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mrbiggest: WHEN THEY FIND ME DEAD …I WANNA GO LIKE THIS
“Inner demon, outer demon, call me whatever. It won’t matter when you’re dead any how, so why don’t you just give up like you always do?”edit: added regenerated version
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those-dead-frenchboys: annejolras: twerk4tacobell: lady-sherlock: colinandbradleysgirl: theabyssofword: me on my way to overthrow yo country tried to scroll past this, couldn’t. same napoleon more like naponyon SPOILER ALERT:he loses the
darkfiretaimatsu: …Did you know there’s a graveyard just over the hill behind the castle? It’s… not related to the topic at hand, I thought you just might like to know about it~ Look, when I was a kid, nopony told me that raising the dead was
ask-that-brown-pony: So yeah, in case you didn’t noticed, I’ve been dead for like a month or so, I just wanted to let you all know that I’m actually quite alive, the thing is that I got a new job and it’s really hard for me to keep up with my
dez-fm: Don’t mind me, just tainting my nsfw blog with sfw stuff. (Since my actual sfw blog is pretty much dead lol.) Someone requested this/something really similar to this a lonnnnng time ago. Felt like doing something cutesy, so I finally tackled
this photoset has broken me like… goodbye. i’m gone. i’m dead. i can’t handle the world anymore. my tragic golden haired prince.
akoyam: etherad: blazersandthings: Esther Quek akoyam needs to buy this S C R E A M I N G
ok so… here’s the deal.-Did the demo lesson and it went pretty okay! The supervisor spoke to me like a supervisor would and while the kids were dead, due to break coming up, they were okay. I didn’t get to meet the principal, because she
all my birthday reiterated to me is how unimportant I am and how so many people who used to be my friends don’t give a shit and I just. feel like I don’t belong in the world and I’m better off dead ah hah.
smokedsalmoniloveyou:shirt that says my childhood drags behind me like a dead body
teatime-musings replied to your post:“should i use axes or blades on my sinx when i go… … You’d probably be dead before you even tried using those. ✖‿✖ I’m like… "Oh god, please tell me you know the BASICS of
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Oh joy. They added the Protovich quests back. *stares at the screen* It’s like they’re making me level all my lowbie thirds. *flops over dead* I don’t wanna level my SF sorc. *whines*
estrxlla: jtl4: Y’all better whip me like this when I go. I’m surprised you aren’t dead yet Right. I was pumped to make it to 25.
hey-shoes: jtl4: estrxlla: jtl4: Y’all better whip me like this when I go. I’m surprised you aren’t dead yet Right. I was pumped to make it to 25. The love you get @jtl4 😂 Lol I’m used to it. Brings humor to my life. Kinda disappointed
jaiking: meme-rage: Drake looks like the proudest girlfriendhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad you did. STOP IT! #dead
sex-like-a-nympho: dash is dead so you get more of me.
raptorific: Ever since I did my post about how Thomas Jefferson would go to hell, people have been like “can you do Andrew Jackson too” to which my answer is a resounding HELL NOPE. That dude will LITERALLY MURDER ME and the fact that he’s dead
catpda: catpda: how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it
previouslysaltyfandombrat:oysters-aint-for-me:one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like…you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black,
that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time in 3rd grade i was playing tag and i tripped and fell down a hill and i kind of just laid there in my own blood for a few minutes face-down and these boys came up to me and were like “is it dead should we hide it”
amourduloup:“I will never find peace until you take me. It must be done so that afterwards I can lie across your thighs like a Pietá, cradling a dead Jesus.” — Querelle, dir. Rainer Werner Fassbinder
raginggenderriver: Oh man. Whoever says testosterone makes transfolks less likely to cry should see me watching this episode of Fringe right now with the lady talking to the dead shapeshifter that replaced her husband. sweet lord that fucking scene
cosmictuesdays: nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent
thumbsup4rockandroll:guiltyblue:akiraita:spitzem: Ness left after I did this. I suddenly feel like someone out there wants me dead you stole his thunder THE MOST ILLEGAL MOVE I’VE EVER SEEN OHH MY GOD this is some kinda bullshit
its very confusing to me sometimes that the main character of the Evil Dead series has pretty much the exact same name as Ashley from the Mass Effect series (especially since the latter is often shortened to ‘Ash’ in fandom)like, I found a crossover
ask-yumi-ishiyama: therainbowbandit: okay but latias is just hardcore flirting with ash tho OOC:I never noticed this while watching the movie, but the girl’s grandfather — who looks an awful lot like Watson to me — his eyes…they’re so…dead.
thethingsifindfunny: iamrushin: youwish-youcould: mimi-love: thagoodthings: thagoodthings: WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN CRACKHEADS I PROMISE ILL KILL YOU Why the clown sound like that ^^^ lmfao Me LMAO omg I am dead that noise she makes
butdoctorwho: captainunhook: victorianrendezvous: doktawhoah: someone please take photoshop away from me *dead* don’t act surprised that’s actually what a superwho would really look like
afrometalmizu: HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018. IM NOT DEAD. Not quite the pic I wanted to draw for the occasion, but I felt like drawing her. Im working on many more drawings at once while juggling work and school, so bear with me.
breadmaakesyoufat: my friend was falling off my bed and she was like “help me back up” and i looked at her dead in the eye and whispered “long live the king” and pushed her off the bed.
apiologies: me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
oreoofficial:*me at funeral* so do u guys come here often? cause this place is like, a total downer. u see that guy? hes dead
fullmetalasgardian:This is my favorite pic of the Winter Soldier cause he’s all like “Yeah I’m a deadly assassin, just give me a minute gotta get my hair done.”
jessicaiswet: 10 random facts about meI’m bored, so suffer with me lol1. I hardly ever get bitten by mosquitos. My friends like to joke that’s because I’m dead inside.2. I find the colour yellow really meh. One of my least favourite colours.3.
blur1art:  Welp here we are… In the jungle…. Surrounded by deadly creatures… Look, the handler isn’t the best looking MHW character but if she offers to suck me off I’m not saying no. Shit, I like gettin my dick sucked. Monster Hunter
quin-nsfw: Bowser-peach has deadly thighs.I liked her and figured might aswell do the dirty deed with her. If ya wanna see more, please tell me!Bowser-peach’s design is by @ayyk92 on twitter.https://twitter.com/ayyk92/status/1042465252221181954?s=19
daintyblackpegasus: DEY BE LIKE BATMAN CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE Y’KNOW WHY? …my parents are dead.
eyeofcompassion: -imaginarythoughts-: artofseductionlxix: lankthagod: lejawnlames: thahalfrican: titytwochainz: quietstormremix: tubesock: send me to the essence I….what? lmaoooooooooooo So long I’m out nooo She like dead ass posted
mentalalchemy: literallysame: nohighs: YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time I’m dead
bishopmyles: africanaquarian: bishopmyles: black-and-jewish: posthero: vinesnshit: How to take a selfie like a guy That’s dead how they do it tho Me lmao ^idk why you laughing dis you nigga except the last part Omg, Tennille pls.
blaackversace:officialwhitegirls: disgustednoise:kills-and-frills:Shrek is 108, Fiona is 22.It’s like twilight only betterwhy yall fake activists that are talking about kylie and tyga sleeping on this last caption got me dead af
sadsexysag:sadsexysag:can’t believe i hit a thousand followers… i thought tumblr was supposed to be dead? anyway, thanks for following guys lol2k 😳😳😳thank you for following liking and reposting! it actually weirdly means a lot to me.
coryscrappycinema: thanosthemadtitan: cakes I know some girls who like this sortta thing… Reminds me of Trash’s fantasy from Return Of The Living Dead
purrfectred: sleepingthottie: 🌚🌚🌚🌚 “east Atlanta Santa likes bussy” got me dead I know a few these are true for sure 🐸
boredandmoist: youthetrevival: yungbattosai: youthetrevival: You know how mad I’d be if this happened to me in real life? You’d be dead? Yeah, but, I’d be mad as hell about it. Be in the afterlife like
cosmictuesdays:nadiacreek:coelasquid:deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent her entire
sein-katzchen: darbyxxxrose: Like a curvy corpse in the dead of the night, you know you want to rape me. well duh! hey hotstuff <3 called Lord Abortion for a reason
“Hello, my name is Martin Hovden. We’re in a cabin up by Øksfjord. We’re being attacked by what looks like German zombies from the Second World War! By accident, we’ve set our cabin on fire and… Hello? Hello? Fuck! The cunt hung up on me!”Dead
baileyarber: baileyarber: This is one of my favorite pictures of myself. It’s what I look like most of the time. I have the darkest circles under my eyes that were passed down to me by my father. I’m usually exhausted from work and look dead. Still.
oreoofficial: *me at funeral* so do u guys come here often? cause this place is like, a total downer. u see that guy? hes dead
when ur in rarepair hell and it’s like lmao i’m dead inside pls ship bokunoya with me
i was being chased around by this harambe only to walk right into high noon o(-(
rudolphsboyfriend:vadergf:I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I’m deadThe chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they’re dead that’s what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability
a-dead-stoner-blog: justlovegirlswithdicks2: TS Vica & Milla I wish she’d fuck me like that!
suneaterr: punkbakugo: i was thinking some more about why i liked this panel so much and i guess a huge part of it was that the layout reminded me of the motif of deku following after bakugou. except this time, deku’s stopped dead in his tracks. and
docislegend: king-emare: noobtheloser: At 4 am when I was making this, it seemed really funny to me. dead and gone “like Kirstie Alley miss the 80s”
