkong:this gets funnier every year The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t
outtagum: #USE THE FORK LUKE
frodoes: The Dwarves: Blunt the knives, bend the forks Smash the bottles and burn the corks Chip the glasses and crack the plates Me: THAT’S WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES
pricklylegs: victoriouscrush: This is the most menacing goddamn dessert I’ve ever seen. Enjoy your delicious gigantic FUKKEN CANNOLI MACE. Fork, bib, chainsaw… Bring it on!
the-absolute-funniest-posts: miguelofthedark: I need this fork see more
a-study-in-gay: gabul0sis: like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink who wrote the story of my life
mortons–fork: whyyoustabbedme: the bar is set very very low Reason number 237,596,139 on why I want to leave America
ass-candy: nicegirlwrongplace: cake 🎂 And you don’t even need a fork to eat it ;)
theworstthingsforsale: Instead of opening the end of the butter wrapper and cutting a piece off the end with a knife or fork, how about you unwrap the whole thing and load it into the special cartridge of the Butter Cutter. Then you find that (according
mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just
wallyedge: whatificantf0rgety0uu: Ugh this is annoying The fork pissed me off so much.
when someone scratches their fork on the plate
plastic-knives-and-forks: ben-solo-trash: emotrashkylo: winterpunk: cimness: LOOK AT GWENDOLINE ON THE FAR LEFT #there’s so much going on here I don’t even know where to start Somebody please draw this but in their characters, please YES PLEASE
zfiledh: Don’t use the fork, Alex! We have tongs for a reason!
plastic-knives-and-forks: nodalpoint: スマイルマシンズ！ウェアラブル感情表現ディスプレイ！ https://mobile.twitter.com/makerkun/status/761857568155115520 Smile machine.
diary-of-a-chinese-kid: A kniforkoon (knife + fork + spoon)
trulysophisticat: sammyscosplay: Cosplay (and general sewing) life hack- easy pleats with a fork! For all those school girl uniform cosplays and more :)
fullmetalfisting: ruffboijuliaburnsides: i assume this is from a LARP, but this is still fuckin hilarious This isn’t a LARP, it’s a real sign in Forks, Washington that caused me to nearly crash my car as I drove past it
randomitemdrop: vintagegeekculture: “The Butterfly Murders” (1979) Item: Fork of Caltrop Summoning
deepnest: deepnest: TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT
raindogs:hello jeremy. Before you is a plate of broccoli and a fork. Under the broccoli is the key to your freedom. you must finish every broccoli on your plate or no fortnite for a week. You have until bedtime
vaspider:beardedmrbean:Michaelsthulhu YouTubeTwitterFacebookMan. Sometimes you just feel your brain resonate like a tuning fork. Like I definitely wanna talk Making Weird Things with that guy.
crowshapedvoid:fagonator-ultimate:it’s me im trans ppl[ID: a stock photo of a person standing at a fork in the road with their hands on their hips. this person is labeled: trans people. one path is labeled “im still the same person”
kuueater: go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE
tvscripts: mom and dad and vicky wonder why he has forks for hands
spork: umm…i went to taco bell and they gave me a FORK this is BLASPHEMY
cynn-cynn: fork-a-nature: nflstreet: thank goodness out on bail who is the person behind him. who is torturing matty braps
dongstomper: *stands up out of my seat and gently bangs a fork against my glass* Ladies and gentlemen… Penis.
apocryphist: theory: reaper throws away his guns because he can’t reload with those giant fucking raptor-nails on look at this. i don’t think he can pick up a fork, let alone reload his fancy future-shotguns
surprisebitch: switch-up-snowfox: bookahplease: laurdlannister-kingslayer: gumballwiki: Mother Forking A$$ Clown I’m dead they tripping lmaooooo Gumball is one of the most underrated cartoons out there right now. that’s some next level shit
When i’m unloading the dishwasher and i see a fork with a bit of stuff still on it
