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am i really that unbearable? do i really make niggas regret trying to build any sort of relationship with me? like dead ass, what is that i need to change. what am i doing that’s just so wrong?
ratchet-jean: casspie: You spin me right round baby Right round like a record baby Right round round round everyone is dead
cosmictuesdays: nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent
bookishandi:Music Video: Carly Rae Jepsen - I Really Like You (featuring Tom Hanks) Fact about me: you can pry Carly Rae’s delightful pop about crushes FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.
maryburgers:Pear warned me about this monster that roams the halls at night and tells boring stories to vulnerable students (at UCL) No like guys!! THAT IS A DEAD MANS BODY WITH A WAX HEAD!! He was in one of my childhood book of mummies because the real
raptorific:Ever since I did my post about how Thomas Jefferson would go to hell, people have been like “can you do Andrew Jackson too” to which my answer is a resounding HELL NOPE. That dude will LITERALLY MURDER ME and the fact that he’s dead
setauketsuckers: me? making fanart for a dead miniseries? it’s more likely than you think
ratmother: one time i was laughing with my sister and i said haha hokey pokey is kinda like sex. in out in out shake it all about. and she just looked at me dead in the eyes and ‘you put your right leg in’
wow-someone-finally: DEAD DASH?! Follow me for more pics like this :) www.wow-someone-finally.tumblr.com
2jam4u: diphoe:kyjellllyyy:aeturnumimplevitamore:comicsncoolshit:this gives me lifeLiterally one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen😂🍕🔥🍕🔥🍕 Fucking dead raggedick i feel like this will make you happy
multigloria: vegetakillmonger: square: Me AF Casper you’re like 10. that’s your biggest problem? HE IS DEAD
kingjaffejoffer: theicewaterjoneseffect: The Walking Dead. Pussy had me like…..
apiologies: me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
catiemonster: trojean:i’m not gonna kill myself because if my depression wants me dead THAT badly it’s gonna have to start shutting my fucking organs down like a REAL disease instead of being a fucking pussy and hiding in my brain and trying to get
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns: its-a-cat-world: Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack. Dead.
ilovetoodeeply: some days i think it’s better that you don’t know how much i actually like you but on other days i wanna look you dead in the eye and tell you about every little thing that made me think of you
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rule0fnines: dirtyberd: :’) Be happy today, Berdies!! PS that little boy in jammies holding the puppy like a bundle of firewood is basically me holding anything cute Is that fish dead????
mias-back-from-the-dead:pattern-53-enfield:shout out to the Jehovah’s Witness that very earnestly told me I “move like a man beset on all sides by demons” todayit’s called an entourage
catpda:catpda: how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it
previouslysaltyfandombrat:oysters-aint-for-me:one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like…you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi
great-and-small:Spending time with kids always reminds me how much I love the way they play. I’ll be like “hey kid look, this little bug is called an isopod it’s related to crabs and it eats dead plants” and they’ll immediately respond with
joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead insideme online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats Kinda
breadmaakesyoufat: my friend was falling off my bed and she was like “help me back up” and i looked at her dead in the eye and whispered “long live the king” and pushed her off the bed.
just-shower-thoughts: Me wrapping a dead cockroach in a paper towel, tossing it in the bin with all of my food scraps, then sealing the garbage bag is like giving the roach an ancient Egyptian burial in its perspective.
poptartswithwillsolace: hellnhonor: bitchsides: one of my biggest fears is dying after i suck a dick…. like once i watched Law & Order SVU & this dead girl had just sucked dick and had a bunch of semen in her stomach….. if they found me
catpda: catpda: how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing
rudolphsboyfriend:vadergf:I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I’m deadThe chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they’re dead that’s what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability
douxkitten: loukessler: need me a freak like this damn and they say romance is dead
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I was on the phone with Makayla B and we both started saying “today” at the same time and she was like you go and it kind of just ; Me: oh, today my boob itched in second hour so I looked dead into Krista’s eyes while scratching my boob
So since my phone is fully dead I will be lot slower on crating contents if u would like to help me out with getting a new phone I have a PayPal account
joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead insideme online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats
binchhhhhhhhhhh: deepspacepirate: One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it catch me in the city
missversacebae: 40datruth: karayray1: Like any type of a relationship. A friendship, an association. Anything. Let a nigga know. dead fucking ass Yesss tell me
blaackversace: officialwhitegirls: disgustednoise: kills-and-frills: Shrek is 108, Fiona is 22. It’s like twilight only better why yall fake activists that are talking about kylie and tyga sleeping on this last caption got me dead af
11-11-1992: darkislovelyyyy: 11-11-1992: darkislovelyyyy: How is is that I have all these followers and y'all barely talk to me ? 🤔 I stay wondering this Dead ass though 🙄 It’s like they ghost followers
geekyvamp: lazyscience: 221cbakerstreet: i-like-pigeons: ARE YOU OKAY? EXCUSE ME ARE YOU DEAD? CRISES! GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! SOOOO CUUUUTE I want a corgi masseur WHERE IS MY CORGI MASSEUR WHINE WHINE WHINE I WANT
This picture means a lot to me. It shows what it’s like to break free of depression. You’re trapped inside this dead thing that’s holding you down, making you afraid and miserable. But when you find the strength and courage to fight back, you
rudolphsb9: cosmictuesdays: nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that
crushly: Why are we supposed to go school, college then a job and then to work like an animal till you’re dead? Is that really how you want to live your life??? That’s not really living to me…..
imjustjessica: n0thing-left-inside: itwasthecatiswearr: This picture means a lot to me. It shows what it’s like to break free of depression. You’re trapped inside this dead thing that’s holding you down, making you afraid and miserable. But when
kasoukai: whattttup: applemilk1989: halalporn: me riding that dick Ur so edgy… That’s a fuckijg children’s show, compose yourself im like stitch when im riding that dick…im dead, lifeless, my corpse flailing around, soul all exiting my
et–l: I wish I could always be that girl that is always okay by herself and her loneliness is something that she notices but doesn’t ever fully feel, I would be lying if I said that was me. Sometimes my loneliness feels like a dead weight and
jimmysnowvakk: moriarty221b: Sherlockians like Anderson Whovians cry over a dead head’s cyberman Congratulations supernatural fandom, you are…sane ( or at least, the less insane ) are you kidding me we are the fandom that defends satan
cosmictuesdays:nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent her
kissmedeadlier: Devilishly hot @necianavine in our Plum Vargas dress 😈 ・・・ Little throwback for ya from a shoot I did with @marcoedelman back in April. Feeling like a vision in purple 😁 wearing super pretty Kiss Me Deadly shapewear, available
thesickestsinner: thisguypotts: vagabondmaurice: Dead ass, theoretically they can’t all jump me at once or they’d punch each other. I’d be out there singling them out four by four like: They can all get these hands, lmfao. ciaraknowsitall Lmao
ikahomine: HOLY SHIT THIS COVER IM DEAD SOMEONE KIL ME AGAIN IM KUROSE TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF AT THE BACK //INTERALLY SCREAMMAAMMSMSMS// EDIT: ACTUALLY NOT TAKING IT OFF BUT PUTTING IT BACK ON IT LOOKS LIKE THEY JUST FINISHED THE FRICK FRACK OH GOD
harryorgans: unfaggy: miucciapet: kawaii–uke: distrustfund: i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon Lmao the bear is like “bitch” #teambear me at a gay club it’s the end of
Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have
vagabondmaurice: Dead ass, theoretically they can’t all jump me at once or they’d punch each other. I’d be out there singling them out four by four like: They can all get these hands, lmfao.
fleshorchid: heartbrokengirlsketches: Really felt like drawing @fleshorchid again. Miss you!!!!!!!!!! Patreon | Storenvy | Twitter Well I am going to die now. I am dead. You have killed me and now I am in heaven telling everyone about this awesome
starrose17: daysofxavierspast: jamesmcablog: Anyway she ran downstairs and told my grandma that James was dead. So my grandma came upstairs like breaking her heart, really really upset. And then she saw me standing at the top of the stairs with a big
manafromheaven: thatfunnyblog: yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME
